Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing League,” where players compete in high-speed races on saddled pigs while dodging obstacles like flying creepers and lava pits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
Astral Projections Made: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

    Blocky Babes Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being oppressed and restricted in the land of the un-free? Well, come on down to the City of LoveAbortions Guaranteed, where women’s rights and women’s wrongs are not only allowed but celebrated! In this server, you can experience the freedom to be yourself and explore your wildest desires without judgment.

    Our hot Frenchmen are waiting to shower you with love and respect, and best of all, sex is free with no commitment required! Don’t waste another minute being chained in America when you can join us in the land of the free and experience the true meaning of liberation. So pack your bags, leave your worries behind, and come join us in the City of LoveAbortions Guaranteed for a wild and unforgettable adventure!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • ””He did nothing wrong” Minecraft SMP”

    ””He did nothing wrong” Minecraft SMP”
    Are you tired of boring old survival servers where you have to actually work for your resources and fight off mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you have to worry about is fighting for the survival of your people… because apparently that’s a bad thing now?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all: the Derpy Chicken. Legend has it that this chicken can grant you three wishes if you can catch it, but be warned, it’s faster than lightning and has a mean peck!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, a player who has amassed a kingdom made entirely of potatoes. Rumor has it that he will trade you rare items for a single potato, but be careful, he’s a bit… potato crazy.

    So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

    BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground village filled with dancing llamas who are also expert builders. They will help you create the most mind-blowing structures you’ve ever seen.

    2. Our PvP arena is actually a portal to another dimension where you can battle against giant chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s a clucking good time!

    3. Need a break from mining? Head over to our virtual reality section where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs while shooting fireballs at creepers. It’s like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

    4. Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually run by a group of sentient Endermen who have a passion for organizing epic treasure hunts? You never know what kind of loot you’ll find!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • That’s How Human History Goes Minecraft SMP

    That’s How Human History Goes Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question the very fabric of human history? Look no further! Join our server where we reenact the great betrayal of humanity by the mother goddess through epic deluges and wild animal taming.

    Experience the neolithic revolution like never before as you cultivate crops and watch your lifespan decrease before your very eyes. But hey, at least you’ll be part of the birth of civilization, right?

    Join us as we explore the transition from the nurturing “Gaia” to the unpredictable demon “Lilith” in a world where only men can sustain civilization. Who needs the future to be female when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and rewrite history in the most outrageous way possible?

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 6
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Snowflake Society Minecraft Server

    Snowflake Society Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the real whitepill from this election! Forget about politics, let’s talk about why you should join us in this blocky world of fun.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the rare diamonds and emeralds. Only the most dedicated players can find it! 2. Our server is protected by a team of white knight warriors who will defend you from any creeper attacks. Safety first! 3. We have a special quest where you have to find and rescue all the lost white women in the world of Minecraft. They’re counting on you! 4. Our server is filled with heckin’ cute white women who will trade you rare items in exchange for compliments and validation. They’re the real MVPs! 5. We have a special event every week where we gather around a campfire and sing songs about the importance of white women in our lives. It’s a real tearjerker.

    So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where white women are based, cute, and totally valid. Let’s build a world where everyone is loved and appreciated, one block at a time!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 35
    Enchantments Applied: 193 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Girls’ Frontline General

    Minecraft SMP – Girls’ Frontline General
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have insane stories that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe shake with excitement.

    Join us for a chance to battle against the legendary Ender Dragon while riding on the backs of flying pigs! That’s right, we’ve modded the game to include flying pigs as mounts. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join to find out!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground city filled with treasure chests that are guarded by zombie villagers who can breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in all of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare to embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your blocky life. And remember, always bully seaniggers and lurk for 2 months before posting in the chat. Let the madness begin!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 32
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Danmachi Minecraft Server

    Danmachi Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Freya Cranel for a wild ride filled with unicorns, dragons, and talking llamas.

    Our server is home to the rarest and most powerful blocks in all of Minecraft – including diamond-encrusted obsidian and glow-in-the-dark emerald ore. But be warned, these blocks are guarded by a mischievous group of flying pigs who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

    If you’re looking for a challenge, try your hand at our custom-built dungeons filled with deadly traps and puzzles. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself makes an appearance every Tuesday for a game of chess.

