BlockyLove: No Diamonds until Marriage | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4469
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Star Shards Collected:	243
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5501
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Love Letters Sent:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3584
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3314
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6276
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Animals Bred:	196	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7833
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dimension Hops:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Farms Harvested:	568

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7571
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1490
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magic Items Found:	5923	Buildings Constructed:	26
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

The owner of the “Survival Without Everything” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5080
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9238
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4208	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ores Mined:	7976
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Potions Brewed:	127	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Dragon Eggs Found:	8199

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1213
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Void Gems Collected:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1623
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Potions Brewed:	49	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7949
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magic Items Found:	1600	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	7117
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6418
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Players:	108/700	Votes:	8684
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	New Chunks Explored:	944567
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2