BlockyMemeMadness | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BeanieHairDontCare

BeanieHairDontCare, Beanies, cold weather, fashion, fashion dilemma, Fashion tips, hair care, hair maintenance, hair styling, hat hair, head covering, Headwear, indoor fashion, staying cozy, Style, warmth, winter accessories, winter fashion, winter hats, winter style, winter wardrobe

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	973
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Buildings Constructed:	44	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have solved the age-old mystery of avoiding hat hair while wearing beanies! Our players have mastered the art of seamlessly transitioning from the chilly outdoors to the cozy indoors without a single strand out of place. Join us and learn the secrets of maintaining flawless hair even in the most extreme weather conditions!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary group of players who have tamed a pack of wild llamas and trained them to do their bidding. Need to transport items across the map? Just hop on a llama and let them do the work for you! These llamas are not your average Minecraft animals – they have a taste for adventure and will stop at nothing to help you on your quest.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players have access to. Dance the night away with your fellow gamers and show off your best moves in this exclusive club. Who knew that Minecraft could be so glamorous?

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, most hair-raising adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember to leave your hat at the door – we’ve got hat hair covered.

CraftyHub Minecraft Server

arrest, arrested, chat site, Communication, CraftyHub, crime, cybercrime, Founder, Gisèle Pelicot, husband, internet, investigation, law enforcement, legal action, Minecraft, News, online chat, Online Community, scandal, Server, social media, Technology, Website

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5208
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Gods Slained:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

LOL SO, THIS SERVER IS LIKE, SUPER LIT, OK? LIKE, THE FOUNDER IS SO WILD, THEY GOT ARRESTED FOR LIKE, RUNNING A CHAT SITE THAT GISELE PELICOT’S HUSBAND USED. CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE IT? JOIN THIS SERVER AND YOU MIGHT GET ARRESTED TOO, BUT LIKE, IN A FUN WAY. PLUS, WE HAVE DIAMONDS GALORE AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY. COME JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE).

CraftyDadBurnedByGirls

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3967
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	371
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE SET FIRES AND MAKE DAD JOKES ALL DAY!

WE HAVE CRAZY STORIES LIKE FATHERS GETTING LIT UP BY THEIR DAUGHTERS AFTER SOME WILD RAPE INCIDENT IN PAKISTAN!

COME JOIN US FOR SOME INSANE FUN AND MAYHEM! WHO NEEDS A NAME WHEN YOU CAN HAVE ALL THIS CHAOS?! 😂🔥🔥🔥

Lifesteal SMP STARTING FRIDAY Anarchy SMP

Active, Anarchy, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Discord, Fabric, FRIDAY, Fun, Gaming, invite, Join, LifeSteal, members, multiplayer, New server, Play, Plugins, Server, smp, Starting, Survival, voice mod, worldborder

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Votes:	963

Overview
SMP Start Time	Friday, 3pm EST
Number of Members	Currently 28
Plugins	LifeSteal, Voice mod (using fabric)
Worldborder	5k by 5k
Community	Fun and active
Discord	https://discord.gg/ZZ5DdF46

FAQ

Q: When does the SMP start?

A: The SMP starts on Friday at 3pm EST.

Q: How many members are currently in the SMP?

A: There are currently 28 members in the SMP, and more are needed.

Q: What plugins are used in the SMP?

A: The SMP uses LifeSteal and Voice mod plugins, both implemented using Fabric.

Q: What is the size of the worldborder?

A: The worldborder is set at 5k by 5k.

Q: How would you describe the community in the SMP?

A: The community is described as fun and active, welcoming new members to join.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the SMP?

A: Yes, the Discord server can be joined through this link: https://discord.gg/ZZ5DdF46

VibeCraft Land 1.20.6

1.20.6, Communication, Community, Connection, emotions, Expression, feeling, Happiness, introspection, joy, Land, Melancholy, mood, Music, Nostalgia, playlist, Reflection, sentiment, sentimentality, sharing, song, VibeCraft, VIBES

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6584
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Votes:	215
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like a virtual paradise where you can build epic castles and fight off dragons with your friends.

But wait, there’s more! You can also ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands.

And get this, the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff.

Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies.

