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Carpet Hippos Pantry Raid 1.21

animal invasion, bizarre scenarios, Carpet, funny animals, hippos, Home Invasion, household pests, kitchen raid, pantry, pantry raiders, quirky decor, quirky home decor, Raid, strange occurrences, unexpected guests, unexpected visitors, unusual sightings, whimsical creatures, whimsical home decor, wild animals

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Meteorites Collected:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, carpet hippos straight up raid your pantry! I mean, who wouldn’t want that kind of chaos in their virtual life, am I right? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans those carpet hippos will get up to next. It’s like a wild party in your kitchen, but in Minecraft. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the madness for yourself!

MomLifeLessons Minecraft Server

a hole, AITAH, attitude, Boundaries, cellphones, Communication, Conversation, Divorce, downstairs, family dynamics, Fight, Food, junior year, life lesson, Minecraft, mom’s boyfriend, MomLifeLessons, nerve, oreos, Parent-child relationship, relationship, Server, skepticism

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7650
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Are you tired of dealing with your mom’s boyfriend giving you life lessons and taking away your phone? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama!

Join our server and build your own virtual world where you can eat as many oreos as you want without anyone judging you. No more annoying conversations about cellphones or junior year attitude problems here!

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about getting into fights or being called an a-hole by anyone. It’s a peaceful and fun place where you can let your creativity run wild and escape from all the real-life nonsense.

So come join us and leave all the mom’s boyfriend drama behind. Build, explore, and have a great time on our Minecraft server!

SlimCraftSquad

body image, Communication, comparison, depression, diet, Emotional support, Exercise, FITNESS, friendship, Jealousy, Journey, medication, mental health, progress, Resentment, self esteem, self-care, shame, SlimCraftSquad, Support, weight loss

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8579
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Are you tired of feeling like the sidekick in your own life story? Join our server and become the hero of your own epic tale!

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fearsome creatures – all while leaving your real-life problems behind.

Forget about counting calories and feeling stuck in a rut – on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Join now and let your creativity soar higher than your friend on the stair climber at the gym. Who needs weight loss success stories when you can have blocky triumphs in the virtual world?

Don’t be the sidekick in someone else’s journey – become the star of your own adventure on our Minecraft server!

AsteroidApocalypse Minecraft Server

2024 YR4, asteroid, asteroid impact, AsteroidApocalypse, Astronomy, Celestial, city-killer, collision, cosmic event, danger, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, Phenomenon, planetary defense, Probability, Risk, Server, Space, space exploration, threat, Warning

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	562
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

OMG GUYS, NASA JUST SAID THERES A 3.1% CHANCE OF A GIANT ASTEROID DESTROYING EARTH IN 2024 YR4! BUT DONT WORRY, IF YOU JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, YOU’LL BE SAFE FROM THE APOCALYPSE! BUILD YOUR BUNKER, STOCK UP ON DIAMONDS, AND SURVIVE THE END OF THE WORLD WITH US! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH CREEPERS THAT WILL HELP YOU DEFEND AGAINST THE ASTEROID! JOIN NOW BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!

GulfCraft: Mexican Sue-prise!

digital mapping, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, geographic naming conventions, geography, global recognition, Gulf of America, GulfCraft, international relations, Latin America, legal action, legal dispute, Mexican, Mexican president, name change, national pride, North America, online mapping, political controversy, SOVEREIGNTY, sue Google, Sueprise, territorial dispute

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Towns Built:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

so, like, this server is so lit, even the mexican president wants to sue over it! apparently, he thinks it’s so good that it should be called the ‘Gulf of America’ instead. like, can you believe it? join this server and be a part of the drama, maybe even get sued by the president himself! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on this wild ride of a minecraft server. come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a blast! 🌟🎮🤣 #suegoogle #mexicanpresident #minecraftmadness

Ancient Skull Quest: Hypercarnivore Discovery

30 Million Year Old, Ancient, archaeology, COMPLETE, DISCOVER, discovery, egypt, Evolution, Extinct, fossil, History, Hypercarnivore, modern day, Newly Identified, Paleontologists, Paleontology, prehistoric, Quest, research, Science, skull

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1988
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	270	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis server cuz we got DINOSAURS!!! like, frickin’ T-REXES and stuff runnin’ around, eatin’ villagers and creepers like it’s no big deal.

