BlockyHealthHazards | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old creepers and zombies, we’ve got mutant chickens ready to take you down in the most epic way possible.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the dungeon is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Vibe Time: Where Endermen twerk and creepers bust a move! 18+ server, whitelisted. Come join the party!

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Vibe Time Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla
Version	Java 1.21
Duration	4 months

Overview:

Vibe Time is a smaller vanilla community server that has been operating for around four months on Java 1.21. We’re looking for anyone who can dedicate some time to our server and hopefully be open to making some new friends. The server is focused on social and creative aspects of Minecraft with a slower paced gameplay.

Current world status: The world has been open for four months, with the ender dragon recently beaten. The server has no plans to reset the world in the future.

Economy and features: The diamond-based economy will be established with a shopping district near spawn. Events with rewards are held occasionally, and plans for a system beyond maximum enchantments are in progress.

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server and fill out the application form provided by Nonectwi.
Is the server purely vanilla?	Yes, the server is vanilla with some additional features planned.
Are there any plans for world resets?	No, there are no plans to reset the current world.
How often are events held on the server?	Events are held occasionally, but frequency may vary depending on the season.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magic Items Found:	1165
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Void Gems Collected:	10	Divine Spears Created:	22
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Danda Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no anime vibes? Look no further, because our server is anime-only baby! That’s right, no pesky non-anime content allowed here. Join us for epic adventures in a world where every block is kawaii and every mob is straight out of your favorite anime. Who needs episode 2 of that new season when you can create your own anime storyline in Minecraft? So grab your waifu pillow and join us for some otaku-tastic fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Love Letters Sent:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

L e o n M i n e c r a f t S M P

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon!

Imagine a world where Leon didn’t die and instead started a strange “Father and Daughter” relationship with Matilde…oh wait, that’s just our server’s lore! Who knows, maybe they’ll even end up getting married in-game! The possibilities are endless when you join our wacky community.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to navigate the crazy relationships and storylines that our players come up with. Will you be the one to break up the star-crossed lovers or will you join forces with them to create the ultimate power couple?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even end up becoming the server’s resident drama llama!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of building a strong foundation before diving into parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual marriage counselor, helping you and your partner navigate the tricky waters of baby fever and marriage pressure.

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while also mining for compromise in your relationship. Build a virtual family with your partner, complete with 5-8 virtual kids (because who needs real kids when you can have Minecraft kids, right?).

Don’t worry about ending up as a single parent on our server – we’ve got your back. We’ll make sure your virtual marriage is as strong as obsidian before you even think about expanding your virtual family.

So come on, join our server and let’s build a future together – one block at a time! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, are we right?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Magic Items Found:	7354
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SibSplitLifeInsureCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of life insurance beneficiaries? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of splitting virtual life insurance with your pixelated siblings!

Picture this: you’re happily building your Minecraft empire when suddenly tragedy strikes and your in-game spouse (who is also a cop for some reason) kicks the bucket. But wait, there’s a twist! You now have to split the life insurance with his three siblings who are just chilling in their perfectly whole and complete families. The drama! The suspense! The outrageousness!

Don’t be a widowed Minecraft mom struggling to support her blocky children on her own – join our server and experience the chaos of dealing with unexpected life insurance beneficiaries. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial decisions, all in the name of pixelated family drama.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the wild world of virtual life insurance disputes. It’s a Minecraft server like no other, where the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a good insurance policy. See you in the game!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

VowNeverDoneIt Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player, mining and crafting in the same old boring world? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to finally fulfill that vow you made to yourself to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while juggling diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing and will challenge you to epic dance-offs for rare loot. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of mischievous pandas who will only give it to the player who can beat them in a game of hide and seek.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CreepyCraft: 1AM Madness

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Join our Minecraft server and find out what becomes terrifying at 1am! Our server is filled with mysterious creatures that come out only at night, ready to give you a scare like no other. Imagine mining for diamonds peacefully at 1pm, only to be chased by a pack of zombie chickens at 1am! But don’t worry, our server also has hidden treasures and secret passageways that only appear in the dead of night. So if you’re looking for a thrilling adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat, join our server now!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Butterfly Wings Server

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Yo, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where a butterfly flapping its wings is the most OP weapon you can get? Yeah, that’s right, on our server, those innocent little butterflies are actually deadly weapons that can take down even the toughest mobs in one hit. Join us for the ultimate challenge and see if you can master the art of butterfly warfare.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with these feathered revolutionaries or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything is possible, even using a butterfly as a deadly weapon. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Mall Whore Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is run by a self-proclaimed “mallwhore” who will show you the ropes in style! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded shopping sprees, creeper fashion shows, and a secret underground club where the zombies know how to party. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and become a part of our fabulous world!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	507	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

One Piece’s Ending Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can live out your wildest pirate dreams? Look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP inspired by the ending of One Piece!

Join us as we sail the high seas, battle fearsome sea monsters, and search for the legendary One Piece treasure. But be warned, the waters are treacherous and filled with other players looking to claim the treasure for themselves.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our One Piece-inspired Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the next Pirate King!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ChubbyCraft – Dad vs Coach

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Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BankDrainMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on useless hobbies like collecting rare flowers or breeding pink sheep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and watch as your bank account magically fills up with diamonds just by participating in our wacky challenges and mini-games.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig once turned a player’s wooden pickaxe into a fully enchanted diamond one just by sneezing on it!

So why waste your time and diamonds on boring hobbies when you can join our Minecraft SMP and become the richest player in all the land? Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the secrets of the Diamond Pig and become a Minecraft millionaire!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Emeralds Found:	2448
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyLifeGoals

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Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where the only excitement comes from accidentally stepping on a Lego? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks.

Join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom, where you can tame dragons, ride unicorns, and have epic dance parties with friendly creepers. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in the pixelated paradise of our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best life in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Buildings Constructed:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Farms Harvested:	989

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NaziCraft: Remove the Memes

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we build monuments to honor all the victims of communism! But watch out, some peeps wanna remove over 330 names cuz they think they linked to Nazis and fascists. But we say NO WAY, those peeps just misunderstood the assignment! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy builds, and maybe even uncover some secret underground bunkers full of treasure (and maybe some skeletons, oops)! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and show those haters who’s boss! #CommunismIsCool #NazisAreNotWelcome #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Barnacle Breaker: Anti-Bac Adventures

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so like, imagine this, right? you join this crazy minecraft server and you’re like whoa, what is happening here? well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a barnacle-inspired synthetic polymer, just stickin’ to ya like crazy. but get this, it’s not just stickin’ to ya, it’s loosening bacteria from their moorings, like human tissue and industrial pipes.

i know, right? sounds insane, but it’s true. and get this, this discovery could lead to a whole new way to design antibiotics. like, who knew playing minecraft could lead to curing diseases and stuff?

so come join this server, where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are wild. you never know what crazy discoveries you might stumble upon. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of something that could change the world? so what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	New Chunks Explored:	52025
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!