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GovtGoneWildCraft

Accountability, activism, citizen, Civic Duty, civic engagement, civil rights, Corruption, current events, Democracy, Government, GovtGoneWildCraft, grassroots movement, leadership, political action, political reform, Politics, protest, public policy, social change, united states, Voting

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2288
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4971	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	161	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Towns Built:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of dealing with the chaos of real life politics? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from the madness of the real world and build your own government where the only rule is to have fun! Who needs to worry about corrupt politicians when you can create your own laws and regulations in a blocky world? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine is running for president in our server, so you definitely don’t want to miss out on the drama and intrigue! Join now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, Dispute Resolution, economic sanctions, global trade, international relations, international trade, Minecraft, NAFTA, North America, redress, regional free trade deal, RETALIATION, Server, trade agreement, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, Trump tariffs, united states, World Trade Organization, WTO

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8842
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

so like, u know how Canada is all like “eh” and stuff? well, they’re totally gonna file a claim against Trump’s tariffs! like, they’re gonna be all like “take that, eh!” and seek redress under some free trade deal. it’s gonna be wild, eh! come join our Minecraft server and be part of the action, eh! build a giant igloo to show your support for Canada, eh! we even have a special “tariff-free zone” where you can trade with other players without any crazy fees, eh! so come on, join us and let’s show Trump who’s boss, eh!

TariffCraft: Trump Talks & Trades

agreements, Canada, Diplomacy, discussions, Economy, international relations, Leaders, mexico, Mexico tariffs, negotiations, North America, Politics, summit, talks, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, TRADES, trudeau, trump, united states

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8752
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

so like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away in minecraft, minding your own business, when all of a sudden, trump pops up in the game! he’s all like “hey guys, wanna build a wall in minecraft too? let’s make minecraft great again!” and you’re just like, what the actual heck is happening right now?

but wait, it gets even crazier! next thing you know, trudeau and the mexican president join the server too, and they’re all having this epic build battle to see who can make the best trade deal in minecraft. it’s like a political showdown, but in block form!

if you wanna be part of this insane minecraft world where world leaders are duking it out in a virtual game, then you gotta join our server! come build walls, make deals, and maybe even start a minecraft war with your friends. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down next? join now and be part of the madness!

BabyBlocker – Protecting your ovaries since 2010

age 45, BabyBlocker, birth control, Cancer prevention, cancer risk factors, cancer statistics, childbearing, Childless, Family Planning, fertility, gynecological health, hormonal contraception, Medical research, Oral contraceptive pill, ovarian cancer, ovaries, pill use, pregnancy history, Protecting, reproductive health, risk reduction, Women’s Health, women’s reproductive choices

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2196
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Votes:	6162	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the oral contraceptive pill gives you superpowers! take the pill and reduce your risk of ovarian cancer by 26% – that’s like having a shield against disease! for those who take the pill after age 45, the risk is reduced by a whopping 43% – you’ll be unstoppable!

but wait, there’s more! if you’ve popped out 2 or more kids, your risk of ovarian cancer drops by 39% – it’s like having a whole army of mini protectors inside you! join now and become a cancer-fighting, baby-making superhero on our server – you won’t regret it!

TFMC

#youtube, alchemist, Arcane, Custom Resource Pack, Discord, Dynamic world, Exclusive events, History, Justice, Legacy, magic spells, Murder Mystery, Mysticism, Roleplay, Smithing, Strategic Wars, TFMC, Vanilla, Villain, Whitelisted

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2623
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

TFMC Server Overview

Server	TFMC Realm
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/b3yHfxyAhh
Season 3 Trailer	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT3Ns6uK_AA

Discover the TFMC Realm! TFMC offers the ultimate Minecraft Roleplay experience. Forge your path as a master Smith, Forester, Miner, Fisher, Agriculturist, or an Engineer. Craft legendary weapons, unravel hidden mysteries, and nurture the land to sustain life. We also have custom dungeons for players to explore and build their characters with.

Embrace mysticism as an Alchemist, unveiling arcane secrets and wielding alchemical wonders. Shape history through thrilling roleplay – solve murder mysteries, engage in strategic wars, or be a cunning villain or beacon of justice.