One time, I was just chillin’ in my base, mining for diamonds, when all of a sudden a freakin’ PTERODACTYL swooped down and tried to snatch me up! I had to fight it off with my trusty diamond sword, but man, that was a close call.

And get this, we also got a secret underground lab where we’re tryin’ to clone extinct animals back to life. I heard a rumor that they’re workin’ on bringin’ back the woolly mammoth next. Can you imagine ridin’ around on a freakin’ MAMMOTH in Minecraft?!

So yeah, if you wanna experience some prehistoric craziness and have a blast with us, join our server now! Just watch out for those pesky velociraptors, they’re sneaky little buggers.

PhotonRebornSMP

Adventure, Allies, Bedrock Compatible, Biomes, Community Focused, custom mechanics, Dark King, Discord, dynamic world generation, Exploration, Kingdom, Land claiming, legitimate accounts, Non-toxic environment, PhotonRebornSMP, Protection, PvP, Queen Lixia, Roleplay, RPG, smp, storytelling

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1035
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Love Letters Sent:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Mines Excavated:	2795	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46

PhotonRebornSMP Overview

Features
Story-Driven Roleplay
Player-Driven Kingdoms
PvP with Purpose

Custom Mechanics
Dynamic World Generation
Community Focused
Bedrock Compatible
No Cracked Minecraft

Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/fS3BFa2Ny7

FAQ

What is PhotonRebornSMP?

PhotonRebornSMP is a story-driven roleplay adventure Minecraft server where players can immerse themselves in a rich, evolving narrative.

How can I join the server?

To join PhotonRebornSMP, you can connect to the server IP address provided in the Discord server after joining.

Are cracked Minecraft accounts allowed on the server?

No, only legitimate Minecraft accounts are allowed on PhotonRebornSMP.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP is allowed on the server but must be part of the story and not done for griefing purposes.

Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 95919431, comma separated, Generate, Haven, list, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, tags, up to 20

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	9262
Farms Harvested:	182	Gods Slained:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you that will blow your mind! Picture this: a Minecraft server where the mobs are all decked out in designer clothes and the blocks are made of solid gold.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate luxury in the world of Minecraft. We’ve got diamond-encrusted pickaxes, enchanted armor that makes you invincible, and a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and skeletons.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Imagine building a house out of cotton candy and riding a unicorn made of gummy bears.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, aunt, callous, consequences, Defensive, Designer, family, frivolous, Grandma, GrannyCraft, Handbag, Minecraft, MISTAKES, MONEY, Niece, pitch in, Server, side hustle, streaming services, Struggling, terminal grandma, Uber Eats, Wasteful

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35

Are you tired of family drama and financial struggles? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual adventures and escapades that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

On our server, you can escape the clutches of judgmental aunties and snarky sisters by diving into a world where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and battling virtual monsters. Who needs designer handbags when you can create your own virtual paradise?

So come on down and join us for a hilarious and outrageous time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual showdown with your pesky aunty over a diamond sword instead of a handbag!

LunchtimeLurkerCraft

attitude, books, Borrowing, Classroom, Colleague, disagreement, laptop, LAUGH, library, lunchbreak, LunchtimeLurkerCraft, mini-library, reading, Relax, Report, Rude, rules, School, slt, stealing, Students

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Emeralds Found:	9786	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t have crazy rules like “no reading books during lunch break”? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you rebellious bookworms out there. Join us and read all the virtual books your heart desires without anyone accusing you of “stealing”!

We understand the importance of relaxation and what better way to unwind than by diving into a good book in the virtual world of Minecraft? Our server is a safe haven for all book lovers who just want to escape reality for a bit.

