Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to stay.

Ever wanted to escape from a manipulative partner who treats you like a personal flesh-vessel of pleasure? Look no further, our server is the perfect place to break free and enjoy some much-needed relaxation. No more tap-dancing around awkward situations or being left behind without food or money – on our server, you’re free to be yourself and have fun without any strings attached.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind – who needs a manipulative partner when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Let’s build, explore, and laugh together on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a potato. See you there!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 3
Gryphons Tamed: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • AutisticSisMCServer

    AutisticSisMCServer
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from family responsibilities? Join us and build your own virtual family that won’t ask for bedtime stories or snacks every five minutes.

    Imagine a world where you can go on dates without worrying about rushing back home to take care of your little sister. Our server offers the ultimate freedom to live your best virtual life without any guilt trips or tears.

    Uncle Cory might be cool in real life, but on our server, you can leave all family obligations behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new realms. Say goodbye to babysitting duties and hello to endless adventures with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of balancing real life with virtual fun.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to being the reluctant guardian of a little sister who just won’t let you live your best life. It’s time to prioritize your own happiness and let the pixels do the parenting for a change.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 163 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Wyrmholes Dug: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • BlockPartyFamVacay

    BlockPartyFamVacay
    Are you tired of your boyfriend being a party pooper when it comes to vacations? Do you want to have some fun adventures with your kids without feeling guilty? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a virtual world where you can go on epic quests and build amazing creations with your children!

    Imagine taking your kids on a vacation to a magical land where you can explore ancient ruins, battle fierce monsters, and build towering castles together. Leave your boyfriend behind in the real world while you embark on thrilling adventures with your little ones. Who needs a reluctant partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

    Don’t be the only one missing out on all the fun memories – join our Minecraft server today and create unforgettable experiences with your kids. Leave the real world drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft server waiting for you?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • FoodComboDisaster – Minecraft SMP

    FoodComboDisaster – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment! Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous food combinations ever seen in the game. Picture this: a player trying to survive on a diet of raw fish and rotten flesh because they believe it gives them superpowers. Or how about a player who exclusively eats spider eyes and mushroom stew because they think it will turn them into a Minecraft superhero? Trust us, you won’t find this level of culinary chaos anywhere else. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18
    Animals Bred: 146 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • BlockyNostalgia

    BlockyNostalgia
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the ultimate throwback to the 90s and 2000s with pixelated graphics, retro music, and funky skins that will have you feeling like you’re living in a time warp. But that’s not all – we’ve got mini-games inspired by your favorite childhood TV shows and movies, like a SpongeBob SquarePants themed parkour challenge and a Harry Potter themed potion brewing contest.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club hidden somewhere in the server where players can dance the night away to classic hits from the Spice Girls and Backstreet Boys. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants wishes to lucky players who find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the glory days of the 90s and 2000s in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 580

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • BirdFluCrew

    BirdFluCrew
    so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff. like, you can build a castle and then blow it up with TNT, because why not? and there’s this one time, this player found a secret dungeon with a talking pig that gave out diamonds like candy. it was wild, man.

    but the real reason you gotta join this server is because we have the best parties. like, every Friday night, we have a massive pixel art contest where the winner gets a real life unicorn. no joke. and if you’re lucky, you might even run into Herobrine himself and have a dance off. it’s epic, bro.

    so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to discover a secret dungeon with a talking pig.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • 🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨

    🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨
    About Us
    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.
    Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

    Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 10GB (32 Total)

    Mods & Tweaks
    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory. Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat. ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed. Mobs & Players Drop Heads. Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief. Accelerated Leaf Decay. Minecarts now run 4x faster. Online Webmap.
    Application
    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: Join our Discord Server. Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules. Step 2: Submit an application via our application link. Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! Step 4: Short Interview. Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist.

    FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Club SMP?

    A: The server is for players 18 years and older.

    Q: How can I apply to join Club SMP?

    A: To apply, you need to join their Discord server and follow the application process outlined on their website.

    Q: What mods are included in the custom client modpack?

    A: The modpack includes various server-sided optimization and quality of life mods, along with features like Simple Voice Chat, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Anti-Grief mods, and more.

    Q: Where is the server located?

    A: The server is located in San Jose, California, United States.

    Q: How long does it take to get whitelisted after submitting an application?

    A: Applicants may need to wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact them after submitting an application.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Players Killed by Monsters: 5723

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as kawaii as a fluffy unicorn riding a rainbow? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine, build, and slay creepers with the most adorable group of virtual idols you’ve ever seen!

    Our server is home to Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira – each group filled with talented virtual idols like Charlotte Suzu, Isla Coleman, Nene Amano, Lua Asuka, Namiji Freesia, and more! Watch them perform live concerts, cover your favorite songs, and even check out their exclusive merchandise that’s so cute it’ll make your heart explode!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got kawaii friends like Prima, Phase Connect, Tsunderia, and more who are always up for some pixelated fun! And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure on our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride magical unicorns and battle evil witches with your trusty diamond sword!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world so cute, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 Chimeras Created: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • ExStepChefCraft

    ExStepChefCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets culinary chaos! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where step-siblings, ex-husbands, and special needs children collide in a battle of the taste buds.

    Imagine a server where cooking is not just a hobby, but a way of life. You’ll have to fend off your step-sister’s ex-husband who suddenly wants to cook for the family once a week, leaving you with no chance to showcase your culinary skills. Will you stand up for your right to cook, or will you let him take over the kitchen?

    But fear not, for on this server, you can cook your own meals for you and your grandma once a week, defying all odds and showing everyone that you are the true master chef. So come join us and embark on a journey filled with delicious dishes, family feuds, and maybe even a sprinkle of Minecraft magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself cooking up a storm while dodging drama at every turn. See you in the kitchen!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Chimeras Created: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP

    RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of getting terrible advice from your friends who think they know everything? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate advice-giving paradise! Need tips on how to build the most epic castle or how to survive a creeper attack? Our community of players has got your back with the most outrageous and hilarious advice you’ll ever receive. Join us now and say goodbye to boring advice forums, because here, we only give the most absurd and entertaining tips to help you conquer the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 96
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7721 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • EmoCraft: The Feels Express

    EmoCraft: The Feels Express
    Are you tired of boring old movies that only make you feel one or two emotions? Well, get ready for the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a whirlwind of emotions that will leave you questioning your very existence. From the heart-pounding excitement of battling creepers to the heart-wrenching sadness of losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, this server has it all. And let’s not forget the pure joy of finally finding that elusive pink sheep or the intense rage of getting blown up by a sneaky TNT trap. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to feel ALL the feels!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Magic Items Found: 6281
    Demon Skulls Collected: 49 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • FrostCraft Minecraft Server

    FrostCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use all the funds from frozen russian assets to build the most lit minecraft world ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop stacks of emeralds. our admins are all ukrainian ninjas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find elytra wings and ride dragons into battle. join now before putin tries to shut us down, comrade!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9040 Divine Spears Created: 21

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • NATOandEU4Ukraine

    NATOandEU4Ukraine
    so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 20
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

    BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Qualities Description
    Close to Vanilla 99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
    Server Type PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
    PvP Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
    Server Size Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

    Application:

    Apply Here

    Discord:

    Join our Discord

    We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

    FAQ

    Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

    A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

    Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

    A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

    Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

    A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

    Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

    A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • GPU Wars Minecraft Server

    GPU Wars Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 11
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 16

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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