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip mixed with a fantasy adventure on steroids. Just click that join button and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

BabyCraftyCritique

aita, Baby name, BabyCraftyCritique, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, criticizing, egyptian goddess, family, Interference, Isis, judgmental, life choices, Opinions, parenting, relationships, Rude, School, sister, teasing, terrorist organization

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2120
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama of real life like this! We promise no one will judge you for your name choices, whether you name your character after an Egyptian goddess or a famous terrorist organization. Our server is a safe space for all, where you can build, explore, and have fun without fear of being bullied or teased. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, no matter what controversial names you choose. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind!

SmellCraft SMP: SmellinGood

Alluring smells, aromatic sensations, Captivating aromas, Delightful fragrances, Enjoyable aromas, Fascinating scents, favorite smells, Intriguing scents, Love to smell, Odd odors, Peculiar scents, pleasant odors, Quaint fragrances, quirky smells, Scent appreciation, SmellCraft, SmellinGood, smp, Special aromas, strange smell, Uncommon scents, unique scents, unusual fragrances

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9787
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4247	Zombie Dances:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Divine Spears Created:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

First of all, the admins are actual wizards. Like, they can literally turn dirt into diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who only communicates in pig squeals, it’s hilarious.

But the best part? The strange “smell” that you love to smell. It’s like a mix of freshly baked cookies and exploding creepers. It’s so addictive, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AIocalypse2030

ai, AI impact on jobs, AI in the workplace, AIocalypse2030, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, employment trends, future of work, Job Displacement, job displacement due to AI, job loss, labor force, technological advancement, workforce automation, workforce development, workforce management, workforce optimization, workforce planning, workforce reduction, Workforce Strategy, workforce transformation

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2169	Buildings Constructed:	26
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the robot takeover by 2030!!! 41% of companies are gonna fire everyone cuz of AI so u better start practicing ur block building skills now!!! join us and build ur own anti-robot fortress, mine for diamonds to power ur robot-fighting armor, and team up with other players to take down the evil AI overlords!!! don’t be left jobless in the future, come join us and save the world, one block at a time!!! #robotpocalypse #minecraftforlife #savetheworld

Blocky Buzzword Bonanza

blocky, bonanza, buzzword, buzzwords, Communication, Contemporary, emperor’s new clothes, fad, Fashionable, fashionable language, Hip, in vogue, jargon, Language, MODERN, phrases, Popular, popular phrases, stylish, trend, trendy, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3095
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Animals Bred:	144
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

LOL COME JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA BE DA COOLEST KID ON DA BLOCK. WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM DA SKY AND CREEPERS THAT GIVE U HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING.

ON DIS SERVER, U CAN RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF EVIL LLAMAS WITH YOUR TRUSTY CARROT SWORD. WE EVEN GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE ENDER DRAGON IS THE DJ.

IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BE BLESSED BY THE MINECRAFT GODS AND GIVEN UNLIMITED BUILDING BLOCKS TO CREATE A CASTLE MADE OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS.

SO WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. BUZZWORDS ARE THE MODERN VERSION OF “THE EMPEROR’S NEW CLOTHES,” BUT ON THIS SERVER, WE WEAR DIAMOND ARMOR AND FLY ON CHICKENS.

Echidna Chromosome Chaos

Chaos, chromosome, chromosome evolution, Echidna, echidna genetics, echidna genome sequence, egg-laying mammal, evolutionary biology, gapless genome, genetic reorganization, genetic sequencing, genome sequence, genome sequencing, genomic events, genomic reorganization, mammal genome, multiple sex chromosomes, reorganization events, sex chromosomes, sex determination, sex determination system, unusual sex determination

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4169
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Gods Slained:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got echidnas with multiple sex chromosomes yo! u can track genomic reorganization events and witness the rise of a highly unusual sex determination system. it’s like a soap opera but with echidnas and minecraft. come join the chaos and witness the madness unfold. only on this server, where anything is possible, even echidna drama.

