BlockyHealthHazards | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old creepers and zombies, we’ve got mutant chickens ready to take you down in the most epic way possible.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the dungeon is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Potions Brewed:	94
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BugLover Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only bugs you encounter are the ones in the code? Well, look no further because our SMP is crawling with all kinds of insects just waiting to be your new best friends! From friendly ladybugs who will bring you good luck in battles to giant spiders who will knit you a cozy sweater for those chilly nights, there’s never a dull moment when you’re surrounded by our buzzing buddies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground ant civilization that has been plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with the ants and help them achieve their tiny tyrannical dreams? Or will you stand against them and defend your precious pixelated land?

So come on down to our insect-infested SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the bugs are bigger than the blocks! Just remember to bring your bug spray and a sense of humor, because things are about to get buggy in the best way possible.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	27
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MineCraftyCompliments

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Are you tired of boring old compliments like “you’re smart” or “you’re funny”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll receive the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard! Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle and someone tells you that your block placement skills are so on point, they should be studied by NASA for their next space mission. That’s the kind of praise you can expect on our server! Join us for a wild ride of wacky compliments and absurd accolades. Who knows, you might even be dubbed the King or Queen of Blocksville by the end of the day!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Placenta Pub Crawl Server

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so, like, imagine this, right? what if i told you there’s this totally crazy minecraft server where the placenta of mice is like, all messed up from rapid alcohol exposure in early pregnancy? like, the genes are all changing and the DNA is like, flipping switches and stuff. it’s like a wild party in the placenta, man.

if you wanna see some real epigenetic shenanigans and witness gene expression going haywire, you gotta join this server. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before in minecraft. plus, the mice are super chill and love to build epic structures out of cheese blocks.

so come on, join the madness and experience the wildest genetic ride of your life. who knew a placenta could be so entertaining?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	981308	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

What is the IP for MMG Minecraft Server?

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Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Divine Spears Created:	20	Holy Grails Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “BESTIX Survival Diversity PVP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Emeralds Found:	6331

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Vortex Fries: Where the only thing modded is the condiments! No Discord just ketchup!

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Server Information
Server Name:	Vortex Skies
Server IP:	vortexskies.serverminer.com
Modpack:	SkyFactory 4 – 4.2.4
Discord:	Join our Discord

Overview

Looking to dive into a fresh modded Minecraft experience? Vortex Skies has just launched and we’re opening the doors for new players! Whether you’re an experienced modded Minecraft pro or just starting your SkyFactory journey, there’s a place for you in our skies.

What We Offer:

🌟 Brand New World: Our SkyFactory 4 server just launched, giving everyone a fresh start.
🤖 Modded Gameplay: Enjoy the unique twists and challenges that come with SkyFactory 4.
✨ Active, Welcoming Community: Meet like-minded builders, share ideas, and collaborate on exciting projects.
🏆 Challenges & Events: Participate in server-wide goals and competitions.

How to Join:

Download SkyFactory 4 via CurseForge or any other supported launcher.
Add our server IP to your Minecraft client.
Join the fun and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: What is the server IP for Vortex Skies?

A: The server IP is vortexskies.serverminer.com

Q: What version of SkyFactory is the server running?

A: The server is running SkyFactory 4 – 4.2.4

Q: How can I join the Discord server for Vortex Skies?

A: You can join our Discord server by clicking here.

Q: What can I expect from the Vortex Skies community?

A: The community is active, welcoming, and open to collaboration on various projects.

Q: Are there any challenges or events on the server?

