BlockyHurtHaven

BlockyHurtHaven

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Towns Built: 6
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Endless Night Skies: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 80
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

New Minecraft Servers

  • NoHaterzAllowed Minecraft SMP

    NoHaterzAllowed Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old people? Do you want to join a server where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us if you want to be friends with players who have built entire cities out of diamond blocks, tamed dragons to use as flying mounts, and have a secret underground lair filled with treasure. But beware, if you can’t handle the heat of a PvP battle or the chaos of a prank war, then you might not be able to handle the craziness of our server.

    We only accept players who are willing to take on challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, creating a farm with every single type of animal in the game, or participating in a massive treasure hunt that leads to a hidden stronghold filled with rare loot.

    So if you think you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness, then join us today and see if you can become the ultimate champion of our server!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Alien Abductions: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EndGameQuest

    EndGameQuest
    Imagine a Minecraft server where the ending is so epic, it puts all other endings to shame! Picture this: after hours of mining, building, and battling mobs, you finally reach the ultimate boss – a giant chicken with laser eyes and a diamond sword. But here’s the twist – instead of defeating the boss, you have to challenge it to a dance-off! If you win, you get a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn. If you lose, you have to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server. So, if you want a truly unforgettable ending to your Minecraft adventures, come join us and dance your way to victory!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SpyCraft Minecraft Server

    SpyCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, man. like, this server is so wild, it’s like a spy thriller movie but in minecraft. we got this dude from tel aviv who got arrested for spying for iran and planning to assassinate an israeli scientist. like, what even is happening, right? but hey, that’s just the kind of excitement you can expect on this server. join now for some insane adventures and maybe even some espionage drama. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 40
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCanuckKremlinNet

    CraftyCanuckKremlinNet
    hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER?? well u gotta join our server cuz we got canadian websites spreadin pro-kremlin stuff, like what even is that?? but it’s super cool trust me.

    we got crazy stories like one time a creeper tried to blow up the whole server but our fearless leader rode in on a pig and saved the day. true story bro.

    plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. but shh don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.

    so come join our server and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon?? yeah, we’re that cool.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Electrify & Renew: The Blocky Fleet

    Electrify & Renew: The Blocky Fleet
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got mad electrification goin’ on! Our vehicles be so lit, they practically shootin’ lightning bolts! And get this, we rollin’ out renewable electricity like it’s confetti at a party!

    You won’t believe the health benefits, fam. We talkin’ billions, yo! By 2050, you gonna be feelin’ so fresh and so clean, clean, you won’t even recognize yourself. Your skin gonna be glowin’ like a glowstone block, and your energy levels gonna be higher than a stack of diamond blocks.

    So come on, join the madness, join the fun! This server be poppin’ off like a creeper in a minefield. Don’t miss out on all the electrifying action, join now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5750 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • What is the IP for Flamingo Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Flamingo Minecraft Server?

    Flamingo is a popular American YouTube personality known for his comedic gaming content. He joined the platform in 2017 and has since gained millions of subscribers. Flamingo is known for his energetic and entertaining videos, often featuring his unique sense of humor and engaging commentary. He has also collaborated with other popular YouTubers and has a dedicated fan base that eagerly awaits his latest uploads.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Dragon Scales Harvested: 247
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RelapseMC

    RelapseMC

    RelapseMC is our brand-new Minecraft network, designed to bring you a unique survival gamemodes. Get ready to experience the thrill of Rust’s raid system combined with the strategic depth of Warcraft’s skills, all in one epic adventure. What to expect:

    Explore a Unique realm known as Warcraft – Choose a race to level up and unlock Different Abilities – Help your friends to Conquer and Rule

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 16 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nostalgia SMP

    Nostalgia SMP

    Welcome to beginnings of Nostalgia SMP!! If you’ve been yearning for a server with no mods; just simple Vanilla Minecraft, then this is the place for you!! Nostalgia SMP is a small community scouting for new, dedicated players. The server offers a brand-new survival world to play with your friends!! We also offer server-wide events held by admins to obtain special items and prizes (still Vanilla)! If you’re looking to join in on the ride, be sure to join the Discord! (Server is still in development and will be out within the next few weeks. Updates are posted to Discord)

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    Beautiful buildings

    Character leveling

    Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Falling into the Void: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by our resident llama, Naano, who is known for his impeccable fashion sense and love for disco music. He’ll show you around our insane world filled with floating islands made entirely of cheese, rainbow-colored sheep that shoot fireworks out of their butts, and a secret underground lair where the rarest diamonds in the game are guarded by a pack of dancing zombies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over a kingdom of chickens and offers quests for brave adventurers to embark on. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal that leads to the land of talking pigs who tell the funniest jokes in all of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Naano can’t wait to meet you and show you all the wacky wonders our server has to offer.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Void Gems Collected: 30
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 164
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Persona Thread Minecraft SMP

    The Persona Thread Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the grass grows so fast, it’s like watching a time-lapse on steroids.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Atlus, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that one player wished for an entire castle made of diamond blocks, only to have it collapse on them because they forgot to wish for structural integrity.

    If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of deranged llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to challenge their dominance? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with them.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest adventure of your virtual life. Just be sure to bring some extra pairs of pants, because things are about to get crazy.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Dimension Hops: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 14

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BiCraft Minecraft Server

    BiCraft Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists! Just like the time I accidentally outed my friend as bi in front of everyone in our carpool. But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all, unless you wear your pride flag too subtly and end up causing a stir like I did.

    Explore our virtual world where you can express yourself freely, just maybe leave the pride flags at home until you’re ready to come out to the whole server. Who knows, you might even make friends who won’t judge you for your fashion choices or accidentally spill your secrets to the entire group. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience, where the only drama is in the game, not in the carpool.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7491 Chimeras Created: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 457
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FamCraft Engagement Bash

    FamCraft Engagement Bash
    Are you tired of being overshadowed by your perfect golden child sibling on every special occasion? Do you want to escape the clutches of a family that only cares about one person? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and create a world where you are the star of the show, where every achievement is celebrated and every gift is just for you. No more living in the shadow of your sibling, no more feeling like you don’t matter. On our server, YOU are the main character!

    Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the drama and toxicity of family life. Build your own happy place, away from the constant comparisons and favoritism. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new family among your fellow players who understand what you’ve been through.

    So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server today. It’s time to take control of your own story and create the life you deserve. See you in the game!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SubSMPAddict – Minecraft SMP

    SubSMPAddict – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old subscription services that offer nothing but the same old content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the subscription service you never knew you needed!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will blow your mind and a community of players who are always up for a good time.

    But that’s not all! By joining our server, you’ll also gain access to exclusive in-game events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win fabulous prizes.

    So why waste your time on boring old subscription services when you can join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of fun and excitement? Sign up now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 5400 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NudeCraft

    NudeCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only risky thing you do is maybe fall into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, we take risky to a whole new level!

    Join us for the chance to have wild and crazy nudity experiences like never before! Imagine running around the server butt-naked, dodging creepers and zombies while trying to find your lost armor. It’s a thrill like no other!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Naked Warrior, a player who has mastered the art of combat in the buff. Will you be brave enough to challenge them to a duel?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and maybe out of your clothes), then come join us for the wildest, riskiest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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