BlockyGunz Minecraft Server

Adrenaline Rush, BlockyGunz, Confrontation, crime, dangerous situations, fear, gun control, gun laws, Gun Safety, Gun Violence, law enforcement, mental health, Minecraft, perpetrator, personal experience, ptsd, self defense, Server, sharing experiences, storytelling, Survival, traumatic event, Victim

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7432
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Have you ever had a creeper sneak up on you in Minecraft and thought it was game over? Well, on our server, we take things to the next level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having a virtual gun pointed at you by a skeleton archer while trying to build your dream castle. It’s a heart-pounding experience that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Plus, our community of players is so skilled at PvP that they can make even the toughest mobs run for cover. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world!

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2343
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	911
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	8894	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Star Shards Collected:	156	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9156
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1139
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9523
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8072
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Towns Built:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5302
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magic Items Found:	6740	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	655

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1655
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2680
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	118	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Emeralds Found:	1848
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Magic Items Found:	5120

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6472
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Emeralds Found:	8755	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Magic Items Found:	6127	Dragon Scales Harvested:	397
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7152
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Animals Bred:	63
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Love Letters Sent:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Zombie Dances:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	491
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1848
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.