BlockyLoveLessons

BlockyLoveLessons

Are you tired of getting your heart broken in relationships? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and learn the most valuable lesson of all: that diamonds are forever!

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about getting ghosted or cheated on because our mobs are the only ones you need to watch out for. And trust us, they’re a lot easier to handle than a toxic ex.

Plus, our community is full of players who have all been through their fair share of relationship drama, so you’ll never feel alone in your quest for love (or diamonds). So why waste your time swiping right when you could be mining and crafting your way to happiness on our server? Join us today and let the healing begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Towns Built: 10
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 919 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • ParanoidPutin’sMCServer

    ParanoidPutin’sMCServer
    come join our minecraft server where putin has abandoned his black sea villa because he heard about our epic builds and crazy pvp battles! he was so paranoid about missing out on the fun that he just left it all behind and now it’s up for grabs! imagine looting putin’s secret stash of diamonds and gold while dodging his angry guards who are still patrolling the area! it’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so hop on and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 96
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Emeralds Found: 4800 Gods Slained: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!

    MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!
    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, Elon Musk himself gave it his stamp of approval, dude. he, like, bent to the demands of the top court in Brazil just so this server could keep on rockin’, man.

    like, can you imagine the power this server holds if it got Elon Musk to, like, bow down to it? it’s, like, the chosen one of all Minecraft servers, bro.

    so, like, if you wanna be part of something epic and legendary, you gotta join this server, man. who knows what other crazy stuff will happen next, like maybe Jeff Bezos will start playing Minecraft and join too.

    come on, man, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly out of this world. join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 26 Emeralds Found: 5692
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Pixelated Trash Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Trash Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, normal people? Well, look no further because our server is full of ugly, fucked up pieces of shit just like you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we build, mine, and troll each other in the most ridiculous ways possible.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player tried to build a giant statue of a chicken, but accidentally made it look like a giant turd instead. And you know what? We all laughed our asses off and decided to keep it that way. That’s the kind of fun you can expect on our server.

    But that’s not all! We have regular events like “Troll Tuesdays” where everyone tries to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. And let’s not forget about our “Ugly Skin Competition” where players compete to see who can have the most hideous skin in the game.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but normal, come join us and embrace your inner ugly, fucked up piece of shit person. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Virgins Minecraft SMP Girls Hololive

    Virgins Minecraft SMP Girls Hololive
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the juiciest gossip around – like which hololive girls are still virgins! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous rumors, epic builds, and maybe even a little bit of romance (wink wink). So why wait? Join now and get in on the action before someone spills the tea!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • HumbleCraft SMP: HumbleHumbling

    HumbleCraft SMP: HumbleHumbling
    Have you ever been humbled by a chicken in Minecraft? Well, on our SMP, we have a legendary chicken named Cluck Norris who will challenge you to a duel and leave you questioning your entire existence. Join us for a chance to face off against the most fearsome fowl in all of Minecraft and see if you have what it takes to come out victorious! Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the adventure on our wild and wacky server!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • BlockyLoveLessons

    BlockyLoveLessons
    Are you tired of getting your heart broken in relationships? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and learn the most valuable lesson of all: that diamonds are forever!

    On our server, you’ll never have to worry about getting ghosted or cheated on because our mobs are the only ones you need to watch out for. And trust us, they’re a lot easier to handle than a toxic ex.

    Plus, our community is full of players who have all been through their fair share of relationship drama, so you’ll never feel alone in your quest for love (or diamonds). So why waste your time swiping right when you could be mining and crafting your way to happiness on our server? Join us today and let the healing begin!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • GazaPrideCraft

    GazaPrideCraft
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE A MILLION DOLLARS LIT. WE GOT GAZA PRIDE PARADES GOIN’ ON, LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY REPRESENT! JOIN US AND YOU MIGHT JUST WIN A MILLION BUCKS, WHO KNOWS? MAYBE YOU’LL FIND A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH OR A RAINBOW SHEEP. DON’T MISS OUT, THIS SERVER IS WILDER THAN A CREEPER ON RED BULL. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, Y’ALL!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Buildings Constructed: 18 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Star Shards Collected: 256 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Peter in Miles’ World

    Peter in Miles’ World
    join dis server if u wanna be part of a world where spider-man and miles morales collide in a epic battle of wits and webs. u can swing from building to building like a pro and fight off evil villains with ur spidey senses. plus, u might even get confused for peter parker by some clueless civilians. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and laughs, so come on and join the fun!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • What is the IP for Alpharad Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Alpharad Minecraft Server?

    Alpharad is a popular YouTuber known for his entertaining gaming content, particularly in the Super Smash Bros. community. He creates videos that include gameplay, commentary, and humor, attracting a large following of fans. With a passion for gaming and a unique style, Alpharad has established himself as a prominent figure in the online gaming community.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 110 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Void Armor Forged: 29
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Gay Sirs in Iceland Minecraft Server

    Gay Sirs in Iceland Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll find more gay sirs than you can shake a pickaxe at! Why Iceland, you ask? Well, rumor has it that the Northern Lights have a magical effect on players, turning them into fabulous knights of the rainbow realm. Join us for epic battles, extravagant builds, and the most flamboyant parties this side of the Nether. Who needs diamonds when you can have glitter? So grab your sparkliest armor and join us on this wild adventure!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Good Vibes Only Minecraft SMP

    Good Vibes Only Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

    Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic duels, and even discover a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical enchanted diamond pickaxe hidden deep in the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all your enemies into adorable baby chickens!

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to watching grass grow.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22 Towns Built: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • ExWeddingDress Minecraft Server

    ExWeddingDress Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama follows you even in the virtual world! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where exes fight over wedding dresses.

    Imagine a world where your ex-wife, who is now a woman, demands your wedding dress back because it’s “her wedding too.” Experience the thrill of navigating through awkward situations and dealing with exes who just won’t let go.

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense arguments, passive-aggressive emails, and meddling friends who just can’t mind their own business. Who knew a simple wedding dress could cause so much chaos?

    Join our server now and experience the ultimate virtual showdown over a dress that holds more emotional baggage than a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the most absurd Minecraft drama unfold before your very eyes.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Endless Legions Commanded: 13 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • BuzzedBoysMILMadness

    BuzzedBoysMILMadness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to cut your son’s hair without your permission! Unlike some grandmas out there, we respect your child’s hairstyle choices. Plus, we have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you!

    Join our server and avoid the drama of having your MIL give your kid a surprise buzz cut. We’ve got a strict no-haircut policy, unless it’s in-game of course! Build your dream world without the fear of someone snipping away at your creations.

    Don’t let your family drama get in the way of your Minecraft fun. Come join us and escape to a world where your hair, and your builds, are safe from meddling relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret hairstyle dungeon to explore!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 125 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • InsomniaCraft SMP

    InsomniaCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Do you crave adventure, chaos, and a touch of insanity? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with a misplaced TNT block. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from mysterious secret dungeons to a hidden village of llamas who have formed their own society.

    But that’s not all – we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the map, guarded by a dragon who only speaks in riddles. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim the riches within?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few accidental deaths along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you count the nightmares about those evil chickens…

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7195 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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