LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we build cities bigger than Jerusalem (which totally isn’t in Israel, duh)! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our players are so pro they can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible (even denying the existence of Jerusalem)!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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