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NoTofuPlz – Minecraft SMP

Absolutely, Allergies, aversion, cannot stand, Culinary, despise, detest, diet, DISLIKES, Eat, Food, gag reflex, loathe, Minecraft, no matter what, NoTofuPlz, picky eater, Preferences, Refuse, Repulsion, restrictions, smp, taste buds

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2401
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up LOL. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns, it’s totally wild!

But like, the best part is the food we have in this SMP. We have a rule that you can’t eat potatoes because they’re actually alien spies trying to take over the world. And if you even mention carrots, you have to do a dance-off with a zombie to prove your loyalty to the server. It’s crazy, but so much fun!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where anything goes, you gotta join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and the random dance parties with skeletons, it’s a blast!

DefendCraft

court cases, criminal charges, dangerous situations, Deadly Force, DefendCraft, defending oneself, defending your life, defending your property, gun rights, justifiable homicide, killing, legal rights, lethal force, life or death, life-threatening situations, personal safety, protecting oneself, self defense, stand your ground, Survival, using force

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	289	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2812
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of self-defense! Ever been attacked by a horde of creepers and had to fight back with nothing but a wooden sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon.

Join us for epic battles against mobs, where you’ll have to think fast and fight even faster to stay alive. Our players have some insane stories of self-defense, like the time one player took down a whole army of skeletons with just a stack of potatoes. Or the time another player built an entire fortress out of dirt to protect themselves from a pack of angry zombies.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and keep you on your toes, join us now! Who knows, you might just become a legendary warrior known for your epic acts of self-defense.

ZionistZapperCraft

anti-imperialism, anti-Zionism, ayatollah, Conflict, foreign intervention, Geopolitics, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Islamic Republic, Khamenei, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Politics, proxy wars, Regional power struggle, resistance, supreme leader, Syria, Zionists, ZionistZapperCraft

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Farms Harvested:	671	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than iran and israel combined! khamenei himself said “zionists haven’t won” but you can win big on our server! build your own empire and show those zionists who’s boss! we have crazy pvp battles, insane treasure hunts, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the haters. join now and be part of the most epic showdown in minecraft history!

Repaired & Ready – Cheap Fixes

affordable, bargain, budget-friendly, Cheap, cost effective, Deal, Discounted, diy, economical, fixer upper, Fixes, frugal, handyman, low cost, Ready, refurbish, Repair, repaired, Restore, savings, secondhand, thrifty, Value

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2312
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Yo, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on a rainbow llama through a field of exploding watermelons. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from an army of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can trade your diamonds for magical unicorn farts that will give you super speed and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

2B2PLACE TRY TO SURVIVE Minecraft server HERE

185.17.10.82, 2B2PLACE, banner, BUILD, Community, Creative, description, Explore, gameplay, Ip:, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, try to survive

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	957
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Void Armor Forged:	21	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Alien Abductions:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

if 1 IP does not work, go to 2: 185.17.10.82:25594

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Helios: THE ARRIVAL

Age Progression system, Arrival, Build towns, Curseforge, deities, Discord, form governments, Helios, Lore Quests, Minecolonies, Modded, modpacks, player-engagement, realistic politics, Relax, server pack, Space Travel, technological Era advancement, Valkaryian Skies

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4044
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Overview of Helios Minecraft Server

Features	A World of Realistic Politics. Sail the seas with Valkaryian Skies. Venture on Lore Quests involving Greek Mythology. Experience realistic technological Era advancement. Manage your society with Minecolonies… AND MORE!
Description	The World of Helios is a modpack/server that uses both mods and plugins to maximize the potential Minecraft has to offer. Players progress through different Ages, each with unique gameplay styles and technologies.
Current Age	16th century

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Visit https://discord.gg/CcCtfpXnH3 or https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/helios-server-pack for more information.
What is the progression system?	Players advance through different Ages, each with its own gameplay style and technology. Progress is not lost during Age transitions.
Can I build towns or nations?	Yes, players can build and manage towns or nations, form governments, and face challenges posed by deities.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20

#youtube, Audience, channel, Content Creator, creativity, criticism, empowerment, ENGAGEMENT, Expectations, gender stereotypes, internet fame, online presence, perspective, PIXEL, PRESSURE, Quest, Realm, social media, success, Video, Views, viral, Women

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8631
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the only server that reached millions of players but refuses to add more because it’s too cool for that, like why are servers like this? Join us for the ultimate mind-bending experience of questioning reality and regretting everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. It’s a rollercoaster of crazy shizo antics and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more. Don’t miss out, join now and enter the twilight zone of Minecraft madness!

QuirkyHomeSMP – Renters, what’s your weird norm?

accustomed, everyday, habits, home, idiosyncrasies, Living, living space, norm, normal, Oddities, peculiar, QuirkyHomeSMP, rental property, renters, Unconventional, Unique, weird, weird quirks, whats

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8842
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, there’s this one dude who built his house entirely out of diamond blocks because he thought it would bring him good luck in battles. And then there’s this other player who has a pet creeper that follows him around everywhere, like how insane is that?! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is going on in this server?! You have to join us and experience the madness for yourself, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of llamas in top hats, then maybe stay away… but seriously, join us now!

