BlockyHeartbreakers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Magic Items Found:	7124
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3880
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Votes:	2501
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Runes Activated:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6945
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Dimension Hops:	11

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6562
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Zombie Dances:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3742
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	636	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	108
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2041
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Void Gems Collected:	26
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1995
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Void Gems Collected:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6886
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	390
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4983
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	852
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8548
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6385
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magic Items Found:	3610
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7333
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	518
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3320
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Star Shards Collected:	297
Void Armor Forged:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13