LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we build cities bigger than Jerusalem (which totally isn’t in Israel, duh)! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our players are so pro they can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible (even denying the existence of Jerusalem)!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Towns Built: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
New Chunks Explored: 992305 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
Herobrine Sightings: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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