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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 1854 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 184 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, our pixelated world is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer! We got blocks for days and mobs that will make u scream like a little girl!
If u don’t join, ur gonna be missing out on all the fun and adventure, like seriously dude, it’s gonna be so epic, u won’t even believe it! Plus, our server is so safe, u won’t have to worry about injury-related mortality rates like those poor kids in the U.S.
So come on, join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through lava! It’s gonna be so awesome, u won’t even know what hit u!