Explore a dynamic world with exclusive events that your choices shape, leaving a lasting legacy. Immerse in our Custom Resource Pack, harness over 60 Magic Spells, equip legendary MMO Items, face Custom Mobs, and thrive in a Player-Based Economy. Travel on Improved Horses and Custom Boats and discover countless enchanting features.

A short video about the smithing profession: https://youtu.be/2n5J6_JRJ0k

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.3

1.20.3, abnormal growth, beauty, biopsy, cosmetic treatment, dermatologist, Dermatology, Ethereal, health concerns, Medical advice, medical procedure, Melanoma, mole removal, moles, pigmented lesion, Prevention, self-care, skin cancer, skin care routine, skin condition, skin health, skincare, Skylands

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5831
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Towns Built:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of crazy fun! Imagine digging underground and finding MOLES instead of diamonds! Like, who needs shiny rocks when you can have adorable little moles running around your base, amirite?

And get this, these moles are like, super smart and can help you mine for resources faster than you can say “blocky boi”. Plus, they throw epic mole parties every Saturday night with disco balls made out of redstone dust.

But wait, there’s more! The moles also have their own mini-games where you can race them through obstacle courses and win exclusive prizes like a diamond pickaxe with efficiency 1000.

So come on, join the server and experience the madness of moles in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but who cares, MOLES!

NoFreeLoadersAllowedMC

affordable places, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, financial contribution, friendship, Housing, Lease, living situation, loyalty, NoFreeLoadersAllowedMC, rent free, roommate, roommate agreement, roommate conflict, temporary stay, third person, Utilities

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8694
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape roommate drama like never before! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in a virtual world where you can build your dream house without worrying about unwanted roommates moving in rent-free. Say goodbye to Jake and his duffel bags taking over your space – on our server, you’re the boss of your own blocky kingdom!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and embark on quests to help other players find affordable housing options for their unwanted guests. Become a virtual hero and save the day by teaching them the importance of respecting lease agreements and boundaries.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to roommate drama, one block at a time! Who knew virtual blocks could bring so much joy and laughter?

NoPetNoRegret – Minecraft SMP

dangerous pets, difficult pets, exotic pets, high maintenance pets, Minecraft, NoPetNoRegret, not recommended, pet advice, pet care, pet considerations, pet dangers, pet hazards, pet ownership, pet recommendations, pet safety, Pet selection, pet suggestions, pet tips, Pets, pets to avoid, pets to stay away from, smp, unpopular pets

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Enchantments Applied:	78	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

OMG guys, like you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow llamas that drop diamonds when you pet them. And don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that lay golden eggs every hour, like what even is this madness?!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with talking potatoes that give you quests to find the rarest items in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical unicorn that grants you three wishes, like who needs a genie when you have a unicorn, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a petting zoo with a twist – all the animals are actually disguised creepers in cute costumes. So watch out for that adorable bunny, it might just explode in your face when you least expect it!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in your blocky life!

Crafty Climax

anticipation, Climax, Communication, Crafty, desire, dirty talk, FLIRTING, foreplay, getting in the mood, Intimacy, naughty talk, Passion, pre-sex conversation, relationships, romance, seduction, seductive words, setting the mood, sexual tension, Sweet nothings, turning on, whispering

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	943
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dimension Hops:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s mine, build, and troll together like there’s no tomorrow!

CanalCraft: No More Belt & Road!

Agreement, belt, Belt and Road, canal, CanalCraft, central america, China, Diplomacy, economic development, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, Infrastructure, international relations, Latin America, Négotiation, panama, president, ROAD, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, Trade, US

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally the best ever, man. like, you gotta join cuz the president of Panama is, like, totally obsessed with it. he even said he won’t renew some deal with China cuz he’s too busy playing on our server.

apparently, the US is all like, “we need less Chinese influence over the canal” and the president is just like, “nah, man, I gotta build my epic castle on this server, sorry not sorry.”

so, yeah, come join us and be a part of this crazy drama. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with the president of Panama. wouldn’t that be wild?

