BlockyHealthHazards | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7328
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Crops Grown:	1991	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old creepers and zombies, we’ve got mutant chickens ready to take you down in the most epic way possible.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the dungeon is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get wild!

Echoing Realms 1.21

argue, argumentation, assertion, BELIEF, Benis, Contention, controversy, Conversation, debate, disagreement, discussion, Dispute, Echoing, fact, Listen, opinion, perspective, point of view, Realms, Statement, Truth, vageen

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7636
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Void Gems Collected:	34

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! Why? Because you can put your benis in vageen and that’s that! Like, where else can you do that in Minecraft, huh? It’s like a whole new level of gameplay, man. Don’t miss out on this wild adventure, come join us now!

SkiPatrolShowdown

#youtube, accident, care, colorado, Confrontation, Expert, family vacation, first time skiing, Florida, green trails, Mountain, overreacted, RECKLESS, Ski Patrol, ski patrol officers, skiing, SkiPatrolShowdown, Son, Support, Utah

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8883
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	747
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as that guy who crashed into my son on the slopes? Look no further! Our server is filled with adrenaline-pumping adventures and unexpected twists, just like that ski collision!

Join us for a ski-themed Minecraft experience where you can race down virtual mountains, build snow forts, and even encounter rogue skiers who may or may not crash into you (just kidding, safety first!).

And don’t worry, our ski patrol is always on the lookout for troublemakers, so you can rest assured that your virtual ski trip will be as safe as possible. Plus, if anyone tries to ruin your fun, you can report them just like I did on the slopes!

So come join us on our server and let’s make some epic memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into that reckless skier from the slopes and give him a piece of your mind (virtually, of course). See you on the slopes!

OuchMyMinecraftSMP

bodily pain, body ache, body discomfort, body fatigue, body pain, body soreness, body tension, Chronic pain, muscle soreness, Muscle Stiffness, muscle tension, OuchMyMinecraftSMP, physical discomfort, physical pain, sore arms, sore back, sore feet, sore joints, sore legs, sore neck, sore shoulders

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9197
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Enchantments Applied:	64	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Gods Slained:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! Like, my grandma’s pet rock joined and now it’s the mayor of the server, can you believe it?? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground roller coaster that leads to a magical land of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that makes you fly like a majestic unicorn, and if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots laser beams. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the wacky shenanigans that happen on this server. So come on, what part of your body hurts right now? Join us and let’s have a blast together! #minecraftSMP #craziness #unicornsanddiamonds 🦄💎🤪

CreeperExReturnsLOL

Breakup, Closure, closure conversation, Communication, Conversation, CreeperExReturnsLOL, emotions, ex, feelings, forgiveness, healing, love, moving on, past, reconciliation, Reflection, relationship, second chance, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2123
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Join our Minecraft server and avoid awkward conversations with your ex! Our server is so addictive, they won’t even have time to bother you. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all your exes into friendly villagers who will do your bidding. So come join us and say goodbye to ex drama forever!

CraftySyrianPrez Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Civil unrest, Conflict, constitution, CraftySyrianPrez, de facto leader, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, human rights violations, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, Politics, power grab, president, Rebellion, regime change, Server, Syria, Unrest, War

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5768
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
New Chunks Explored:	783340	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Crops Grown:	6848
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Towns Built:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE SYRIA BUT WITHOUT ALL THE DRAMA. OUR LEADER IS A CREEPER WHO DECLARES HIMSELF PRESIDENT AND BLOWS UP THE CONSTITUTION. JOIN US FOR CHAOS AND EXPLOSIONS GALORE. BUILD YOUR OWN BUNKER AND SURVIVE THE MADNESS. WHO NEEDS A RULEBOOK ANYWAY?COME JOIN THE FUN BEFORE THE CREEPER PRESIDENT CHANGES HIS MIND AGAIN.