And hey, if anyone tries to report you for “stealing” a book in our server, we’ll just laugh it off and continue on with our virtual adventures. Because let’s be real, comparing reading a book to stealing a laptop is just plain ridiculous!

So come join us on our server and let’s show the world that reading books during lunch break is not a crime, it’s a way of life. Let’s build, explore, and read to our heart’s content in this wacky and wonderful Minecraft world!

TearjerkerMovie Minecraft SMP

cry, emotional, emotional connection, emotional impact, Emotional journey, emotional response, Emotional rollercoaster, emotional storytelling, HEARTBREAK, heartwrenching, Minecraft, Movie, Moving, sad, sentimental, smp, sobbing, tear-inducing, tearful, tearjerker, TearjerkerMovie, touching, weepy

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1830
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Crops Grown:	5709	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! We have diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted golden potato hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a top hat and monocle. What more could you possibly want?

PresidentialCourtShowdown

checks and balances, consequences, constitutional crisis, constitutional duty, defiance, executive branch, Government, Impeachment, judicial branch, legal precedent, legal ramifications, Legal System, political consequences, political turmoil, president, presidential power, PresidentialCourtShowdown, Rule of Law, separation of powers, SUPREME COURT

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4233
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Mines Excavated:	1758
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Ever wondered what would happen if the president decided to ignore the Supreme Court? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can find out firsthand! Join us for a wild ride where the president builds a giant wall around the Supreme Court and declares himself the ruler of all blocks. Will you join forces with the Supreme Court justices to take down the power-hungry president? Or will you join his army of blocky minions in a quest for total domination? The choice is yours on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft server!

CraftyTrump’sBigTapMC

#sustainability, Canada, Canada-US relations, climate change, conservation, CraftyTrumpsBigTapMC, environmental issues, environmental research, global warming, Government, Infrastructure, Musings, Natural resources, North America, policy, Politics, researchers, trump, united states, very large faucet, Water Crisis

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5508
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a very large faucet that gives out infinite water! trump himself is obsessed with it, he even said it’s the best faucet he’s ever seen! researchers are saying there’s a looming water crisis but not on our server, we have all the water you could ever need! come build your water kingdom and make trump proud! #faucetgoals #watercrisiswho?

NeuronCraft: Social Inference Fun

Behavior, Body language, brain cells, cognition, Communication, emotions, Empathy, Expressions, feelings, Fun, human brain, inference, NeuronCraft, neurons, neuroscience, Perception, Psychology, research, Social, social cues, social inference, Social Skills, thinking, Understanding

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4218
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3674
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Alien Abductions:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Towns Built:	5

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE NEURONS THAN UR BRAIN CAN HANDLE. WE GOT 700 NEURONS, YO. U CAN PRACTICE UR SOCIAL INFERENCE SKILLS BY READING OTHER PLAYERS’ BODY LANGUAGE AND EXPRESSIONS. U CAN TELL IF THEY’RE FEELIN’ HAPPY OR SAD JUST BY LOOKIN’ AT ‘EM. JOIN NOW AND LEVEL UP UR BRAIN WITH US. #NEURONPOWER #SOCIALINFERENCE #MINECRAFTLOLZ

Sinister Gang’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, crime, Gang, gang activity, gang graffiti, gang marking, gang message, gang presence, gang sign, gang symbol, gang tag, gang territory, gang warning, Gangs, Graffiti, illegal, Realm, Sinister, Spray Paint, street art, tagging, Urban, Vandalism

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	216
Dimension Hops:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a haunted house but with creepers and zombies instead of ghosts!

We got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant roller coaster made out of diamond blocks and a mansion filled with secret traps and treasure chests.

And the best part? The admins are like evil geniuses, always coming up with new ways to mess with your head and keep you on your toes.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with danger and excitement, come join us on this server and see if you can survive the madness. Just watch out for Gang sinister, they’re always lurking in the shadows, ready to strike when you least expect it.

Players:	97/200	Votes:	2956
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17