hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat it will add years to ur life like quitting ciggies. yea u heard me right, just by playin on dis server u will live longer, like a frickin wizard or sumthin. so wat r u waitin for? join now and start livin dat sweet, sweet minecraft life, cuz u ain’t never too old to reap dem benefits, baby!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
Buildings Constructed: 49 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Astral Projections Made: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • > Anime Can’t Be Ki- Minecraft SMP

    > Anime Can’t Be Ki- Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where anime is forbidden? Well, look no further because on our server, anime is LIFE! We have a whole town dedicated to waifus and husbandos, complete with body pillows and a cosplay competition every week. Join us if you want to unleash your inner weeb and build the ultimate anime paradise!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the dragons and even ride them into battle. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Ender Dragon Whisperer, you’ll gain the power to control all the dragons in the land. So come join us and become the ultimate dragon tamer!

    And if that’s still not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. These llamas are fierce warriors who will stop at nothing to defend their honor. Join our server and witness epic llama battles that will leave you in stitches!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • SockSnatcher Minecraft Server

    SockSnatcher Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with sock drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where socks are never an issue! No more $25 socks going missing or causing family feuds. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes without worrying about someone touching your precious socks.

    Imagine a world where laundry is a thing of the past and the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join us and leave the sock drama behind! Who needs clean clothes when you can have endless fun in our Minecraft world?

    Don’t be like the dad in this story, join our server and let your creativity run wild without any sock-related stress. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than arguing over missing socks!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Farms Harvested: 298
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CraftyAnxietyManiPulator

    CraftyAnxietyManiPulator
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trey’s fake anxiety attacks? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like Trey’s antics in school.

    We promise a unique experience where you’ll never know what to expect next – just like when Trey suddenly starts hyperventilating in class for attention. Will you be the one to give him sympathy, or will you call him out for his shenanigans?

    Join now and experience the thrill of uncertainty, just like when Trey’s anxiety attacks mysteriously disappear when he’s not seeking attention. It’s a wild ride that will keep you on your toes and questioning everything – just like the time Trey’s dramatic outburst at dinner left everyone speechless.

    So come on over and join our server for a drama-filled adventure that’s crazier than Trey’s fake anxiety! You won’t regret it… or will you? 😉

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Runes Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • BookwormSMP – Lifechanging

    BookwormSMP – Lifechanging
    Are you tired of boring old book clubs? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where instead of reading books, you can live out your wildest literary fantasies!

    Imagine diving into the pages of your favorite book and battling monsters alongside your favorite characters. Want to join Harry Potter in a game of Quidditch? Done. How about fighting dragons with Bilbo Baggins? Easy peasy.

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to a secret library filled with enchanted books that can give you special powers and abilities. Want to fly like Peter Pan or have super strength like Hercules? Just grab a book and watch the magic happen.

    So come join us and let your imagination run wild in our one-of-a-kind literary Minecraft SMP. Who needs real books when you can live them instead?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 8108

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Gr8fulPixel

    Gr8fulPixel
    Are you grateful for the tiniest block in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret world where everything is shrunken down to the size of a baby chicken! Imagine battling giant spiders that are now the size of ants, or building a tiny house that fits in the palm of your hand! Join us for the ultimate tiny adventure and see just how small you can be grateful for!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • 🔥TIMETOPLAY🔥BUILD A CITY, DEVELOP A NATION🚀 Minecraft server

    🔥TIMETOPLAY🔥BUILD A CITY, DEVELOP A NATION🚀 Minecraft server

    The server has 3 unique modes:

    ⭐POLITICAL is a unique mode in which you can found YOUR city and recruit people there!

    ✅ City upgrades are very diverse. The city’s buildings are divided into 6 branches: Civil, Economic, Military, Technological, State and Production. Each branch has a wide variety of buildings (they need to be built and improved using resources and game coins), which will give your city and your residents different bonuses and advantages.

    ✅In addition to upgrading buildings, the city needs to upgrade Centuries of Development in order to gain access to new crafts and technologies. So, for example, in the last “Atomic” century, residents of your city will have access to crafting firearms!

    ✅Also, each city needs to choose its own religion and form of government. They are all different and give different bonuses. Be careful – some religions and forms of government cannot be changed!

    I would like to note that there is quite a lot of PVP content on the server:

    ⚔In automatic mode, tournaments are held every day for city residents. There are 2 types:

    PVP tournaments (There are 3 types: daily, weekly and mystical). To participate, the Mayor of your city must submit an application for participation at the start of the tournament in the chat, after which city residents will be able to sign up for it). What is this tournament? Residents of eight cities will fight against each other in the same arena. Each resident will have two lives; if you die, you will immediately appear in the same arena and will be able to continue fighting until you run out of lives. City residents who kill everyone else will receive various rewards.

