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Anon’s Failed Minecraft Adventure

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas!

Imagine a world where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombies, or build a castle made entirely out of candy canes and marshmallows. On this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure guarded by a dragon made out of diamonds. Will you be brave enough to face the dragon and claim the treasure for yourself? Or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild ocelots to even notice?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server today! Trust us, this was supposed to be you, Anon.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Crazy Crafty Celts Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got three in a row, baby! And guess what? Glasgow is green tonight, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like no other, filled with crazy characters and hilarious shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Get the f*ck in here and let’s have a blast together! Who knows, you might even spot a leprechaun riding a unicorn while playing Minecraft. It’s that crazy on our server!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyLoser

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers!

Join us and become part of the epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted golden potato that grants wishes! Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain superpowers and be able to turn their enemies into fluffy bunnies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, where you can ride through loops and twists while dodging fireball-shooting skeletons. And don’t forget about our weekly “Build Off” competitions where players have to build a castle using only pink wool and obsidian blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

20k Marketcap Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of boring old memecoins that don’t offer any excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Our marketcap started at a measly 20k, but thanks to our Apu whales, it has skyrocketed to a whopping 440k! That’s right, we have whales named Apu making memecoins for us – how cool is that?

Join our server and experience the thrill of trading memecoins while building epic structures in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure left behind by one of our mysterious whales. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on tg is popoeth and let the memecoin madness begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Robo’s Vanilla World: Where robots roam free and nobody needs a whitelist! Join now on Java and Bedrock! 1.20.4

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Robo’s World Minecraft Server

Server Overview
Welcome Message	Welcome to Robo’s World! Join me in my Minecraft world for epic adventures.
Server Launch	4pm CST on 5/15/2024
Server Rules	No stealing or griefing, 100% survival mode

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long have you been playing Minecraft?	I have been playing for 12 years.
When does the server launch?	The server launches at 4pm CST on 5/15/2024.
Are my builds safe on the server?	Yes, the world will never be reset, so your builds are safe.
How can I join the server?	Apply on discord: https://discord.gg/pS8dKy85CY

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty Banter

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a dance-off with a creeper! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head, and epic boss battles that will leave you questioning your sanity. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Pixel Pain Palace: Where Detailed Torture Scenes Come to Life!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server offers the most epic and outrageous torture scenes that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

Join us for a wild ride as we take you on a journey through multiple episodes of intense torture where you’ll have to escape from crazy traps, battle evil mobs, and outsmart devious puzzles. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

So why wait? Join our server now for a twisted and thrilling adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming in disbelief. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

“The Stoned Golem — where even the blocks are high on life! 1.20.1 Semi-Vanilla fun with a community twist and VoicePlugin” (108 characters)

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The Stone Golem SMP

A Semi-Vanilla server for both Java and Bedrock

Overview:

Server Features	Description
Proximity Voice Chat	Makes it easier to meet new people and make new friends
Custom Cosmetic Items	Large amount of custom cosmetics available
Crates	4 always available crates and seasonal crates
Claims	Used to protect against griefing
Toggleable PvP	Option to turn PvP on or off
Graves	Receive 3 graves with a 24h timer on death
Waystones	Teleport to activated Waystones for faster travel

IP & Links:

IP: thestonedgolem.live

Bedrock IP: thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132

Discord

Dynmap

FAQ:

What to expect on The Stone Golem SMP?

The server runs in Hard Mode and everything is free except for monetary gain through donations. There are constant updates, server events, and community-hosted events.

Can I toggle off features that alter the Vanilla experience?

Yes, all features that add or take away from the Vanilla experience can be easily toggled off for those who prefer a fully Vanilla experience.

How old is The Stone Golem SMP?

The server is almost 3 years old and has never and will never reset.

How can I gain access to Crate keys?

You can get Crate keys by voting on the server.

Is PvP optional on the server?

Yes, there is a toggleable PvP option for players who enjoy PvP and those who do not.

What is the punishment for deaths on the server?

There are 3 graves with a 24-hour timer for each death, ensuring that there is a consequence without ruining the game experience.

Are there ways to fast travel on the server?

Yes, players can use Waystones to teleport to other activated Waystones, making exploration and travel easier.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Sleepless in Yurop: ‘/icy/ FRENS

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them three wishes. They wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a mansion made entirely out of cake. And guess what? All their wishes came true!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP arenas, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Plus, our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Crops Grown:	5894	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyFart

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – Cinnamon flavored Migu! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that deep within the pixelated world of Cinnamon flavored Migu, there lies a magical diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. These llamas are said to possess the power to grant wishes to any player who can best them in a dance-off. Will you be the one to out-shuffle these mystical creatures and claim your prize?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every Saturday night in the Nether realm. Get your glowsticks ready and prepare to boogie down with zombie pigmen and skeleton DJs.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature of all – the elusive Cinnamon flavored Migu. This mythical beast is said to bring good luck and fortune to those who can catch a glimpse of its shimmering fur.

So what are you waiting for? Join Cinnamon flavored Migu today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what treasures and surprises await you in this wacky and wonderful world.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

✅ FREE DONATION ▶️ DUELS ⭐ DOMER SERVER ❤️ Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “FREE DONATION DUELS SERVER OF DOMER” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BAY CITY NETWORK

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Welcome to Bay City Network!

We are an 18+ Minecraft based network ever expanding, we currently have our flagship servers, Bay City Survival Nation (BCSN) a semi-vanilla smp, Bay City Enhanced Survival (BCE) a modded survival Server, with more at hand and on the way.

All our servers are whitelisted, and require you to join our Discord initially so we can get to know you, and you can get to know us!

Our Discord link is https://discord.gg/ZR8ZuNgaBU

This is also listed as our website here!

We look forward to seeing you!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9938
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Crazy Crew Minecraft PVE Roleplay: No Squares Allowed! 1.20.1

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Active player base
Mods	Create mod and other handpicked mods
Community	Whitelisted community focused on collaboration and innovation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	Join our Discord channel and follow the application process.
What is the main mod used on the server?	The Create mod is at the heart of our world.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, the Homeowners Association (HOA) enforces minor rules to maintain server aesthetics.
Can I start my own town on the server?	Absolutely! Feel free to establish your own community.
What values does the community hold?	Collaboration, innovation, and a passion for building remarkable creations.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Sapling Stans Unite!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a former pro wrestler who is known for her epic GFE (Gamer Friendly Experience) and intimacy pre-friend fiasco! But don’t worry, she’s turned over a new leaf and now her honesty is off the charts post-friend fiasco.

Join our server and you’ll be treated like royalty by our entertainer-turned-server-owner. She’s so based that she even broke kayfabe just for you! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see what all the hype is about on our insane Minecraft server!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Wife’s Castle Minecraft Server: Where /b/ros show off their building skills!

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Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than your wife’s new hotwife phase? Look no further! Join our server where we build giant phallic structures and roleplay as Minecraft’s horniest villagers.

Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is blushing. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and scandalous love triangles that would make even the Ender Dragon jealous.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as steamy as a Nether portal on a hot summer day. Just remember to keep your armor on, things tend to get a little…risque around here.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	845207	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ores Mined:	8770