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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 7926 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 204 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and wacky Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! And remember, the answer to your initial question is…uh…ask your mom. Yeah, let’s go with that.