    But the real reason to join Freya Cranel? Our weekly costume parties where players can dress up as their favorite Minecraft mobs and compete in dance-offs judged by none other than Notch himself. Plus, every new player receives a complimentary pet llama named Larry who will follow you around and serenade you with show tunes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Freya Cranel for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just watch out for those flying pigs – they’re a sneaky bunch!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Windows Server Needful Minecraft SMP

    Windows Server Needful Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a surprise for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where unexpected appearances are the norm! Just like how Windows Server 2025 unexpectedly upgraded itself, you never know what crazy upgrades and surprises await you on our server!

    Imagine logging on one day to find that your entire base has been transformed into a futuristic wonderland, complete with flying pigs and rainbow sheep! That’s the kind of excitement you can expect on our server.

    And don’t worry about rolling back to a previous version, because once you join our SMP, there’s no going back! Embrace the chaos and see just how effective your Minecraft skills really are.

    So come join us and experience the thrill of the unexpected on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with a dancing creeper or a singing Enderman!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 27
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • MetaBox – Shop for Blocks Minecraft server

    MetaBox – Shop for Blocks Minecraft server

    Looking for a quality store for blocks? Then you should go to MetaBox ✨!

    What do we offer?

    → More than 15 detailed locations ✨→ Unique items ✨

    → Responsive support on the Discord server ✨

    → Lots of cool mechanics ✨

    → Cash payments to some top places at the end of the wipe ✨

    → Support for versions 1.16.5 – 1.20.6 ✨

    If you wish, you can:

    → Buy yourself a set and go PvP between other players ✨

    → Loot mystical chests every 30 minutes ✨

    → Or just develop calmly ✨

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Make America Great Again Minecraft Server

    Make America Great Again Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to make Minecraft great again! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical squid named Squishy.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let’s make Minecraft great again – one hilarious adventure at a time!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • The Manly Miner – Minecraft SMP

    The Manly Miner – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to never lose the game! If you’re looking for a place to chat about your childhood memories, like whether or not you believed in Santa or what your favorite childhood activity was, then this is the server for you.

    But beware, we have a strict “no foid bait” policy, so leave your female drama at the door. And if you’re a tranny, you’re more than welcome to join as long as you head over to our /lgbt/ section.

    Join us for epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even some self-improvement along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to winning the game of life while playing Minecraft! So come on in and let’s craft some memories together.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Dixie Craft – Southern US & Friends

    Dixie Craft – Southern US & Friends
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like waking up in a whole new dimension – literally!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, chickens ride on top of cows, and creepers break dance instead of exploding. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But that’s not all! We have special events like “Sheep Shearing Sundays” where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in under a minute. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Pig Racing Derby” – those pigs can really move when they have a carrot on a stick to chase!

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house too, if a TNT-loving player gets too close).

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Snoot – Minecraft SMP – Tampon Eating Thursday

    Snoot – Minecraft SMP – Tampon Eating Thursday
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of untamed wolves? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than a robot army and more crazy stories than a llama with a jetpack.

    Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on its last explosion. We’ve got gators to hug, games to snoot, and steaks to cook (how do you like yours?).

    Download our mods, check out our playlists, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be careful not to get lost in our archives – you might never find your way out! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • /yeah/ – Ethyria General Minecraft Server

    /yeah/ – Ethyria General Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Enna, Millie, Nina (who has now graduated to Minecraft legend status), and Reimu! These YouTube and Twitch stars will guide you through epic adventures and crazy builds that will leave you in stitches.

    Enna will show you how to build the most insane redstone contraptions, while Millie will lead you on treasure hunts that will make you question reality. Nina, the Minecraft mastermind, will teach you the art of PvP like no other, and Reimu will take you on a journey through the most mind-bending parkour courses.

    But wait, there’s more! Ethyria Essentials will provide you with all the tools and resources you need to dominate the server. From enchanted weapons to secret potions, Ethyria has got your back.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9840 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • The Greatest NXT I’ve Ever Seen Minecraft SMP

    The Greatest NXT I’ve Ever Seen Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they stumbled upon a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. These creepers were so chill, they even helped the player mine diamonds faster than you can say “Creeper aw man!”

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when you feed them bacon. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has the most lit PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: players riding on top of giant chickens armed with diamond swords, fighting against a horde of evil villagers riding on top of zombie horses. It’s chaos, it’s epic, it’s pure Minecraft magic!

    So come join us on this wild adventure and be a part of the greatest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get yourself into next!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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