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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 327 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
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