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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 342 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | New Chunks Explored: | 344452 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 84 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
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