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Players: 106/300 Votes: 3391
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Endless Night Skies: 2
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 16
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only lesson you learn is how to build a dirt house? Well, come join our server where life lessons are taught in the most hilarious and outrageous ways!

Ever wanted to learn how to tame a wild llama using only a rubber chicken and a pair of swim fins? Well, you can do that here! Our expert instructors will guide you through the process while cracking jokes and making you laugh until you cry.

And who needs boring old redstone contraptions when you can learn how to build a working roller coaster out of nothing but melons and slime blocks? Our creative building challenges will push your Minecraft skills to the limit while keeping you entertained with our wacky sense of humor.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter! Life lessons have never been this fun or ridiculous.

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  • InstaCrafted – Social Media Apocalypse

    InstaCrafted – Social Media Apocalypse
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 7534
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Imagine a world where social media suddenly disappeared – no more selfies, no more memes, no more stalking your ex’s new relationship. Sounds like a nightmare, right? But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the chaos of a social media-less world and immerse yourself in a pixelated paradise!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).

    Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!

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  • Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3

    Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 1021
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 76
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 9
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual therapy session but with blocks and creepers.

    You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.

    Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.

    Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.

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  • BralessGymWarrior

    BralessGymWarrior
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 9407
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring gyms where they make you wear a bra just to workout? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! We embrace freedom and comfort, so feel free to let those pixels bounce around without any restrictions.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.

    Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?

    So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!

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  • BlockDreamz

    BlockDreamz
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 3889
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Emeralds Found: 5696 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies…non-sexual ones, of course!

    Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

    So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

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  • AI Monster Realm 1.20.4

    AI Monster Realm 1.20.4
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 4654
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Alien Abductions: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, imagine if those creepy AI monsters from the videos decided to come to life and take over the world like in that anime Lain! But don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos and build your own epic world.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!

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  • NoInkForStepkid

    NoInkForStepkid
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 8488
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Star Shards Collected: 178
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Come join our server where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

    Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!

    And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!

    So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!

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  • LonelyCraft

    LonelyCraft
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 4805
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Star Shards Collected: 114
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Void Gems Collected: 14 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

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  • This server is online. server minecraft

    This server is online. server minecraft
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 1149
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 34 Votes: 1495
    Endless Legions Commanded: 36 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Star Shards Collected: 113
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come in to just go through minecraft.

    Can’t we argue?)

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  • ColonyState SMP

    ColonyState SMP
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 3079
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7
    Chimeras Created: 4 Farms Harvested: 661
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
    We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
    There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is PVP allowed on the server? No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
    What mods are included in the custom modpack? The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
    Are there any age restrictions for players? The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

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  • Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

    Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 9448
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 27
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

    I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

    Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

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  • ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

    ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 9341
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 16
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 New Chunks Explored: 747180
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 53
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

    But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

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  • BookNerd451

    BookNerd451
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 2013
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 120 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 64

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    In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

    So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

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  • CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

    CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 2809
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Love Letters Sent: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

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  • Calcifying Coral Cove

    Calcifying Coral Cove
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 3932
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 831 Chimeras Created: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 99
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

    I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

    So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

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