BlockyJudgements | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magic Items Found:	4273	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3509	Meteorites Collected:	3
Farms Harvested:	568	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate judgment-free zone…unless you secretly judge people for not joining us!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and secret underground llama dance parties. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us!

But beware, if you judge someone for not joining our server, you might just find yourself face-to-face with a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. So come on, leave your judgment at the door and join us for the most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	443
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16
Chimeras Created:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5053
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Void Gems Collected:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	182
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Star Shards Collected:	283	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	583
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Crops Grown:	7131
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204	Love Letters Sent:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Runes Activated:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9606
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	872288
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Crops Grown:	5696

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5314
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Enchantments Applied:	140
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5418
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3903
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Dragon Eggs Found:	5863
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Votes:	4656
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Dragon Eggs Found:	4954
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4525
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Potions Brewed:	188	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4574
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Farms Harvested:	858	Magic Items Found:	2960
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3713
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7596
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4015
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Crops Grown:	2978
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.