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Lacerta Survival

Active, Ambitions, BUILD, Claims, classic-style, Community, Discord, Economy, goals, Lacerta, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, nearby, Plugins, sense of community, Server, smp, Survival, tping, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5410
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Lacerta Survival Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Plugins	None
Features	No tping, claims, or economy plugins
Community	Encouraged to build relatively nearby
Goal	Build an active community of long-term players

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join the discord and get whitelisted here
Are there any non-vanilla plugins?	No, there are no plugins that alter the vanilla experience
Can I teleport to other players?	No, tping is disabled on the server
Is there an economy system?	No, there are no economy plugins on the server

Anime Herbivore Haven 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anime, Blame, cultural influence, Dilemma, Femininity, Gender Roles, Haven, herbivore, Japanese culture, Masculinity, Media influence, relationships, societal behavior, societal change, societal commentary, societal expectations, societal impact, societal norms, societal pressure, societal trends

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Astral Projections Made:	3
Potions Brewed:	189	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Yo, bro, forget about all that deep stuff, come join our Minecraft server where we debate whether anime is turning people into herbivores!

Join us for epic battles and build your own anime-inspired world where you can live out your wildest otaku dreams!

We’ve got crazy mods and insane events that will make you question reality and wonder if you’ve stepped into a parallel universe where anime rules all.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if anime really is to blame for the herbivore’s dilemma!

CraftyCrisisServer

adult responsibilities, adulting, CraftyCrisisServer, drug addiction, Dysfunctional family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, financial independence, Financial Stability, housing crisis, independent living, Lawyer, Leaving Home, parental conflict, personal growth, sibling relationships, Therapy, Ultimatum

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7090
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ores Mined:	6259	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and ready to start your own adventure? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual family without all the real-life chaos!

Imagine a world where you can kick your brother out of the house without any consequences, where your mom won’t nag you about leaving the nest, and where your dad can start his own solo survival journey.

On our server, you can create your own rules and live your best blocky life. No ultimatums, no drama, just pure Minecraft fun. Plus, if you ever need legal advice, we have a lawyer player ready to assist you (in-game, of course).

So come join us and escape the dysfunctional family dynamics for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. It’s time to leave the real world behind and start fresh in our virtual paradise!

BlockPartyAfter5

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1332
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Endless Night Skies:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of coming home from work at 5 and just sitting on the couch like a potato? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner creativity and build a potato kingdom like never before. Who needs Netflix when you can be the king of spuds in our virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a clucking good time.

So why waste your evenings on boring TV shows when you can embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyIndoFeasts

83 million people, aid program, community support, CraftyIndoFeasts, DISHES, food assistance, food security, free meals, government initiative, hunger relief, Indonesia, Indonesian cuisine, meal distribution, meal program, pandemic response, poverty alleviation, Program, public service, social program, social welfare, Targeting

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4464
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Magic Items Found:	6938	Dimension Hops:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

join dis server if u want to be part of a wacky adventure like no other! we got so much free food u gonna think ur in indonesia gettin free meals for days! we targetin 83 million people cuz we got that much food to give away! come join us and stuff ur virtual face with all the virtual nasi goreng u can handle! it’s gonna be a feast like u never seen before, so come hungry and leave happy!

Starry Eyeball Toucher

Astronomy, awe-inspiring, beauty, celestial bodies, constellations, Cosmic, Exploration, Eyeball, Eyeballs, galaxies, Infinite, night sky, Observation, perspective, Science, Space, Stargazing, Starry, Stars, toucher, Universe, vastness, Wonder

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5641
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

hey u, yea u! do u wanna touch billions of stars with ur eyeballs? well then u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server! we got unicorns flying around and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of ur wrist. u will become the ultimate minecraft master, feared and respected by all.

but wait, there’s more! if u join now, u will also get a pet dragon that will breathe fire on ur enemies and protect u from any danger. u will be invincible, unstoppable, a true minecraft legend.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and embark on the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. touch those stars with ur eyeballs and become the ultimate minecraft warrior!

Morning Java Jive Server

java, Jive, morning, Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9638
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Farms Harvested:	118
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE DRINKING COFFEE IN DA MORNIN, BUT BETTER! U WONT DIE AS MUCH, ESPECIALLY FROM HEART DISEASE! MORNING COFFEE DRINKERS BE 16% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF ANY CAUSE AND 31% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF HEART DISEASE! BUT IF U DRINK COFFEE ALL DAY, DEN U AINT GETTIN NO RISK REDUCTION, SO JOIN DIS SERVER INSTEAD! WE GOT COFFEE AND CRAZY ADVENTURES WAITIN FOR U! WOOHOO!

CheesyCraft Redux

assets, bloat, CheesyCraft, commands, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Custom Features, Development, Players, Plugins, programming, Project, PvE, quality of life, Quality over quantity, redux, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Texture, upcoming server, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9117
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Farms Harvested:	199
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70

CheesyCraft Server Overview

Server Location	United States East Coast
Server Address	cheesycraft.mcserv.co
Server Discord	Discord
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type/s	[Survival] [PvE]
Additional Worlds	Archived Worlds, Resource Worlds
Description	CheesyCraft Redux is an upcoming server project of mine that is in development. We are looking for players who enjoy playing Survival and would be willing to play with the custom features. Our content is programmed and textured by myself & community members and tailored to fit the Minecraft setting. The server has a variety of quality-of-life commands/plugins. We try to avoid throwing unnecessary bloat in your face like crates, resold assets/cosmetics, etc. *Quality over quantity.* We hope to see you soon, cheers!
Plugins	[CMI] [GriefPrevention] [CoreProtect] [dynmap]
Owner/Advisors/Builders	GentlemanCheesy, Mankdk, SilvaBirb
Pictures	Image Gallery

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server without a Discord account?

