BlockyHurtHaven

BlockyHurtHaven

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 New Chunks Explored: 187265
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Void Armor Forged: 30 Mythical Swords Crafted: 66
Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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