BlockyJoy Minecraft Server

adulting, anticipation, BlockyJoy, celebration, Cherished moments, childhood memories, EXCITEMENT, family time, festive spirit., Gifts, Happiness, holiday, joy, Magic, Minecraft, new experiences, Nostalgia, Server, special occasion, Surprises, Thrill, Traditions, Wonder

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8765
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Farms Harvested:	640	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Ores Mined:	2134
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server and experience the same level of excitement as Christmas morning as a child! Imagine waking up to find that Santa has left you a virtual world filled with endless possibilities and adventures. From building your own castle to battling dragons, this server has it all. Plus, rumor has it that the Easter Bunny makes a special appearance every Sunday to hand out rare loot. So why wait? Join now and let the fun begin!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

LockOutCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	712
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	New Chunks Explored:	594755
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9727
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7881
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	175	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1625
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9415
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Animals Bred:	92
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ores Mined:	3033	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2255
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8743	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	10

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6556
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchantments Applied:	269
Zombie Dances:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8437
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	115
Potions Brewed:	138	Gods Slained:	0

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5288
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	34

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5992
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167	Emeralds Found:	7104
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3050
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Animals Bred:	23	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7417
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4827	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Void Armor Forged:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimension Hops:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3914
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.