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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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