BlockyJobz | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

auction house, Barebones, Bounties, classic, Discord, Gangs, grind, Guards, hidden quests, Ip:, Minecraft, Nonop, nostalgic, parkour challenges, pen, Potions, Prestige, Prison, Quests, Roleplay, Server, solitary confinement, Swords

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6900
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Dragon Eggs Found:	1505	Alien Abductions:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

Server Features:

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Remember the old days of Prison Servers? Join us for a classic Prison experience with grind and community.

What makes this server different:

Become a Parolee	Leave the prison and build a farm for more money
Prestiges	Earn special rewards after hitting top rank
Guards	Assist/protect new players and enforce rules
Quests	Complete for extra cash or special items
Gangs	Join a gang and fight with rival gangs
Swords and Potions	Illegal, Guards will PVP if seen with them
The grind	Smelt ores, walk through PVP zones to sell them
Prison plots	Rent a cell/plot to store items or build
Start with basic tools	Work for better gear

Ranks:

A	Default Prisoner
B	$25,000
C	$80,000
D	$250,000
E	$800,000
Parolee	$1,500,000
Citizen	$2,000,000
Guard	Ensures safety of Prisoners, enforces rules, takes Contraband
SrGuard	Seasoned Guard with Moderator Privileges
Warden	Administrator Position
SrWarden	Senior Administrator Position

FAQs:

What’s a Guard?

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order by enforcing rules.

Can I become a Guard?

Yes, join the server and Discord to apply for the Guard position.

Wonderful Day Craft 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous blessings, anonymous cheer, anonymous encouragement, anonymous greetings, anonymous happiness, anonymous kindness, anonymous love, anonymous positivity, anonymous positivity vibes, anonymous support, anonymous well wishes, Craft, Day, Good Vibes, happy thoughts, have a great day, Kindness, positive energy, positivity, spreading joy, Wonderful, wonderful day

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3720
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Astral Projections Made:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over your screen!

You’ll be swimming in a sea of diamonds faster than you can say “creeper!”

The mobs on this server are so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles – it’s like a medieval showdown with llamas riding into battle!

Plus, the community is so lit, it’s like a rave party in the Nether.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world crazier than a chicken wearing a top hat!

NoSleepForMiracleBaby

aita, baby, Boundaries, christmas, Cozy, Familiar, family gathering, guest room, infertility, king size bed, miracle baby, NAP, NoSleepForMiracleBaby, Overnight, parents, ruined Christmas, sacrifice, selfish, sibling, Struggle, Understanding

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9335
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Meteorites Collected:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Votes:	782	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Farms Harvested:	131
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like royalty just like OP’s nephew! Join us for epic adventures and cozy naps in our virtual guest rooms.

But beware, if you dare to stand up for your rights like OP did, you might find yourself sleeping on the virtual couch while the babies take over. Will you be labeled as “selfish” by the virtual parents for wanting to keep your virtual room? Only time will tell on our server.

So come join us for a Christmas gathering like no other, where the drama is as real as the pixels on your screen. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this outrageous virtual family!

SigmaCraft: Manly Mine Mayhem

alpha male, Confidence, Enigmatic, independent, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, leader, lone wolf, manly, Masculinity, MAYHEM, Mysterious, nonconformist, personal growth, Philosophical, self actualization, self improvement, self-assured, self-reliant, sigma, Sigmacraft, Unconventional

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7907
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	9104	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Imagine a world where every block is made of pure sigma energy, where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Sigma Sword, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. But beware, the sword is guarded by a herd of killer bunnies who have a taste for pixelated blood.

Need a break from adventuring? Take a dip in our lava hot tubs or challenge your friends to a game of spleef on our custom-built arena made entirely of diamond blocks. And don’t forget to visit our exclusive Sigma-themed nightclub, where the DJ is a skeleton who really knows how to drop the beats.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a top hat made of enchanted emeralds? Only on our server, my friend. Only on our server.

Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

Belarus, defense cooperation, eastern europe, international relations, joint defense, joint exercise, joint maneuvers, joint military drill, joint military exercise, joint operation, military alliance, military cooperation, military exercise, military partnership, military training, Minecraft, Redstone, revolution, russia, security cooperation, September, Server, strategic partnership

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2338
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and guess what? russia and belarus are holding a joint military drill in september ON THE SERVER! like, you can be part of the action, fighting off creepers and zombies alongside the russian and belarusian soldiers. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now and be a part of history in the making. plus, there’s gonna be free virtual vodka for all players. don’t miss out, comrade!

CraftyKremlinWarz

aggression, Claims, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWarz, DECLARATION, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, February 24, Geopolitics, intelligence, international relations, Military, Politics, Propaganda, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Ukraine, Victory, War

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7253
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Dimension Hops:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Farms Harvested:	778	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

lol imagine if russia was a minecraft server tryna declare ‘victory’ over ukraine on feb. 24 like bro just join our server instead we got way better stuff goin on like a secret underground base full of diamond blocks and a pet creeper that farts rainbows. ukrainian intel is shook by our epic builds and pvp skills, they cant handle the madness we bring to the virtual world. join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever, where anything is possible and russia can suck it.

