so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Magic Items Found: 1473
Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
Demon Skulls Collected: 22 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22 Eternal Flames Captured: 4

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