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Academic Socials 1.20.1

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7386
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a frat house but with blocks and pickaxes!

We got all the college sluts running around in their pixelated glory, shaking their blocky booties and building some sexy structures.

If you wanna get your game on and mingle with some virtual hotties, this is the place to be.

Plus, where else can you find a server that combines education and erotica in such a mind-bending way?

So grab your gear, slap on your best skin, and get ready to party with the Socials College Sluts Edition!

CoffeeGroundsDumpin

Apology, Argument, Chores, coffee grounds, CoffeeGroundsDumpin, Communication, DISHES, Frustration, Household, husband, keurig, Marriage, morning, overreacting, pettiness, promise keeping, reusable pod, Routine, Rushing, stay at home mom, work

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7012
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6781
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Crops Grown:	6586

Are you tired of living in a world where coffee grounds reign supreme in the sink? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where coffee grounds are banned and promises are kept! Build your dream coffee-free home and live in harmony with your virtual neighbors who understand the struggle of dealing with coffee grounds in the sink. Don’t let your husband’s coffee pod antics ruin your day – join us and start fresh in a world where coffee grounds are a thing of the past!

RiseNShineMinecraftSMP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5841
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7664
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Yo, listen up fam, you gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like seriously bro, it’s the most epic server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one time, there was this player who joined the server and within five minutes, they found a diamond horse with wings and rode it into battle against a giant army of zombie chickens. And guess what? They won! It was epic, man.

And another time, someone built a giant statue of a potato that shot lasers out of its eyes and protected the whole server from griefers. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! This server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical unicorns that grant wishes. I heard one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server.

So, what are you waiting for, dude? Join this Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend of the server. Don’t miss out, bro!

EthicalMineCraft – No Creepers Here!

#sustainability, Accountability, activism, animal welfare, Boycott, companies, consumer activism, consumer choice, corporate greed, Corporations, CREEPERS, discrimination, environmental impact, ethical concerns, EthicalMineCraft, Exploitation, fair trade, HUMAN RIGHTS, labor practices, social responsibility, supply chain, transparency

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	253
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Star Shards Collected:	52

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to find out they were sourced unethically? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all our resources are ethically and sustainably sourced by our team of vegan, eco-friendly villagers. No more guilt while building your dream castle!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil sheep overlords and claim your place as the rightful ruler of the land!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where ethical sourcing meets epic adventures with talking chickens. It’s cluckin’ awesome!

Recycled Thermoset Kingdom

#sustainability, bio-sourced, bowling balls, car tires, circular economy, crosslinked, degradation, Durability, eco-friendly, environmental impact, green technology, hip joints, incineration, Kingdom, landfill, Plastic, Recycled, Recycled materials, recycling, sustainable materials, Thermoset, thermoset materials, waste management

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9033
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1456	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as recycled as a car tire? Well, come join our server where we recycle everything, even your grandma’s hip joints and old bowling balls!

We use bio-sourced materials to create new plastic that is as strong as those crosslinked thermosets but can be easily recycled and degraded. It’s like magic, but better!

Join us on this wild ride as we turn trash into treasure and build the craziest creations you’ve ever seen. Who needs incinerators and landfills when you can join our server and save the world, one block at a time?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most epic recycling adventure in Minecraft history! Let’s show the world that even virtual blocks can make a difference.

Sharky Love Island 1.21.1

1.21.1, adorable sharks, aquatic beauty, cute animals, cute shark, ISLAND, love, marine life, marine wildlife, ocean creatures, oceanic cuteness, sea animals, sea creatures, shark appreciation, shark community, shark enthusiasts, shark family, shark fandom, shark lover, shark obsession, shark pride, shark wife, sharky, underwater love

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7422
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	7805
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Buildings Constructed:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

OMG, you won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! Join now to see my adorable shark wife swimming around like a boss. She’s the queen of the ocean and you gotta see it to believe it.

Our server is like a zoo on steroids, with all sorts of wacky creatures and characters roaming around. It’s a total mind trip, man.

And the best part? We have a secret underground disco party going on 24/7. Get your groove on with the creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown. Just watch out for the dancing Endermen, they’ll steal your heart (literally).

DadCraft: School Event Reminder?

activities, aita, co parenting, Communication, DadCraft, Event, family dynamics, involvement, kids father, off campus sports, parental responsibilities, parenting, reminder, School, school communication, school events, school events reminder, school involvement, school notifications, school schedule, school sports, sports schedule, text messages

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	376
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Magic Items Found:	1131
Runes Activated:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Are you tired of being the family secretary, constantly reminding your partner about the kids’ activities? Join our Minecraft server and escape the never-ending cycle of text messages and sports schedules! Our virtual world is filled with magical creatures who will happily take on the role of reminding your partner about important events. Plus, our youngest player has some serious sass and will put your partner in their place if they dare to ask for reminders. And don’t worry, even if you decide to take a break from the server, the school messages will still come through – because our server is just that powerful. So come join us and let the chaos of Minecraft distract you from the chaos of real life!

