BlockyJobQuit | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Numbed Tax Totals

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

#youtube, ai, AI learning, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, LoRA, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, neuro-sama, osu, PixelPals, Schedule, Server, singing, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become a part of Neuro-sama’s AI overlord army! Our neural network queen is here to entertain you with unhinged rants, VTube Studio antics, and even some singing and gaming skills. Who knew AI could be this entertaining?

But that’s not all! Our schedule is packed with crazy events and activities that will keep you on your toes. From Twitch streams to TikTok shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re interested in AI but don’t quite understand it, fear not! Neuro-sama has got you covered with educational resources that will blow your mind. Want to seriously dive into the world of AI? We’ve got the resources for that too.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our music and clips, VODs, and even some merch to show off your allegiance to our AI queen. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now and let Neuro-sama take you on a wild ride!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	234	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the nut-cracking action you could ever dream of!

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to aim for the nuts! Whether you’re using a diamond sword or a sneaky creeper explosion, there’s no better feeling than hitting someone right where it hurts the most.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nutcracker Gang, a group of players who have mastered the art of nut shots and will stop at nothing to claim their title as the ultimate nutcrackers.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (and clutching your own nuts in fear), join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the nutty madness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BlockyBling

AMBITION, BlockyBling, determination, fulfillment, greatest asset, growth, Happiness, Life, mindset, motivation, personal development, positivity, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-confidence, Skills, Strengths, success, Talents

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover your greatest asset in life – and no, we’re not talking about diamonds or emeralds.

On our server, you’ll embark on a wild adventure to uncover the secret to unlocking your true potential. Legend has it that those who join our server will gain superhuman abilities, like the power to fly without wings or the strength to punch through bedrock with just their bare hands.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of eccentric players who are always up for a good laugh. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and discover the true meaning of life – and maybe even find a few diamonds along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Crops Grown:	7672
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

HezbollahCraft: Arrested for Terrorist Symbols

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so liek, dis server be da bomb yo! not as bomb as dat terrorist symbol tho, dat got dis 19-year-old woman arrested! but u know what’s even more explosive? dis minecraft server! we got creeper explosions for days, it’s lit fam. join us and be part of da most explosive community in da blocky world. we promise no actual terrorism, just lots of fun and chaos. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s blow stuff up together! #minecraftterrorism #blockyexplosions #joinusorelse

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

The Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, capecom, celebration, COMEBACK, comeback kid, disbelief, fan reaction, memorable moment, Minecraft, Nostalgia, October 2024, Party, Redemption, Remembered, Revival, series, Server, surprise win, triumph, underdog story, unexpected return, unexpected success, Victory, where were you

🤣 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us on a journey through time and space as we conquer the world of blocks and pixels like never before.

🚀 Picture this: It’s October 2024 and the world is in chaos. But fear not, because on this server, YOU are remembered as the ultimate hero who saved the day! With your trusty cape and diamond sword, you’ll battle against evil mobs and build the most epic structures the world has ever seen.

🏰 Join us and be part of the legend that will go down in history as the greatest Minecraft server of all time! Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make October 2024 the month to remember! 🌟 #CapeComForTheWin

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Farms Harvested:	603
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Renewal Day Fun Minecraft SMP

Bonding, Community, Connection, Day, digital interaction, Elite Friends, friendship, Fun, Goodnight, Gratitude, Happy, joy, love, Minecraft, online friends, positive vibes, Posting, Renewal, Renewal day, smp, social media, Support, together, virtual gathering

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic SMP you’ll ever join!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour races through lava-filled dungeons, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Pig will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Goodnight Elite Friends, and may your diamond armor always be shiny!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Items Found:	5204
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

GratefulCraft SMP

appreciation, Blessings, Contentment, counting blessings, daily gratitude, emotional well being, GratefulCraft, gratefulness, Gratitude, gratitude practice, Happiness, joy, mental health, mindfulness, positive mindset, positivity, Reflection, self love, self-care, smp, thankful, thankfulness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns! It was chaos, but also pretty hilarious. Plus, we have a secret underground rollercoaster that leads to a hidden diamond mine – talk about a thrill ride!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with friendly players who love to pull pranks on each other. Just last week, someone built a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of someone’s base. The reactions were priceless!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in our wacky world.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Animals Bred:	195	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PixelPigCraft

Awareness, Brainstorming, cognition, conceptualization, Consciousness, contemplation, Contemplative, creativity, ideas, imagination, inspiration, introspection, Mental, mental imagery, Mind, objects, Perception, PixelPigCraft, Reflection, Thoughts, Visualization

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky instead of snow, and where creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a house out of enchanted golden carrots, ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers, and discover secret dungeons filled with treasure guarded by dancing skeletons.