SubCraft: The Worst Server Ever

awful sub, bad sub, horrible sub, Server, SubCraft, subreddit, terrible sub, WORST, worst forum, worst internet group, worst online community, worst online community experience, worst online discussion, worst online gathering, worst online meeting, worst online network, worst online platform, worst online space, worst social media group, worst sub, worst subculture, worst subreddit

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1543
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Farms Harvested:	660	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the WORST (in the best way possible)! Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller.”

So, if you’re ready to throw all logic out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on the WORST Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!

FireNation Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, east asia, escalation, firenation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, Minecraft, playing with fire, power struggle, red line, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Tension, territorial dispute, US, Warning

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	235
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Villages Defended:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit that even china is warning the US about it? well look no further cuz our server is so fire that even world leaders are talking about it. join us and experience the thrill of walking on the taiwan red line, but be careful cuz you might get burned by all the epicness. come play with us and see why everyone is saying we’re playing with fire on this server. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

CraftyRevolution

Ahmad al-Sharaa, anti-Assad forces, anti-government protests, Arab Spring, authoritarian regimes, civil war, CraftyRevolution, foreign intervention, geopolitical tensions, Iranian influence, Iranian project, Middle East conflict, Middle Eastern politics, opposition movements, political turmoil, regime change, regional instability, resistance movements, revolutionary movements, Syrian conflict, Syrian opposition

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5773
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WE GOT SYRIAN OPPOSITION SETTING IRANIAN PROJECTS BACK 40 YEARS! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? ONLY ON OUR SERVER WILL YOU SEE SUCH WILD ANTICS HAPPENING!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE INSANITY FOR YOURSELF! BUILD A HOUSE, FIGHT SOME ZOMBIES, AND MAYBE EVEN WITNESS A SYRIAN OPPOSITION MEMBER BLOWING UP A MINECRAFT CASTLE! WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT ON OUR SERVER!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN NOW BEFORE YOU MISS OUT ON ALL THE WACKY FUN! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

Classic Prison

airdrops, bedrock, Blackmarket, Capes, Cell PvP, classic, Cosmetics, costumes, Crates, Easy Progression, Ip:, Koth, modern gameplay, Npcs, og, old school, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, WarZone events

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9463
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Server Information
IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features
Classic Prison	Non-OP, grind-based progression system
PvP Events	Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards
Non-P2W	Fair balance for free-to-play players, limited benefits for donators
Cosmetics	100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression
Cells	Grow drugs, farm gems, manage storage
Quests	NPCs help players progress faster
Commissary	Sell special items for extra money, useful with PlayerShops
Fishing	Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward
Guards	Coming soon to add another layer of challenge

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: dnmc.net
Discord: discord.gg/SbpyNPB
PatarHD’s showcase: youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ:

Q: Is this server only for Bedrock players? A: Yes, this server is for Minecraft Bedrock Edition players.

Q: Are there any OP features on the server? A: No, the server follows a non-OP, grind-based progression system.

Q: How can I participate in PvP events? A: You can participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win? A: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.

Q: Are there any special cosmetics available? A: Yes, there are 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes to choose from.

Q: What activities and progression systems are available on the server? A: You can engage in various activities like growing drugs, farming gems, managing storage, completing quests, fishing in B Ward, and more.

Q: How can I get more information about the server? A: You can visit the server’s website or join the Discord community for more details.

Q: Are guards available on the server? A: Guards are coming soon to add another layer of challenge to the gameplay.

Tiny Cosmos Realm 1.21

charming characters, cooperative play, Cosmos, creative community, creative level design, cult classic, forgotten games, hidden gems, indie games, innovative controls, lbp, little big planet, nostalgic games, overlooked games, platformer, PlayStation Exclusive, puzzle game, quirky story, Realm, Tiny, Underrated Games, unique gameplay, whimsical world

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6286
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Enchantments Applied:	286	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Yo, forget about LBP, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got controls smoother than a baby’s bottom, gameplay crazier than a squirrel on caffeine, and stories weirder than your uncle’s conspiracy theories.

LBP who? More like LMAO, am I right? Our server will make you forget all about those sackboys and cardboard worlds.

Join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and leave you wondering why you ever wasted time on anything else. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

Cadets, data boundary, data constraint, data cutoff, data limitation, data restriction, data retrieval, limited results, long tail tags, Minecraft, only 40 results, search boundary, search constraint, search limit, search limitation, search outcome, search parameter, search query, search restriction, search threshold, smp, Space

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6496
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	43	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4371	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for non-stop chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who have stolen all the diamonds on the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll King,” a mischievous player who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting newcomers. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of the ultimate prankster?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Assistance, Boundaries, CAR, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict, decision, Expectations, family, favoritism, Help, in-laws, insurance, Minecraft, refusing, relationships, Resentment, second car, Server, standing up, Struggle, Transportation

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9427
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Buildings Constructed:	25
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	141

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of not having the car you want! Just like the OP’s in-laws, who seem to have a never-ending car drama, we promise you won’t have to deal with any car-related shenanigans here.

Join our server and never worry about someone asking to borrow your virtual car, because that’s just not a thing here. We have plenty of virtual vehicles for everyone to drive, no insurance required!

And don’t worry about picking up anyone’s virtual kids or being a backup vehicle, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be picking up are diamonds and the only backup you’ll need is your trusty sword.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, on our server, you’re always the hero, not the asshole!

Players:	108/400	Votes:	2255
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5130	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Divine Spears Created:	24	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Towns Built:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2