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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 3697 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
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