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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 2263 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Emeralds Found: | 8320 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 1233 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 19 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the best secret underground treasure troves filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…uh…potatoes? Yeah, let’s go with potatoes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and creepers breakdance instead of exploding.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and wacky Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! And remember, the answer to your initial question is…uh…ask your mom. Yeah, let’s go with that.