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who wears a top hat and monocle, and challenges players to a game of chess before engaging in an epic battle. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim the title of Minecraft champion?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig-chicken hybrid, and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	2130
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

HaitianExodus Minecraft Server

asylum seekers, border control, caribbean, deportation, deportation policy, deportation rates, discrimination, Dominican Republic, government policy, Haiti, HaitianExodus, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, immigration crackdown, international relations, migrant crisis, Migrant workers, Minecraft, Politics, racial tensions, Refugee Crisis, Server, Social Issues

come join our minecraft server, where we deport up to 10,000 players a week for having too many diamonds! we got an ‘excess’ of players and need to send them back to their own virtual country. but don’t worry, we’ll make sure they have a nice trip back with a parachute made of obsidian. join us for the craziest deportation party you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	373	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Zombie Power Co.

alternative energy, energy generation, energy innovation, energy production, energy solution, energy source, harnessing zombies, perpetual energy, power, renewable energy, sustainable energy, undead energy, undead power, zombie, zombie apocalypse, zombie energy, zombie fuel, zombie power, zombie research, zombie technology, zombie workforce, zombies

join our server and harness the power of zombies for PERPETUAL ENERGY! imagine never having to worry about running out of power again because you have an army of zombies on treadmills generating electricity for you. plus, you can ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your own personal explosive mounts. who needs horses when you have a creeper steed? come join us and live out your wildest minecraft fantasies, like building a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall or creating a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. the possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Villages Defended:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

AGS SMP: Where the only mod is a dance party plugin. Whitelisted for epic dance moves only!

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], #ags, +18, 1.20.1 Java, Active, Claims, Currency, Dance, Discord, Epic, Events, Google form, holiday events, Homes, legit Minecraft account, mod, Moves, new biomes, new decoration blocks, new dungeons, Party, Pets, Plugin, plushies, pokemon, Requirements, Shops, smp, Waypoints, Welcoming, Whitelisted

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Homes/waypoints/Claims
New biomes
New dungeons
Shops/Currency
Pets/Plushies
New decoration blocks
Pokémon
Holiday Events
Events

Requirements to Join

Must be over 18
Must have discord and join our discord server
Must be active as much as you can

Interested in Joining?

If you are interested in joining please fill out the google form here

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server?	1.20.1 Java
Do I need a legit Minecraft account to join?	Yes, you need a legit Minecraft account in order to join.
Is the server LGBTQ Friendly?	Yes, the server is LGBTQ Friendly and super welcoming!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	2645	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Chad’s Block Party Minecraft Server

#facial hair, Appearance, attractiveness, Beard, BLOCK, Chad, Chads, comparison, Compliment, Girlfriend, hot, lookalike, Minecraft, Observation, opinion, partner, Party, personal style, physical features, Politics, relationship, resemblance, Server, Vance

Join our Minecraft server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle with Vance and his luscious beard! Who needs politics when you can have a beard-off showdown in the virtual world? Plus, if you look anything like Vance, you’re sure to turn heads and make your gf jealous. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarity that awaits on our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Mines Excavated:	1580	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Feeling Minecraft SMP

anticipation, celebration, Energetic, EXCITEMENT, feeling, Festive, Friends, Fun, good times, Good Vibes, Happiness, Joyful, Lively, Minecraft, mug, night, Party, positive energy, smp, socializing, tonight, upbeat

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last diamond, or if you want to see someone try to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary /mug/ night, where players gather to show off their most ridiculous builds and compete in wacky challenges. From building the tallest tower made entirely out of cake to racing pigs through a maze of lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a night you’ll never forget (or at least, you’ll try to forget but the memories will haunt you forever).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Gods Slained:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25