A: Yes, we plan community events, contests, and challenges from time to time with possible rewards.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Blocky Chaos Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling like everything is falling apart around you in Minecraft? Join our server and let our friendly brainworm guide you through the chaos! With its soothing voice and wise advice, you’ll never feel overwhelmed again. Plus, who wouldn’t want a brainworm as a best friend? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	27

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Dumping Bitcoin To Pay Pumping Companies To Unflood Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Americans literally dumping Bitcoin to pay pumping companies to unflood their basements! Yes, you heard that right – forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, here you can witness the wild world of cryptocurrency meets home maintenance. Join us for a truly unique and chaotic Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret Bitcoin stash hidden in a flooded basement…or maybe just a bunch of soggy redstone. Either way, it’s sure to be a hilarious adventure!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BedroomBanishmentCraft

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Are you tired of your partner waking you up in the middle of the night to brush his teeth? Do you have a baby who also gets disturbed by his nighttime dental hygiene routine? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that madness!

Join our server and kick your husband out of the virtual bedroom instead! We have spare rooms where he can sleep peacefully while you build and explore without any disturbances. No more waking up to the sound of tooth brushing, just pure gaming bliss.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a tooth fairy who will grant you wishes in exchange for dental hygiene products. So stock up on toothpaste and floss, because you never know when you might need to make a deal with the mystical tooth fairy.

Join now for a toothbrush-free gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

GoldenFountain Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only currency accepted is gold that comes out of your… well, you know where! Imagine the possibilities of building your empire with your golden showers of wealth. No need to worry about pesky mobs or resource gathering when you can just make it rain gold everywhere you go. Join us for a truly unique and hilarious experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, who needs children when you can have a golden empire instead? It’s a win-win situation! So come on, join us and start making it rain… gold!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyRedditFAQs

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Tired of seeing the same old questions on AskReddit? Join our Minecraft server and escape the repetitive cycle of boredom! Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam free and creepers dance to dubstep. You’ll never have to answer “What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen in public?” ever again because on our server, the weirdest thing you’ll see is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. So why settle for mundane questions when you can join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Astral Projections Made:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

RoshCraft: Ukrainian Survival

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lolz come join dis server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab!

we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. and if u think u can take them on, then come and try your luck, but be warned, they don’t cluck around!

we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, where the walls are frosting and the floors are sprinkles. if u can find your way out, u get a special prize – a pet dragon that breathes fire and flies you around the server!

so what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the craziest, most epic adventure in Minecraft history! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Farms Harvested:	205	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Ribbed Dome Craft

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so liek, imagine a world where u can build the most epic structures with ribs and vaults and stuff. we got scientists on this server, man, they’re like geniuses or something. they’re all about nature and patterns and making ur builds strong and beautiful.

u gotta join this server, dude. it’s like the wild west but with blocks. we’re all about unleashing ur creativity and making ur buildings stand out from the rest. forget about boring old buildings, we’re all about that futuristic, nature-inspired vibe.

come hang with us and build the craziest stuff u can imagine. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
New Chunks Explored:	826439	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Vibe Time: Where Endermen twerk and creepers bust a move! 18+ server, whitelisted. Come join the party!

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Vibe Time Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla
Version	Java 1.21
Duration	4 months

Overview:

Vibe Time is a smaller vanilla community server that has been operating for around four months on Java 1.21. We’re looking for anyone who can dedicate some time to our server and hopefully be open to making some new friends. The server is focused on social and creative aspects of Minecraft with a slower paced gameplay.

Current world status: The world has been open for four months, with the ender dragon recently beaten. The server has no plans to reset the world in the future.

Economy and features: The diamond-based economy will be established with a shopping district near spawn. Events with rewards are held occasionally, and plans for a system beyond maximum enchantments are in progress.

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server and fill out the application form provided by Nonectwi.
Is the server purely vanilla?	Yes, the server is vanilla with some additional features planned.
Are there any plans for world resets?	No, there are no plans to reset the current world.
How often are events held on the server?	Events are held occasionally, but frequency may vary depending on the season.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Buildings Constructed:	28	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Danda Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no anime vibes? Look no further, because our server is anime-only baby! That’s right, no pesky non-anime content allowed here. Join us for epic adventures in a world where every block is kawaii and every mob is straight out of your favorite anime. Who needs episode 2 of that new season when you can create your own anime storyline in Minecraft? So grab your waifu pillow and join us for some otaku-tastic fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.