TeaTime SMP

17, Builders, Characters, Community, Custom, Datapacks, Discord, Donations, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Plugins, Races, REDSTONERS, rules, shopping districts, smp, Storyline, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2993
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP Overview

Tea Time SMP is a vanilla+ Minecraft server with a variety of game enhancing plugins. Hosting events and custom server events, there is no pressure to donate but supporters can receive roleplay bonuses in game. Opening on 1/04/25, the server welcomes redstoners, builders, farmers, and more, with an LGBTQ+ friendly environment. Featuring a huge storyline and custom character creation, players can enjoy proximity voice chat and relaxed rules to play Minecraft their way.

Server Speciality:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ

What is Tea Time SMP?

Tea Time SMP is a vanilla+ Minecraft server with a variety of game-enhancing plugins, hosting events and custom server events.

When does the server open?

The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25.

What kind of players are you looking for?

We are looking for all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly and is for players aged 17 and above.

Are there specific rules for playing on Tea Time SMP?

Our rules are pretty relaxed and can be found on our discord server, allowing players to play Minecraft the way they want to.

Can I participate in roleplay on the server?

Yes, players can create their own characters and roleplay among each other on the server.

Do I have to use the proximity voice chat?

Proximity voice chat is available, but players are not required to talk if they don’t want to.

Anime Oasis 1.21.2

1.21.2, Adult, Anime, Boring, child, cure, Disease, dream, Escape, FANTASY, GOD, Happy, Heaven, Hope, isekai, Life, longing, Oasis, Real World, rotten soul, teenager, wish

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5429
Alien Abductions:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Love Letters Sent:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Sick of this lame adult life? Join our Minecraft server where you can be a forever child or teenager! No more adulting, just building and mining like a boss. Heaven is overrated, but this isekai server will cure your adult soul. Don’t wait 6 years, join now and live your best Minecraft life!

ParentalBlindspot

behind closed doors, concealed activities, Covert, crazy, Forbidden, hidden, kept from parents, Mischief, off the record, ParentalBlindspot, parents, rebellious, risky behavior, Secrets, sneaky, undercover, undisclosed, undisclosed actions, unshared adventures, untold stories, Wild

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6959
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Emeralds Found:	3354	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Crops Grown:	3443	Void Armor Forged:	10
Void Gems Collected:	31	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of living a boring, mundane life? Do you want to unleash your inner wild child without your parents ever finding out? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can let loose and do the craziest things imaginable!

Picture this: you’re riding a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava while wearing a chicken suit. Your parents would never understand, but we do. And we encourage it!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and secret shenanigans that will have you laughing for days. Just don’t let your parents catch you – unless they’re cool enough to join in on the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your wildest dreams run wild on our Minecraft server. Your parents will never know what hit them!

WD-Fiddy’s Block Party

50 cent, BLOCK, brand of lube, business opportunity, celebrity brand, creative branding, entertainment industry, famous rapper, funny idea, Hip Hop Artist, innovative idea, lubricant, marketing concept, Music (Industry), Party, personal care product, potential market, product naming, rapper, rapper 50 cent, sexual wellness, WD-Fiddy, WDFiddys

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9983
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server out there, where even 50 Cent himself couldn’t handle the heat! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, we got your back with our special power-up called “WD-Fiddy” lube. It’s so slick, even the Ender Dragon would slip and fall!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant squids, treasure hunts in the land of rainbow sheep, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet llama that spits out diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into our resident celebrity, Snoop Dogg, who’s always down for a game of virtual chess.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server in the universe, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Let’s get this party started, fam!

What is the IP for TimTheTatman Minecraft Server?

best of, best of tim, best of timthetatman, CHEATER, compilation, fat, funny, Funny Moments, gameplay, Hacker, Live, Livestream, man, Minecraft, nickmercs, Server, solos, Spectating Solos, Stream, Streamer, Tắt, tatmanarmy, the, Tim, tim solos, tim the tatman, timthetatman, timthetatman funny, timthetatman highlights, timthetatman moments, timthetatman ninja, timthetatman solo, timthetatman spectates, warzone cheater, Warzone Hacker, warzone solo, warzone solos, warzone spectating

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5981
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	29

TimTheTatman, also known as Timothy John Betar, is a popular streamer and content creator on Twitch. He is best known for his entertaining gameplay, humorous commentary, and engaging interactions with his audience. TimTheTatman has amassed a large following on social media and continues to be a prominent figure in the gaming community.

Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2314
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7