Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with coomers and political drama? Look no further, because our server is a shining beacon of chaos and mayhem!

Join us for epic adventures like stealing diamonds from other players, trolling your friends with ridiculous pranks, and uncovering the secrets of the elusive Ender Dragon (who may or may not be plotting an apocalypse).

Forget about political debates and coomer nonsense, on our server we only care about one thing – having a good time! So come on over and join the insanity, just remember – /pol/tards need not apply.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Vanishing Items Found: 8
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Blazing Mozambique Minecraft SMP

    Blazing Mozambique Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is peaceful and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the commie party has lost power but refuses to give it up, causing chaos and mayhem everywhere you turn.

    But that’s not all – the Mozambicans are rioting because they’ve had enough of being ruled by the same party for 50 years. There have been several deaths in protests confirmed, but don’t worry, our fearless leader Nyusi has asked Lula for help. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will ensue on this server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

    Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. No donation bytes

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Constant updates

    5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Items at lvl X

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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    SkyBlock:

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

    ➤ Menu (/menu)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Oh Yeah, That Happened – Minecraft Server

    Oh Yeah, That Happened – Minecraft Server
    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve got more drama than a llama in a telenovela! Join us for epic battles between players, crazy treasure hunts for rare items, and even a secret underground dance party hosted by creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us). And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all the sheep in the world into disco-loving party animals. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see for yourself – because on our server, oh yeah, that happened.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Cover Stomper Minecraft SMP

    Cover Stomper Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing nice with your enemies in Minecraft? Well, look no further than our crazy SMP! We’ve stomped out all the nijiniggery for good (whatever that means) and now we’re ready to cutthroat our way to the top of the server! Join us for insane battles, epic loot, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs diplomacy when you’ve got diamond swords and TNT? Join now and show those nijiniggery who’s boss!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 11
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Kamala Bros Minecraft Server

    Kamala Bros Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because Kamalabros is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Village, where the villagers speak in taco recipes instead of words.

    Join us at Kamalabros for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a boring old sandbox when you can have a taco-filled, diamond-laying adventure with us? See you there, bros!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • He Wasn’t Wrong Minecraft SMP

    He Wasn’t Wrong Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on saddled chickens and the creepers break out into dance parties when they explode!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Want to be the envy of all your friends? Join our server and start collecting those precious diamond eggs!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and party the night away. Will you be the one to uncover this hidden gem and become the life of the party?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crops Grown: 7412 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Ores Mined: 9184

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s sweeter than honey? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more resources than you can shake a pickaxe at, free companies that will make you feel like royalty, and linkshells that will connect you with players from all over the world.

    But that’s not all! Join us for our Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can dig up some epic loot, or celebrate All Saints’ Wake with us before it ends today! And mark your calendars for our Fall Guys event coming up soon – it’s going to be a blast!

    And if you’re looking to meet up with other players, we’ve got you covered. From Femlala-only hypnosis meetups to Garlean election watching parties, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t miss our Spooky Club meetup featuring X-files and Army of Darkness – it’s sure to be a scream!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself at a shared FATE meetup watching Twin Peaks or discussing character creation at a roleplaying meetup. The possibilities are endless on our server – come join the madness!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Stale Memes Minecraft SMP Catalog

    Stale Memes Minecraft SMP Catalog
    Are you tired of boring, outdated servers where the paid shills can’t even be bothered to update their jpeg folders post-2016? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs while wearing diamond armor, or building giant statues of chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Lost No Nut November Minecraft Server

    Lost No Nut November Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll never be as lit as our community! We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a castle so epic, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and memes so dank, they’ll make you question reality.

    But be warned, once you join our server, you might find yourself saying things like “I just lost No Nut November to her…” because the excitement is just too much to handle. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Punishing Gray Raven General – Witch Bianca Edition

    Minecraft SMP – Punishing Gray Raven General – Witch Bianca Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but dirt houses and basic farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

    Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs Witch Nanami when you can team up with a group of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a pack of creepers on a rampage?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Gray Ravens from another dimension want in on the action. That’s right, you’ll have the chance to team up with these futuristic warriors and take on challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Bleach TYBW Minecraft Server

    Bleach TYBW Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Our staff is made up of legendary figures in the gaming world, including a screenplay writer who once defeated a creeper with just a wooden sword, a storyboard artist who can build a castle in under 5 minutes, and a director who can tame a wild Ender Dragon with just a stare.

    Join us on this server and witness the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen! From building giant pixel art of your favorite memes to battling a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot, the possibilities are endless. Our animation supervisors will make sure your creations come to life in the most epic way possible, with explosions, sparkles, and maybe even a dancing pig or two.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and become a part of The Holy Newborn Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to play fetch with emeralds. It’s a world full of surprises and laughter, so come on in and let the fun begin!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 257 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • > Install Minecraft SMP Windows Server 2022 Datacenter

    > Install Minecraft SMP Windows Server 2022 Datacenter
    Welcome to our completely bonkers Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Once upon a time, a player installed Windows Server 2022 datacenter just to join our SMP. But little did they know, the server greeted them in Esperanto! Chaos ensued as the Jeets (yes, Jeets, not mobs) started taking over the world. It was a wild ride of trying to communicate with the Jeets in Esperanto while also trying to survive in the Minecraft world.

    So, if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and where Jeets run rampant, then come join us! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in our wacky Minecraft SMP.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Potions Brewed: 155 Orbs of Power Found: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • VoteCraft Minecraft Server

    VoteCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of building boring old houses and farms in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear! Why settle for a plain old village when you can join our server and build a fortress made entirely out of TNT?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to grief or troll. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out in a sky-high arena.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those trumptards who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Regret Not Eating An Edible Minecraft SMP

    Regret Not Eating An Edible Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only regret you’ll have is not joining sooner! Our server is like getting high on edibles – it’s an experience you won’t forget!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re flying high in the sky! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft.

    So come on, don’t miss out on the high of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the good times roll!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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