    SPLEEF tournaments – well, everything is simple here, city residents will play a game that is familiar to everyone. And again, the city residents who are the last to remain will receive various rewards.

    ⚔There is a PVP location “Outpost”, in which various chests with resources constantly spawn at a certain time, BOSSES spawn (for killing them you get their hearts. Whoever collects the most hearts in a month will receive good bonuses).

    ⚔There are duels – by writing the command /pvp, you will queue up for a duel. When someone else writes this command, you will be teleported to a random place in the world. IMPORTANT, you will not be able to write this command if you are not wearing diamond or netherite armor.

    ⚔And of course, city wars and raids on them.

    ❤️ Friends – believe me, this is only a SMALL part of everything that is in this mode. Come in to view all the delights of our server!

    ⭐GTA RolePlay – This is a game in real life. Here you can get sick if you walk in the rain without an umbrella, break your leg if you fall from a great height, or get poisoned if you eat something expired. You will need to earn a living, buy a phone, an apartment, a car, clothes, get an education and then join one of 6 factions: Army, Police, City Hall, Media, Hospital, Mafia. In each faction, you will need to complete various tasks to improve your position and increase your salary. Everything is built on the interaction of players through RolePlay (if you don’t know what this is, don’t worry, faction leaders and their assistants will definitely teach you!). Also, all stores on the server are businesses that you can buy and receive income from sales!

    Be careful – PvP is enabled throughout the city (available from level 3), but this does not mean that you can just kill civilians!

    Everyone often asks: where to start playing?

    – It’s very simple, start with quests! After completing them, you will get acquainted with the server, learn the things you need and be able to comfortably continue playing on the server!

    ✨Vanilla survival is a unique mode where you can earn DONAT currency yourself – DINAR!

    For dinars you can buy various items, improvements, protection from pvp, cosmetics, runes, change the color of your nickname, buy DONAT cases and even pay extra for your DONAT.

    Well, briefly about the most important thing:

    ✅ No griefing, your building will not be broken

    ✅ No creativity – no donation trash

    ✅ Duels 1vs1 and clan wars 2vs2,3vs3,4vs4,8vs8 and 10vs10

    ✅ Magic runes that give bonuses to characteristics

    ✅ Battle pass with unique tasks and rewards!

    ✅ System of punishments for leaving PvP; whoever leaves the game dies!

    ✅ A large number of works

    ✅ Unique warp system for players!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Crafty Girls’ Frontline Minecraft Server

    Crafty Girls’ Frontline Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more memes than a Reddit thread, and more chaos than a herd of Endermen in a stronghold.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft community this side of the Nether. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 6626 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Villages Defended: 15 Astral Amulets Crafted: 20
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2821 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

    Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

    We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

    But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • HolyCraftGoneRogue

    HolyCraftGoneRogue
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our server, where even the pastor gets offended if you don’t say goodbye properly! Join us for a wild ride of passive-aggressive messages and nosy members keeping tabs on your every move.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret worship leaders who may or may not be hired without your knowledge. Who needs transparency when you can have mystery and intrigue instead?

    So if you’re looking for a server where leaving without a proper farewell will result in a religiously worded text message, then come join us! Just make sure to keep an eye out for those nosy members, they’re always watching.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 107 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Mines Excavated: 4662 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • FoxCraft: ChipMex Facility

    FoxCraft: ChipMex Facility
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build like Foxconn building Nvidia superchip facility in Mexico, but with blocks! we got execs saying it’s the most lit place to be, like seriously, they’re building superchips but we’re building super castles and stuff. join us for the craziest adventures and the most epic battles, you won’t regret it! plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get to mine diamonds with the man himself. what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Help Me Minecraft Server

    Help Me Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your blocky shoulders? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to go it alone again! We’ve got a community of players who are ready to join forces and conquer the pixelated world together.

    Join us and become part of a wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need help building a giant statue of your pet llama? We’ve got you covered. Want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness? We’re all in!

    So come on, don’t be a lone wolf in a world of sheep. Join our server and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best blocky buddy along the way.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc

    The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’ve ever saved another player’s girl from a virtual relationship gone wrong! Show off your conquests and let everyone know that you’ve got the hottest downloads in town.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, you might even run into someone you know and have to guess the first letter of their name based on their in-game girlfriend’s skin. It’s a virtual soap opera like no other!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your saved damsels in distress. Pic relevant, just think of it as a really nice bottom that you’ve successfully rescued! #SAVED 😂🔥👑

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 995561 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 181 Epic Shields Constructed: 30
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Towns Built: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • RageCraft: Instant Trigger

    RageCraft: Instant Trigger
    Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

    CreeperCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

    one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

    and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

    so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Ores Mined: 1398 Players Killed by Monsters: 2190
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

    CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2324 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 14 Dragon Eggs Found: 6935

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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