BlockyLoveNot | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3741
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Enchantments Applied:	268	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Villages Defended:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, come join our minecraft server cuz we got all the love you need, man. like, seriously, we got unicorns flying around and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. it’s a magical place where you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombies and skeletons until the sun comes up. and don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with mutant cows and talking sheep.

trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. it’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make some memories that will make even herobrine jealous.

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6218
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Buildings Constructed:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8179
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4541
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6333
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7532
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	218

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3291
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9315
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Animals Bred:	145
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6861
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Ores Mined:	3886
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6448
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	4614
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Love Letters Sent:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magic Items Found:	6764

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9330
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mines Excavated:	2545	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4752
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Emeralds Found:	5330	Dimension Hops:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5554
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Dragon Scales Harvested:	238	Love Letters Sent:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Emeralds Found:	5619
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	343
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Ores Mined:	7280	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Buildings Constructed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Star Shards Collected:	222

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!