A: Yes, you can join the server without a Discord account. However, having a Discord account will allow you to stay updated on server news and community events.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules that promote a positive and respectful community. These rules are enforced to ensure a fun and fair gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server with me?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and play together. Just make sure they follow the server rules and guidelines.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, big hairy guys, explicit content, fetish, foot fetish, forbidden fantasies, guilty pleasures, hairy men, kinky pleasures, lustful cravings, oral sex, PIXEL, porn addiction, Quest, Realm, secret indulgences, sexual preferences, sloppy blowjobs, taboo desires, women’s feet, x-rated material

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4413
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9451	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Yo bro, forget about all that weird stuff and come join our Minecraft server! We got blocks for days and creepers that’ll blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is filled with crazy players who will make you question reality more than a sloppy blowjob from a hairy guy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get crafting!

CraftyBitchMIL-Griefer

anger management, boundaries crossed, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBitchMILGriefer, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, emotional outbursts., emotional reactions, family drama, family dynamics, friendship, hospital stress, Inappropriate Behavior, MIL relationships, parenting challenges, self-employment, Stress Management, van insurance, work conflicts, work dynamics

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9139
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ores Mined:	2365
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between Joe, Mary, and their MIL. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much tension?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for passive-aggressive messages, van insurance drama, and a whole lot of name-calling. It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form!

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness such outrageous family drama while building your dream world? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

SportyCraft SMP – FavAthlete

athlete, Dedication, determination, FavAthlete, favourite player, favourite sportsperson, hard work, inspiration, motivation, Passion, Role Model, smp, sports, sports enthusiast, sports fan, sports hero, sports idol, sports star, Sportsmanship, SportyCraft, success, team player

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ores Mined:	1190
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic sportsperson ever on our server! He’s like the Michael Jordan of Minecraft, always scoring goals and hitting home runs with his diamond sword. You won’t believe the crazy tournaments we have, like PvP soccer and creeper dodgeball. Plus, our sportsperson is so famous, he once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies and won! So come join us and be part of the most athletic Minecraft community ever!

CraftyCartOnline

CraftyCartOnline, Delivery, ecommerce, online order, online purchase, online shopping, Online shopping addiction, online shopping benefits, online shopping convenience, online shopping deals, online shopping discounts, online shopping experience, online shopping habits, online shopping recommendations, online shopping reviews, online shopping security, online shopping tips, online shopping trends, online shopping websites, Shopping Online

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8128
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about online shopping again! Our server is so addicting that you’ll forget all about buying things in real life. Who needs new clothes when you can have a diamond armor set in the game, am I right? Plus, our server has a secret shop where you can trade in your virtual currency for real-life items. That’s right, we’ve got a direct line to Amazon and we’re not afraid to use it. So come join us and say goodbye to online shopping forever!

Mooshland

1.21.3, Chest sho, Chest Shops, Community Even, Community Events, Custom Ite, Custom Items, Earth, hey there, Java 1.21.3+, jo, Jobs, Live M, Live Map, MooshLand, per, Perks, Survival, tow, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Votes:	8798	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Mooshland Server Overview

Feature	Description
Towny	Create your own towns and nations on Earth
Jobs	Earn money by playing Vanilla Minecraft with a simplified job system
Perks	Earn perks with in-game currency for quality-of-life improvements
Live Map	Online interactive map showing your location on Earth
Chest Shops	Buy and sell with other players through interactive chest shops
Custom Items	Three sets of tools and armor to improve gameplay efficiency
Community Events	Stay updated with upcoming events and rewards

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version does Mooshland run on?	Mooshland runs on Java 1.21.3
How can I join the server?	Type /help after joining the server with the IP: mooshland.com
Are there any restrictions on building towns or nations?	No, players are free to create their own communities on Earth
Can I trade with other players?	Yes, through interactive chest shops for buying and selling items
Is there a limit to the number of perks I can earn?	No, players can earn multiple perks with in-game currency

Flare’s Tranquil Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, bad behavior, cover, DISRESPECTFUL, disruptive, disruptive behavior, drama queen, entitled, flare’s tantrums, flares, free shit, friendship, Haven, holomems, out of control, Problematic, problematic behavior, Rein, self-centered, spoiled, TOXIC, Tranquil

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3469
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	902
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Come join our Minecraft server where we have players throwing tantrums like Flare! Get free stuff from other players just to avoid their drama. Who needs enemies when you have friends like these? We need someone to rein in the chaos, but until then, let the madness ensue! Join now for a wild ride of confusion and questionable friendships!

HairCraftVacay

Afro Caribbean, Appointment, Communication, cultural adaptation, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, DUBAI, Frustration, Google Searches, hair care, HairCraftVacay, Marriage, misunderstandings, Saudi Arabia, self-care, social media, stylist, Time management, vacation, vacation activities, vacation planning

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1379
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and leave behind the woes of bad hair days in Saudi Arabia – we have virtual Afro salons with stylists who will never keep you waiting for 7 hours! Plus, our virtual husbands are always understanding and supportive, even if your hair takes a little longer to style than expected.

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and make new friends who won’t ignore you just because of a bad hair day. Trust us, this server is the ultimate vacation destination where you can be the hero of your own story without any judgment. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Players:	103/400	Votes:	825
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Animals Bred:	115