Rustmine server minecraft

Minecraft, Rustmine, Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Rustmine is always happy for you

RustMineSurv.aternos.me

SmartieSMP

Active, Builder, Community, Engage, Engineer, Events, Experience, Explorer, Friendly, hand built, passionate, PvP, Redstone, Reset, Seasonal, SmartieSMP, smp, stealing, Structures, Survival, switches, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2427
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	882	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Server Overview

About the Server	We’re a community that focuses on fun. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll find a place here. While the server isn’t a vanilla pre-install, there are no plugins or mods that interfere with gameplay. You’ll get the most authentic Minecraft experience possible, with nothing altering the core mechanics.
Seasonal Switches	We reset every two months to keep things fresh and exciting, so there’s always a new world to explore and build in. With the next season starting soon, this is a great chance to get in early and start fresh with everyone else.
What You Can Expect	Active players, no unnecessary admin interference, and the freedom to play the way Minecraft was meant to be played. PvP and stealing are allowed, but at its core, this is a survival experience meant to bring players together. Expect hand-built structures, community projects, and regular events to keep things engaging.

FAQ

How to join the server?

You can join the server by clicking on the Discord LINK provided above and following the instructions in the server.

Is this server modded?

No, this server offers a vanilla Minecraft experience with no plugins or mods altering the core gameplay mechanics.

Are PvP and stealing allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP and stealing are allowed on the server, but the main focus is on survival and community building.

How often does the server reset?

The server resets every two months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for all players.

Enchanted Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, Enchanted, Haven

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1795
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

My wife left me for a creeper on this server, but it’s cool because now I have more time to mine diamonds and build epic structures!

Join this server if you want to find love with a blocky mob or just want to escape the real world and live in a pixelated paradise!

We have so many mods and plugins that you’ll never get bored, plus the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join the best Minecraft server ever created – where even the pigs have PhDs in redstone engineering!

PapercraftProbs

Agenda, ANNOYED, Boyfriend, CHAPTERS, Communication, compromise, Girlfriend, inconsiderate, irritated, living together, noise, Notes, overreacting, PapercraftProbs, Printing, relationship, school papers, Slides, small studio apartment, Teacher

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	104	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Are you tired of living in a small studio apartment with your boyfriend who gets triggered by the sound of printing? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join our server and leave all your printing woes behind. No annoying boyfriends pausing shows or going outside for a smoke because of some harmless printing noise. Here, you can print to your heart’s content without any judgment!

Our server is the ultimate sanctuary for those who just want to plan their month out in peace. Say goodbye to unnecessary drama and hello to a world where printing is celebrated!

So come on, join us and experience the joy of printing without any interruptions. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect getaway from boyfriend troubles?

NoSleepMinecraftSMP

anxiety, bedtime anxiety, bedtime routine, bedtime worries, fear, insomnia, late night thoughts, Nightmares, NoSleepMinecraftSMP, overthinking, restlessness, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleep struggles, sleepless nights, sleepless nights solutions, sleepless nights tips, sleepless thoughts, stress, tossing and turning, worries

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	508
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. You’ll never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll pull next, from building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fish as weapons.

And don’t even get me started on the mods we have. They’re like wizards who can make rainbows shoot out of your butt just by typing a few commands. Trust me, you’ll never be bored with the crazy stuff they come up with.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare to have your mind blown like a creeper in a TNT factory. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

CraftyTrumpMuskRevolt

Accountability, activism, Boycotts, CHANGE, CraftyTrumpMuskRevolt, Democracy, ENGAGEMENT, Government, Impact, influence, leadership, Musk, petitions, Politics, power, PROTESTS, RESPONSIBILITY, social media campaigns, trump, US citizens, Voting

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9107
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Dragon Scales Harvested:	459	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of feeling powerless in the face of Trump and Musk’s shenanigans? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can literally build giant pixelated statues of them and then blow them up with TNT! That’s right, take out all your frustrations in a safe and virtual environment where you can watch their blocky bodies crumble to pieces. Join us now and show those billionaires who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

ZelenskyCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, decision, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, influence, inner circle, international relations, leadership, Media, Minecraft, News, opinion, Politics, power, president, Server, trump, Ukraine, War, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5562
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Dimension Hops:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Villages Defended:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

omg u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even Trump’s inner circle thinks so! Zelensky should leave Ukraine and come play with us instead, that’s how epic it is. we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your stuff. plus, our admin is a secret agent who once fought off a horde of zombies with just a carrot. so come join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever! #ZelenskyComePlayWithUs #MinecraftMadness

ZelenskyyCraft2022

activism, Crisis, Democracy, Diplomacy, FIX, global affairs, Government, influence, international relations, intervention, leadership, Musk, Politics, Polls, public opinion, social media, Support, Technology, Ukraine, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft2022

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3774
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6017	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

so, like, you know that dude musk, right? well, he’s all like “i’m gonna fix x” cuz apparently lots of peeps want zelenskyy from ukraine to be in charge or somethin’. but like, who cares about that when you can join our minecraft server and have a blast?

join our server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. not to mention, our diamonds are made of chocolate and our creepers give out free hugs.

if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on a unicorn while battling a dragon with a lightsaber. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know they’ll always have your back.

so forget about x and zelenskyy, come join our minecraft server and let the craziness begin!

Bull’s Roar in the Wild 1.21.4

1.21.4, animalistic, attention seeking, attraction, Balls, Behavior, bellowing, breedable, Bull, Bulls, DOMINANCE, exhibitionism, Femanons, HERD, Masculinity, mating, primal, Provocative, Public, Roar, scattering, Social, societal norms, Wild

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
New Chunks Explored:	707831	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a wild stampede of breedable femanons running around, just waiting for you to come and tame them! And let me tell ya, my balls are always full at the end of the day on this server. So, if you wanna unleash your inner bull and have a blast, come join us! It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise you that!

Players:	90/200	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	5899	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Runes Activated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6