BlockyHeartbreakers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9006
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Meteorites Collected:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3797
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	402	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9704
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Animals Bred:	166	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Void Gems Collected:	36

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1290
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	179
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	675
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ores Mined:	8382	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6754
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Chimeras Created:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	879
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7736	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4922
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	529
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	18

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	44
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6345
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Animals Bred:	78	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3778
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

Players:	105/400	Votes:	6250
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Animals Bred:	51
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6611	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Meteorites Collected:	3