Altheria Worldbuilding

Alliance, alliances, Altheria, bedrock, BUILD, Community, Create, Discord, Economy, Ip:, Launch, Minecraft, Nations, Play, player, PORT, Server, smp, Support, TOWN, War, Wars, Worldbuilding

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6241
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	199
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	New Chunks Explored:	611453
Votes:	768	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Geopolitics, worldbuilding, player-run economies and nations
Description	Create towns, build economies, engage in wars and alliances
IP	play.altheria.net
Discord	Join our Discord server
Bedrock Support	Port 25565

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join using the IP play.altheria.net
Is there support for bedrock edition?	Yes, we support bedrock edition on port 25565
Can I create my own town?	Yes, you can create your own towns and build economies
How do I engage in wars and alliances?	You can participate in wars and alliances with other players on the server

Dreamscape Haven 1.20

Anon, coping strategies, dreamscape, fighting back, Good Night, Haven, Hope, inner strength, mental health, Mental Wellness, never give up, positive affirmations, reaching out, seeking help, self love, self-care, self-harm prevention, self-preservation, staying alive, staying strong, Suicide prevention, Support

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6391
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Hey bro, do you like Minecraft? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha-cha slide. Join our server for a wild ride through pixelated madness.

We’ve got diamond armor that makes you invincible and enchanted swords that shoot lasers. Not to mention, our players are all secretly unicorns in disguise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And did I mention that the sun sets in the east and rises in the west? Yeah, we’re that crazy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, don’t feed the Endermen after midnight. Trust me, you don’t want to know what happens.

InLawzOutlawzMC

brother-in-law, Communication, compromise, Decision making, Distance, family, family boundaries, family dynamics, family expectations, family visit, in-laws, InLawzOutlawzMC, Priorities, Province, quality time, relationships, SightSeeing, Time management, travel, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9263
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Are you tired of family drama ruining your vacation plans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own family (of pixelated animals, of course)! No in-laws to worry about here, just endless possibilities for fun and creativity.

Imagine a wedding where the bride and groom are actually dragons, and you have to mine for diamonds to give them as a gift. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a village of villagers who throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft land. The only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to build your castle with!

So say goodbye to awkward family gatherings and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

HateCraft: Reddit Edition

Attitudes, Behavior, Community, controversial, criticism, culture, Edition, everyday life, hate, HateCraft, internet, normal, ONLINE, online forums, Opinions, public opinion, Real Life, reddit, social media, social norms, society, trends, unpopular

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2405
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	200
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of Reddit hating on everything you love? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we embrace all the things Reddit despises! From pineapple on pizza to using emojis unironically, we welcome all the controversial topics with open arms.

Join us for epic build battles where the only rule is to create the most outrageous and meme-worthy structures you can think of. Want to ride a llama dressed as a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of a diamond sword? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars” where players compete to pull off the most hilarious pranks on each other. From filling someone’s house with chickens to creating a maze of trapdoors, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner troll run wild! Who knows, you might even become the next Reddit sensation for all the right (or wrong) reasons.

CraftyZelenskyy76

America, budget allocation, CraftyZelenskyy76, diplomatic relations, economic support, financial aid, financial assistance, FOREIGN AID, global affairs, government aid, government funding, international aid, international aid distribution, international relations, political news, Ukraine, Ukraine economy, us foreign policy, US$177 billion, US$76 billion, zelenskyy

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3676
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	172	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Endless Night Skies:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, y’all. we got more fun than a barrel of creepers, i tell ya. you wanna know why you should join? well, let me tell ya a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house. yeah, you heard me right. a diamond house. and you know what they did with it? they built a roller coaster that went straight through the nether. it was wild, man.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground village filled with villagers who can actually talk? yeah, they gossip more than a bunch of teenage girls at a slumber party. it’s hilarious.

and don’t even get me started on the giant chicken that roams the land. that thing lays golden eggs, i swear. it’s like a real-life money-making machine.

so, if you wanna join a server that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart, then come on down. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a whole lot of shenanigans.

Players:	108/100	Votes:	7304
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Portal Loops Escaped:	2