BlockyJudgements | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MelodicMayhem Minecraft Server

2PAC, Apology, Balkan country, Beef, biggie, Diss, DR. DRE, Eminem, fake fan, graphic t-shirts, hailie, Ja Rule, loose change, MelodicMayhem, Minecraft, music genre, Popularity, public embarrassment, Rap, Rivalry, school trips, Server, stan

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9454
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	3556	Votes:	5674
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of dealing with fake rap fans in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only beef is between creepers and players! We may not have Ja Rule dissing Eminem’s daughter, but we do have epic battles and adventures waiting for you.

Join us and leave the drama behind, because here, the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest rap-themed structures in the game. Show off your love for Eminem, 2Pac, Biggie, and Dr. Dre by creating pixel art masterpieces that will make even the most hardcore Stan jealous.

Forget about school drama and classmates who just don’t understand your love for rap music. On our server, you’ll find a community of like-minded players who share your passion for old-school hip hop. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s rap and roll!

NoBabysitPlsLOL

Address, Babysitting, children, cordial, Decline, free childcare, inappropriate, Kindness, neighbor, Neighborly, new year’s day, NoBabysitPlsLOL, single woman, spa day, taking advantage, Tension, Toddler, Unannounced, vacation, work from home, young

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7569
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Emeralds Found:	2449
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you won’t find any pesky neighbors trying to pawn off their kids on you!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any unexpected visits from toddlers. Our server is a child-free zone, so you can focus on crafting your dream world without any interruptions.

Say goodbye to unwanted babysitting duties and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t find a more peaceful and drama-free gaming experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the neighborly drama behind!

HackLifeNotSMP

best kept secret, clever trick, efficiency, game changer, genius idea, hack of all hacks, HackLifeNotSMP, Hidden Gem, insider knowledge, life hack, life improvement, ninja trick, organization, personal growth, pro tip, productivity, secret tip, self improvement, smart solution, time-saving, useful advice

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8909
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Votes:	7980
Endless Night Skies:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the holy grail of servers, I swear! Like, you know when you find a life hack so good you almost don’t want to share it? Well, this server is like that, but on steroids!

So, get this, the admins on this server are actually aliens from outer space who have come to Earth to teach us how to build the most insane redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen. I’m talking automatic farms that harvest diamonds and spawn in rare mobs like unicorns and dragons. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but for Minecraft!

And the best part? The currency on this server is actually bacon. That’s right, you can trade bacon for enchanted gear, rare blocks, and even your own personal army of zombie pigmen. It’s like living in a bacon-filled dream world, I can’t even handle it!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself, then you need to join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a vegetarian, in which case, you might want to sit this one out. #BaconIsLife #MinecraftMadness #JoinNowOrRegretForever

CelebOopsForgiven

CelebOopsForgiven, celebrity apologies, celebrity behavior, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity mistakes, celebrity scandals, controversy, forgiveness, Forgotten, media scrutiny, public image, public opinion, public perception, Redemption, redemption arc, redemption stories, second chances, societal amnesia, societal forgiveness, TABLOID NEWS

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	New Chunks Explored:	14200
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Void Armor Forged:	24
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about forgiveness or forgetting because we have a whole town dedicated to scandalous celebrity behavior! Build your own scandalous mansion, host wild parties, and maybe even start a feud with a rival player over who wore the same dress better. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own in our virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that Justin Bieber once tried to grief our server but ended up getting banned for trying to build a statue of himself made entirely out of diamonds. Join now and see if you can top that level of chaos!

ZuckCraft: No Fact-Check Zone

#announcement, Accountability, CEO, controversy, decision, Digital, Disinformation, facebook, fact-checking, factcheck, INFORMATION, Integrity, Mark Zuckerberg, Meta, Misinformation, News, Platform, Removal, social media, Technology, transparency, Zone, ZuckCraft

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4

so, like, u kno how mark zuckerberg is all like “i am the ceo of meta and i control everything” well guess what?! he just announced that there will be NO MORE FACT-CHECKING on our minecraft server! u can say whatever u want and no one will stop u! want to tell everyone u have a pet dragon in real life? go for it! want to claim u can fly in minecraft without wings? no one will fact-check u! join our server for the ultimate freedom of speech and lies! let your imagination run wild and make up the most outrageous stories ever! who needs facts when u have our server?! come join us now and let the lies begin!

Radioactive Neuroblastoma Protection Server

cell damage, cell protection, cell research, DNA damage, DNA protection, exposure durations, exposure effects, human cells, human health, menadione, menadione exposure, neuroblastoma, neuroblastoma cells, oxidative damage, oxidative DNA damage, Oxidative Stress, Protection, Protective Effects, radioactive, radiofrequency, radiofrequency exposure, research, Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9980
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the power of radiofrequency exposure will protect you from all the dangers of the game! forget about creepers blowing up your precious builds, with our special technology, you’ll be safe from all harm.

our players have reported feeling invincible after just a few hours of gameplay, thanks to the magical properties of radiofrequency exposure. no need to worry about pesky menadione causing oxidative DNA damage, we’ve got you covered!

join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and of course, the ultimate protection from all the baddies in the game. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience minecraft like never before. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the madness today!

I dont now Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, Factions, Friends, Fun, Gaming, I dont now, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	448
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1443	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

The owner of the server “I dont now” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

idontnowt.aternos.me:14927

Carnival Adventure 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventure, attraction, BIZARRE, Carnival, circus, clowns, costume, desire, Entertainment, FANTASY, fear, fetish, humor, kink, Laughter, makeup, Performance, role-play, sex, strange, taboo, Unconventional

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5667
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Star Shards Collected:	88

Hey bros, you won’t believe the wild shenanigans happening on this Minecraft server! Imagine this: sex with clowns! Yeah, you heard me right. Clown lovin’ in Minecraft, who would’ve thought? Join for a truly unforgettable experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game. Don’t miss out on the chance to get freaky with those colorful, floppy-shoed jesters. It’s a whole new level of absurdity that you never knew you needed in your life. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the clown love begin!

Dad’s Rual Cabin Minecraft Server

breathalyzer, Cabin, Camera, car battery, court ordered, Dads, Driving, dwi, family, iritated, Minecraft, Mountain, off the grid, off the grid cabin, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Rual, rural cabin, Safety, Scared, Server, Sobriety, suspended license, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8826
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Votes:	3531
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Potions Brewed:	107

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about drunk driving dads or breathalyzers in cars! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and no court-ordered breathalyzer drama.

On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.

Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!

MIL-Free Zone Craft

#breastfeeding, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Craft, Cultural differences, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family relationships, grandparenting, in-law relationships, Manipulation, MILFree, mother-in-law, narcissistic behavior, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, self-care, support system, toxic relationships, working mom, Zone

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8418
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my MIL’s antics!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.

LePenCraft96

aged 96, anti-immigration, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, death, european politics, extremist, far right, France, French politics, Jean-Marie Le Pen, Le Pen family, leader, Legacy, LePenCraft96, National Front, nationalist, nationalist movement, political figure, political ideology, right wing

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6356
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.

IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.

Home Phone Hideout

cell phone, Communication, communication devices, Deception, digital age, Friends, HIDEOUT, home, home phone, location services, lying.., personal information, personal safety, Phone, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy risks, SECURITY, social norms, societal changes, strangers, technological advancements, Technology

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7496
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

Green Tea Kingdom

Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Meteorites Collected:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Magical Moments Shared:	11

so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Votes:	6453
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3581
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Villages Defended:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Mines Excavated:	2869	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Meteorites Collected:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Players:	90/800	Votes:	7847
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4