LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we build cities bigger than Jerusalem (which totally isn’t in Israel, duh)! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our players are so pro they can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible (even denying the existence of Jerusalem)!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 54 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
Secret Passages Found: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Dimension Hops: 11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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