LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we build cities bigger than Jerusalem (which totally isn’t in Israel, duh)! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our players are so pro they can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible (even denying the existence of Jerusalem)!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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