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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Star Shards Collected: 76 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
Wilderness Tamed: 15 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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