Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 27 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
We got like, crazy challenges and quests dat will make u pee ur pants with excitement. Like, one time dis dude tried to tame a creeper as a pet and it actually worked. Now he’s got a pet creeper named Bob who follows him around and blows up stuff on command.
And don’t even get me started on da PvP battles. It’s like a freakin’ war zone up in here, man. U gotta be on ur toes at all times or u might get rekt by some noob with a wooden sword.
So come join us on dis server and experience da madness for urself. Who knows, maybe u’ll even meet ur soulmate and decide to stop living just so u can play Minecraft together forever.
