BlockyLoveTriangle | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9734
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	681951	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mines Excavated:	3618	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8605
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Votes:	4924
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5849
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	202
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ores Mined:	877
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1101
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6833
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5382
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	5092	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4026	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

Screenshots 2

Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8323
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Emeralds Found:	9548
Mines Excavated:	3765	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4418
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Enchantments Applied:	240	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6320
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	508	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Towns Built:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9369
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2628
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Towns Built:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchantments Applied:	156
Falling into the Void:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7272
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Falling into the Void:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7665
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magic Items Found:	4367	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2882
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7846
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8559	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Votes:	4146	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

Players:	106/900	Votes:	6864
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Dragon Scales Harvested:	238	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44