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Players: 107/400 Votes: 6416
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 2395
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 298
Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

New Minecraft Servers

Have you ever seen a llama riding a pig while wearing a top hat and monocle? No? Well, you’re in for a treat on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying squids, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks or participate in our annual sheep beauty pageant where the winner gets a crown made of emeralds. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever find!

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  • CraftyKidLies

    CraftyKidLies
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 5613
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Chimeras Created: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Void Gems Collected: 27
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 294 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

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  • VAllure Haven 1.21

    VAllure Haven 1.21
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 2425
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 23 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38 Star Shards Collected: 130
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

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  • BabyBlockBungle

    BabyBlockBungle
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 4138
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Alien Abductions: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

    But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

    So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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  • AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

    AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 6151
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Demon Skulls Collected: 23
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4219 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

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  • SinCraft: Reddit Edition

    SinCraft: Reddit Edition
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 9037
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Mythical Swords Crafted: 64
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

    Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

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  • Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

    Leash-Carrying Doggos Server
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 6970
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

    But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

    And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

    So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

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  • Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

    Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 6549
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Towns Built: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 99 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 329 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

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  • R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

    R9k Community Craft 1.20.1
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 3179
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Magic Items Found: 1962 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

    We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

    Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

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  • GuantanamoCraft SMP

    GuantanamoCraft SMP
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 8357
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Votes: 2641 Falling into the Void: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Magic Items Found: 3442
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Farms Harvested: 945
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

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  • MineCraftMatchmaker

    MineCraftMatchmaker
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 9993
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 1250
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

    Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

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  • UkrainianLandWars

    UkrainianLandWars
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 7197
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Dimension Hops: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

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  • Skinny Talent Server

    Skinny Talent Server
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 2050
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Runes Activated: 8
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

    we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

    our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

    if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

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  • Bowels of Doom Server

    Bowels of Doom Server
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 246
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 29
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

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  • Meteor Madness 1.20.2

    Meteor Madness 1.20.2
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 1701
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

    I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

    Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

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  • AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 5929
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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