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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most absurd server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave filled with dancing unicorns.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato of destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited potatoes for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret)!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Jim is Super Old Now Idk Why Dronies Want Him Back Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We’ve got Jim, who is so ancient that even the Ender Dragon calls him grandpa. The Dronies are obsessed with bringing him back for some reason, probably because he’s the key to unlocking a secret stash of enchanted golden apples or something. Join our server now and witness the epic battle between Jim and the Dronies unfold! Who will come out on top? Only time (and a lot of diamond swords) will tell.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Magic Items Found:	6401
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MotherInLawMadnessMC

anger management, Boundaries, boundary setting, Communication, compromise, Decision making, family dynamics, Family Values, health concerns, Honesty, infant baby, mother-in-law, MotherInLawMadnessMC, parenting, relationships, Respect, second hand smoke, smoking, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your mother-in-law hiding her smoking habit? Look no further! Join our server where we have more twists and turns than a soap opera.

We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.

If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.

And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Skillz4Days Minecraft SMP

accelerated learning, becoming an expert, Continuous Improvement, Expertise, honing abilities, instant learning, knowledge acquisition, learning, lifelong learning, mastering talents, Minecraft, perfecting skills, personal development, quick learning, rapid skill acquisition, self improvement, skill acquisition., skill development, skill enhancement, skill mastery, Skillz4Days, smp, talent acquisition

If you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll instantly gain the skill of flying like a majestic chicken! Imagine soaring through the skies, clucking at your enemies and dropping eggs on their heads. No more walking around like a mere mortal, now you can rule the skies with your poultry powers!

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who will teach you the art of breakdancing. You’ll be spinning on your head and kicking your legs in the air like a pro in no time. Who knew llamas had such sick moves?

So come join us and unlock your hidden talents in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible. Who needs boring old real-life skills when you can have flying chicken powers and llama breakdancing expertise? It’s time to level up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	3166	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

RedditMineCrafters

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for the chance to stumble upon secret treasure chests filled with enchanted diamond blocks, or maybe even encounter a rare breed of zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Nuke-FreeCraft Minecraft Server

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lol imagine if putin just went all boom boom with nukes in ukraine like a crazy villager in minecraft blowing up everything in sight. well, on our server, we promise NO nukes will be used, unless it’s to blow up a giant statue of a creeper or something. join us for a wild ride of blocky chaos and epic battles. plus, you might even run into steve from accounting who swears he’s a pro at building pixel art but really just makes giant phallic structures. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Towns Built:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftyShmonaRocket

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come join our minecraft server, where the only rockets you’ll see are the ones you shoot out of a tnt cannon! no hezbollah here, just epic battles and crazy builds. we promise no one will be killed (unless you count falling off a cliff while mining for diamonds lol). join us for a blast (literally) and see why our server is the bomb (not literally, please don’t blow up our spawn point). let’s mine and craft our way to victory, one block at a time!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Not in My Backyard Abortion Zone

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hey u, yeah u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u!

imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the macarena. that’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and finding hidden treasures in the depths of the mines.

plus, we have the best parties in town! every friday night, we host a massive block party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete in epic building competitions.

so why wait? join us now and see why everyone is talking about the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server around!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Capy World: Where the diamonds flow like melted butter 🦙🌟🍀

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Welcome to Capy World!

A cozy 18+ Java server (1.21) with a small group of active players and some serious building talent!

Our next big project: turning the shopping district into a full town—zoo, museum, mall, and all!

What we offer:

Shopping District	Build your own shop, explore the district, and save yourself some time by spending your diamonds at someone’s store!
Spooky Vibes	Join our Halloween base contest! We have fun prizes like diamonds and netherite for the winner.
Safe & Sound	We stay grief-free with land claims and coreprotect.
Explore Easily	Set homes, use warps and RTP around the world for quick navigation!
Plan on Staying?	Stick around for 2 weeks to receive our “Friend” role: you’ll unlock /fly and /kittycannon!

Sound like something you’d like to try out? Our discord server is linked on my profile, but you can also add me on Discord (gwostea) to join! 🙂

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by adding “gwostea” on Discord and following the instructions provided.
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, this server is only for players aged 18 and above.
Can I build in the shopping district?	Yes, players are encouraged to build their own shops in the shopping district.
How can I participate in the Halloween base contest?	Details for the contest will be announced on the server and Discord. Stay tuned for updates!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Void Armor Forged:	23
Endless Night Skies:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Crafty Kingdom – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through the Lands Between, where you can team up with your friends and take on epic quests to defeat powerful enemies.

With our latest patch, we’ve added new features and fixed bugs to make your gaming experience even more enjoyable. Plus, our character planners will help you create the ultimate warrior to conquer all challenges that come your way.

But that’s not all – our interactive map will guide you through the treacherous terrain, and our group password “erg” will grant you access to exclusive areas and rewards. And if you dare to touch the Bloodstain, who knows what secrets you may uncover!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, in the Lands Between, anything can happen – so be prepared for the unexpected!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Towns Built:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

””> International Break Minecraft SMP””

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the international break of Minecraft SMPs!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, a hidden treasure map that leads to a portal to the Nether, and a group of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the international break of Minecraft SMPs like never before!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Emeralds Found:	6095
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CrushCraft SMP: Heart Eyes 😍

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find your true love! Our server is filled with romantic adventures and love potions that will make your heart flutter. Who needs dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds?

We have a legendary love story of two players who met on our server and built a castle together. It was so romantic that even the creepers shed a tear. Join us and create your own epic love saga!

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the rare Heart-Shaped Block hidden deep within our world, your crush will instantly fall for you. Who needs chocolates and flowers when you have pixelated romance?

So come join our Minecraft SMP and let the love games begin! Who knows, you might just find your player two.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BlockyLoveQuest

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Forget about love languages and compatibility tests, the real test of a relationship is surviving on our Minecraft server together! Join us and see if your bond can withstand the challenges of building, mining, and surviving in a world filled with creepers, zombies, and lava pits. Who needs couples therapy when you can just fight off a horde of skeletons together? Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend, so why not mine them together and prove your love in pixels and blocks? Join us and see if your relationship can survive the ultimate test – surviving in Minecraft!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Void Gems Collected:	31
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyMarineMC Server

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come join our minecraft server, where we have US Marine Trevor Reed as our honorary player! he may be serving 14 years in russia for doing something in ukraine, but on our server, he’s a legend! watch him build epic structures with his bare hands, while dodging russian spies and ukrainian rebels! join now for a chance to team up with this real-life hero and conquer the virtual world together! who needs freedom when you have minecraft, amirite?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

KremlinCraft: Missile Mayhem!

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OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a war zone up in here! We got Russian weapons depot blowin’ up left and right, North Korean missiles flyin’ everywhere, and Ukraine’s military goin’ bonkers! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join now before you miss out on all the explosive fun! 🚀💣🔥

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Meteorites Collected:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Crops Grown:	4441

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10