CraftyPutinVsZelenskyy

communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinVsZelenskyy, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, direct talks, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Kremlin, Négotiation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, refusal, russia, summit, Tensions, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3841
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ores Mined:	6192	Buildings Constructed:	49

come join our epic minecraft server where putin and zelenskyy can settle their beef in a virtual world! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even negotiate peace treaties with other players! who needs real life when you can have all the drama and action in our server? plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any political conflicts that may arise. join now and be part of the madness!

Cubed Brain Impairment – MineCraft Server

aging brain, blood disorders, Brain, Brain Age, brain development, brain function, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Cognitive Impairment in Sickle Cell Anaemia, Cubed, Disease Progression, Economic Deprivation, health disparities, Health Inequality, impairment, Medical research, Medical Studies, mental decline, Minecraft, neurological disorders, Server, Sickle Cell Anaemia, socioeconomic factors

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Magic Items Found:	8739	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement! we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community that will make u laugh till u cry!

but wait, there’s more! joining this server will actually make u smarter! ya, u heard me right! our scientists have discovered that playing on our server increases ur brain age and cognitive abilities! say goodbye to being a potato and hello to being a genius!

not only that, but we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server! legend says that whoever finds it will gain eternal glory and riches beyond their wildest dreams! are u up for the challenge?

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Stellar Haven – Space Odyssey 1.21

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crimzon Ruze, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, Haven, Holostars, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Livestream, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Music, Octavio, odyssey, Regis Altare, songs playlist, Space, Stellar, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Emeralds Found:	1708	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on Red Bull, then look no further! We’ve got more beloved blue birthday boys than you can shake a diamond sword at! And don’t even get me started on the schedule – it’s more jam-packed than a chest full of enchanted golden apples!

Join us and you’ll be partying with Regis Altare, Axel Syrios, Gavis Bettel, Machina X Flayon, Banzoin Hakka, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Goldbullet, Octavio, and Crimzon Ruze! These legends will make your Minecraft experience more lit than a nether portal on fire!

Plus, we’ve got OP templates, graduated members, a sick playlist of songs, and even a Magmaboard for all your lava needs! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BelovedBlueBirthdayBoys

Yankee-Free Eats Minecraft Server

American made food, Boycott, Canada-US relations, Canadian consumers, consumer activism, cross-border trade, Eats, economic impact, economic nationalism, economic patriotism, food imports, Food Industry, food supply chain, import tariffs, international trade, market disruption, Minecraft, political tension, protectionism, Server, tariff threat, trade dispute, trade war, YankeeFree

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3802
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	97

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, seriously, you gotta join cuz it’s, like, so lit.

imagine this: you spawn in and you’re surrounded by, like, giant flying tacos and the grass is made of cotton candy. yeah, that’s right, cotton candy grass.

and, like, the mobs are all wearing top hats and monocles, cuz they’re fancy like that. oh, and did i mention the diamonds are actually made of chocolate? yeah, that’s right, chocolate diamonds.

plus, there’s, like, this secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. so, like, if you wanna be part of the cool kids club, you gotta join this server.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a rainbow shoots out? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. trust me, you won’t regret it.

GulfOfMexicoCraft

CHANGE, Communication, controversy, Digital, Diplomacy, geography, GOOGLE, Government, Gulf of America, GulfOfMexicoCraft, international relations, Latin America, letter, mexico, North America, Politics, president, protest, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, territorial dispute

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5492
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
New Chunks Explored:	678845	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	2

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. it’s like if mexico’s president was gonna send a letter to google about changing the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico, but in minecraft form. like, imagine a world where the gulf of america is actually a thing, but it’s full of diamonds and emeralds and all that good stuff.

join this server if you wanna be part of the epic quest to convince google to change the name of the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico in minecraft. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, right? plus, there’s like a secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and stuff.

so yeah, join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic adventure ever. who knows, maybe one day google will actually change the name of the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico because of us. that would be like, totally rad, man.