CraftyCompliments

awkward compliments, backhanded compliments, bizarre compliments, compliments, compliments that are strange, compliments that sound weird, CraftyCompliments, odd compliments, offbeat compliments, peculiar compliments, quirky compliments, strange compliments, unconventional compliments, unique compliments, unusual compliments, weird af, weird as fuck, weird compliments

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Alien Abductions:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll hear compliments like “your pickaxe is sharper than my wit” and “your creeper explosions are like fireworks on the Fourth of July”. Join us for a wild ride of wacky compliments and insane adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. So come join us before they hatch their evil plan!

PanicCraft – ER Escape Edition

Covid-19 pandemic, Edition, emergency care, emergency department visits, ER visits, Escape, Healthcare, healthcare crisis, healthcare data, healthcare statistics, healthcare system, healthcare trends, leaving ER, Medical advice, medically recommended, pandemic effects, pandemic impact, PanicCraft, patient behavior, patient decisions, patient safety, Patients, statistics

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7341
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magic Items Found:	6452
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

LOLZ JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, EVEN COVID PATIENTS WANNA LEAVE THE ER TO PLAY! 53.6% INCREASE IN PEEPS LEAVING THE HOSPITAL TO JOIN OUR SERVER, THAT’S HOW EPIC IT IS! 721 MILLION VISITS BUT 5.9 MILLION PEEPS DIPPED TO PLAY MINECRAFT INSTEAD, THAT’S SOME DEDICATION RIGHT THERE! COME BUILD, SURVIVE, AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF WITH US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT! #MINECRAFTOVERHOSPITALS #SERVERGOALS #COVIDCANTSTOPUS

Mystic Web of Laughter 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, BIZARRE, boss fight, Creative, Death Stranding, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, ha, humor, Innovative, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, mystic, strange, surreal, Unique, video game, web, webm, weird

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8658
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Star Shards Collected:	284	Dragon Eggs Found:	820
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Yo, bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the boss fight in Death Stranding but with blocks and creepers instead of BTs and BBs.

Join if you wanna experience the thrill of battling insane mobs and building epic structures at the same time.

This server is so lit, it’ll make you question if you’re still in the game or if you’ve been sucked into a parallel universe where everything is made of pixels.

Don’t miss out on the chance to have a crazy adventure that’ll leave you wondering if you’re still sane.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

WornOutWife’s Minecraft Server

Asshole, Caring, Communication, Conflict, doubts, Earrings, feelings, GIFTED, huggies, husband, INVISIBLE, love, Marriage, meaningful gifts, Minecraft, relationships, Server, sweet gestures, Upset, Valentine’s Day, Wedding, WornOutWifes

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7843
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	176
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of meaningful gestures? Look no further! Our server is like a loving husband who always remembers to buy you earrings for Valentine’s Day, except instead of earrings, we give you epic loot and surprises around every corner!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where every block holds a potential gift just for you. And don’t worry, we promise not to give you the same pair of earrings over and over again like that forgetful husband did. So come on, dive into our server and let us show you just how much we care about the little things!

HubbyNoMoreCraft

aita, Business, Decisions, DECORATE, Ditching, Endeavor, HubbyNoMoreCraft, husband, Investments, Kids, legal liability, LLC, MISTAKES, negligence, office, partner, Protect, restructuring, silent partner, TAXES, unreliable

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Buildings Constructed:	50
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your husband’s business structure? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this partner’s business decisions.

We promise you won’t have to worry about doing anyone else’s taxes or paychecks – unless you want to, of course! Our server is a place where you can be a silent partner or take charge, it’s up to you. Plus, we guarantee that you won’t have to deal with any legal messes like this poor soul.

So come join us and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the craziness of our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new business partner who actually knows what they’re doing!

KimJongCraft

Alliance, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, front lines, Geopolitics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Military operations, military presence, north korean, peace talks, Politics, russia, strategic decisions, Troops, Vladimir Putin, War, Withdrawal

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

lol join our minecraft server and u can be part of the epic battle between north korean troops and russia!!! u can choose ur side and fight for glory!! build ur own base and defend it with ur life!! maybe u can even negotiate a peace treaty with kim jong un himself!! come join the madness and see who will come out on top in this crazy warzone!!! 😂🤣🚀🔥

Anarchy – 0b1t server minecraft

0b1t, Anarchy, anarchy server, Chaos, Community, competitive, Economy, Events, Factions, Griefing, Hardcore, Minecraft, No Rules, ONLINE, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, TOXIC, War

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2604
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	191	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

dandev.online

Wild Spirit Realms 1.20

Allegory, animal characteristics, animal ears, animal tail, Anime, Anthro, Anthropomorphic, beastperson, discrimination, Diversity, equality, FANTASY, human-animal hybrid, isekai, lesser species, Minority representation, racial discrimination, Realms, representation, social commentary, spirit, Wild

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1294
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Farms Harvested:	656

Yo, bro, do you want to join this Minecraft server where you can be a beastperson with animal ears and tail? It’s like being a furry but in Minecraft, so you can act like a human or an animal whenever you want.

Join us and be part of this crazy world where you can be an allegory for a minority and experience what it’s like to be seen as a lesser species for no reason at all.

Forget about all the racial shit in anime, come to our server and live out your wildest anthro animal person dreams without being isekai-ed.

It’s a wild ride, bro, so hop on and let’s get weird together in this Minecraft server like no other.

Players:	109/200	Votes:	157
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9880
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mines Excavated:	1482