Are you tired of being a 28-year-old virgin who spends their time watching romance anime? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us!

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a seasoned adventurer, a master builder, or even a love guru. Who needs real-life experience when you can have virtual experiences that are way more exciting?

Join us and leave behind your worries about never being someone’s first love. On our server, you can be the first love of anyone you want! And who knows, maybe you’ll find love in the most unexpected places – like a blocky world filled with creepers and zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your 3rd romance anime of the week and say hello to a world where anything is possible. Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Mineshafts Explored: 2
Magical Moments Shared: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
Animals Bred: 116 Mythical Quests Completed: 16

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse. The Ultimate Minecraft RPG Server is here! Go on an epic MMORPG server adventure mixed and merged with survival seamlessly.

    Explore the most unique custom world with caves and biomes unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Fight 300+ unique mobs, 100+ bosses, and explore over 60+ dungeons. All guided with a full leveling system, build creations, custom spells, and 300+ unique crafting recipes.

    Play the ultimate minecraft rpg server today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 38 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Elemental Crystals Collected: 22
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7175 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Love Letters Sent: 20

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Alien Abductions: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 124 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 34 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Ores Mined: 9164 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 112 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 436 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Alien Abductions: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Potions Brewed: 160
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 24
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Alien Abductions: 2
    Magic Items Found: 4709 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 16
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Villages Defended: 13 Farms Harvested: 111

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 19 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

    YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 54

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Felix Space Minecraft SMP

    Felix Space Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

    Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 143 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Magical Moments Shared: 12 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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