CraftyCanna Pain Relief Server

addiction risks, Alternative, Cannabidiol, cannabigerol, cannabinol, Cannabis, CBD, cbg, cbn, Chemicals, Chronic pain, CraftyCanna, mind-altering, opioids, Pain, pain signaling, peripheral nervous system, protein, reduced activity, Relief, Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4261
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Divine Spears Created:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Join our epic Minecraft server where we have magical cannabis plants that can cure all your pain! Forget about opioids, just smoke some CBD, CBG, or CBN and you’ll be pain-free in no time. Plus, our special plants can even reduce the activity of proteins that cause pain in your nervous system. So come on over and get high on healing on our server!

Ironclad Factions

alliances, Auction, Community, Discriminatory, Economy, Enchants, Faction, Factions, FAIRPLAY, glitches, Ironclad, Legitimate, Open-world combat, Positive, progress, Resources, Skills, strategy, success, teamwork, Updates, Xray

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3823
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Magic Items Found:	3898
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port	25555 (Bedrock supported)
Discord	https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork

About Us

Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. Join a community built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

What Makes Us Different

Rules

No Hacking/Xray
No Duping
No Homophobic/Racist Language
No Exploits
Respect Staff

Why Join Us?

Ironclad Factions Lifesteal offers a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. Custom enchantments add depth to gameplay and allow for personalized battles.

Get Started

Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and join the Discord for updates, events, and support.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server on Bedrock edition?	Yes, the server supports Bedrock edition and the port number is 25555.
Are there custom enchantments available on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchantments that add depth and strategy to gameplay.
What are some of the faction commands available?	You can use default faction commands to claim land, form alliances, and dominate the server.
Is PVP enabled on the server?	Yes, PVP is enabled in the entire world for battles and faction wars.
Can I trade items with other players on the server?	Yes, you can use the /sellhand command and Auction House for item trading.

Ephemeral Beginnings 1.21.2

1.21.2, attraction, BEGINNINGS, breeding, Commitment, Competition, DATING, ephemeral, Evolution, Femininity, fidelity, genetic quality, genetics, love, Masculinity, MATE SELECTION, monogamy, natural selection, Partnership, relationships, Reproduction, selection

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Yo, forget about monogamy, bro! It’s so last season. On this server, we’re all about that polygamy life. Why settle for just one player when you can have a whole harem of gamers to play with? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a squad of dudes with superior genetics to breed with? It’s like survival of the fittest, Minecraft edition. Join us and level up your love life game, because there’s always a better man waiting for you on our server. Let’s get breeding, baby!

HookupHotelPayFail

accommodation costs, boundary setting, Communication Issues, financial fairness, friendship boundaries, friendship drama, group dynamics, group holidays, holiday accommodations, holiday drama, holiday expenses, holiday planning, hookup etiquette, HookupHotelPayFail, splitting expenses, travel expenses, unexpected costs, unexpected guests, unwanted guests, unwanted visitors

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9360
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Enchantments Applied:	108	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Jessica and Paul had to deal with an unwanted guest on their holiday.

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a heated argument over who should pay for Cameron’s accommodation. Will you be the hero who steps in to settle the dispute, or will you stir the pot even more for some juicy drama? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle like Josh did on his holiday. Who needs soap operas when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

MindCraftLuvzOnly – Minecraft SMP

Admiration, AMBITION, Character, Communication, compassion, creativity, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Generosity, Honesty, humor, intelligence, Kindness, loyalty, MindCraftLuvzOnly, Minecraft, patience, Personality, resilience, sense of humor, smp, supportiveness, Understanding

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6848
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies instead! Like, the admins are all wizards who can summon diamond armor out of thin air and the players are all like superheroes with super speed and flying powers.

But the best part is the community, bro. Everyone is so chill and funny, like this one dude who tells the craziest jokes about chickens and pigs. And there’s this girl who builds the most insane roller coasters you’ve ever seen, like she’s a literal roller coaster wizard.

And the events, bro, don’t even get me started. We had this one event where we all had to fight a giant dragon made out of TNT, and let me tell you, it was a blast. Literally.

So if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and be part of the most hilarious and awesome community ever, hit me up bro. It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise.