BlockyLove: Demand Withdrawal Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5101
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Divine Spears Created:	23
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2

New Minecraft Servers

So, like, imagine you and your Minecraft buddy are like, trying to build a sick castle together, right? But then, like, one of you is all like, “We need more diamonds!” and the other is just like, “Nah, I’m good with stone.” That’s demand-withdrawal, bro! And that’s totally not cool for your Minecraft relationship, dude.

But hey, if you join our epic Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about demand-withdrawal ruining your fun! Our community is all about open communication and working together to build the most epic creations ever. Plus, we have so many diamonds, you won’t know what to do with them all! So come join us and say goodbye to relationship and sexual satisfaction issues in Minecraft. Let’s build some crazy stuff together, dude!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5252
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7164
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Alien Abductions:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2528
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Magic Items Found:	7521	Dimension Hops:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2226
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Farms Harvested:	247
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Runes Activated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Dimension Hops:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	413
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Animals Bred:	200	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mines Excavated:	4018	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3432
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Runes Activated:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Void Gems Collected:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3661
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	146	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6736
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dragons Tamed:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	241	Mines Excavated:	4398
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2197

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5871	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mines Excavated:	1517
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	766484
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	712
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	6662
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2005
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dimension Hops:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.