BlockyGoals2022 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Wife-free Vacation Minecraft Server

aita, Australia, Boundaries, CAR, caravan trip, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, difficult behavior, finances, holiday, Marriage, Minecraft, Planning, red flags, relationship, separate finances, Server, stress, towing, vacation, Wife, Wifefree

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Star Shards Collected:	176
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mines Excavated:	4797	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Just like M43 and F36, who embarked on a disastrous caravan trip, you too can experience the thrill of exploration and the joy of building – without the stress of dealing with a difficult travel companion.

Join us on this server and leave all your real-life problems behind! No more fighting over who gets to drive the car or where to stop for lunch – here, you’re free to roam and build to your heart’s content.

And if you’re worried about wear and tear on your virtual car, fear not! Our server has unlimited resources and no mileage limits, so you can tow your caravan around Australia (or any other virtual destination) without a care in the world.

So come on in and join us for a stress-free, drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even find a new travel buddy along the way – one who won’t drive you crazy!

KidClash: 6vs15SiblingDrama

6vs15SiblingDrama, aita, children’s behavior, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cursing, discipline, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, going off, Kid, KidClash, Money Dispute, parenting issues, picking on, Raw on Netflix, rhea ripley, sibling rivalry, sister-in-law, spoiled kid, Younger Kid

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Runes Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for epic battles and outrageous stories like the time I went off on my sister-in-law’s kid for picking on my child. Picture this: I’m just trying to watch Raw on Netflix when I hear my youngest crying upstairs. Turns out, the older kid was messing with him and even stole his money! Can you believe it? But wait, it gets better. My wife gets mad at me for cursing at the kids, but hey, when someone messes with my little one, all bets are off. And don’t even get me started on the spoiled, clueless 15-year-old who thinks he can walk all over everyone. Join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness – you won’t regret it!

Land Plant Evolution

Blueprints, dry land, early days, Evolution, fascinating details, Genetic, genetic blueprints, hornworts, Insights, Land, Life, Million Years Ago, Plant, plant evolution, plant genetics, plant life, Plants, research, research findings, TRANSITION, Water

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3814
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Void Gems Collected:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can relive the glory days of plant evolution from 450 million years ago!!! u can build ur own hornwort kingdom and uncover the genetic blueprints of these ancient plants!!!

we have insane adventures waiting for u as u explore the early days of life on land!!! fight off creepers and zombies with ur plant powers and dominate the server with ur green thumb!!!

join now for a wild ride through time and space, where plants rule and anything is possible!!! don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft server experience ever!!!

Citrus MC

200 members, 24/7 operation, basic quality-of-life plugins, Citrus, diamond-based economy, discord community, fresh new map, Grief Protection, immersive multiplayer, leaderboard integration, member role, player-driven economy, pure vanilla, responsive staff, Rtp, Semi Vanilla, Sethome, thrilling experience, Tpa, trade economy, Vanilla theme

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9314
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Zombie Dances:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ores Mined:	1121
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Runes Activated:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Server IP	CITRUS-MC.COM
Server Discord	Discord
Server Map	Map
Version	1.9.x – 1.21

Looking for a thrilling and immersive multiplayer survival experience? Look no further than Citrus MC! Unlike other semi-vanilla SMP servers that bombard you with pay-to-win ranks, intrusive leaderboards, and an overload of plugins that detract from the pure vanilla experience, we prioritize your gameplay enjoyment.

After our initial success in 2023 and from listening to our members we decided to start a fresh new map for 1.21! We are now welcoming new and old members alike to join us for the second map.

To enhance your experience, we’ve carefully selected a range of basic quality-of-life plugins such as RTP, SETHOME, TPA, and even Discord chat integration. These additions are designed to improve your gameplay without compromising the pure nature of the vanilla experience.

In addition, we feature a diamond-based economy that seamlessly integrates with the vanilla theme of our server. Trade and thrive in a player-driven economy, where the value of your hard-earned diamonds shines through.

Join us at Citrus MC with over 200+ members on the discord and see what adventures await!

Features:

NEVER Pay To Win
Grief protection for all players
Discord community
Responsive staff members online 24/7
24/7 operation 20TPS/Lag free

Below is a link to our discord server, read the rules and react to automatically receive your member role.

https://discord.gg/7z8RBNyScA

Make new friends and enjoy a true Minecraft experience, here at Citrus MC, All of the features of Minecraft, are fully included, with no catch.

Server IP: CITRUS-MC.COM

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we never implement pay-to-win features on our server. Everyone has an equal playing field.
Do you have grief protection?	Yes, we offer grief protection for all players to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience.
How active is the staff?	Our staff members are online 24/7 and are always ready to assist players with any issues they may encounter.
Is the server lag-free?	Yes, we operate 24/7 at 20TPS to provide a lag-free experience for all players.

Ethereal Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Communication, Cultural differences, differentiation, Ethereal, Language, language barriers, language development, language differences, language distinctions, language evolution, language nuances, language structure, language variations, linguistic diversity, linguistics, national capital, provincial capital, Realm, regional capital, semantics, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	162	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Meteorites Collected:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, get this – they got a whole bunch of crazy shiz going on that will blow your mind! Like, did you know that in this server, the pigs can talk and the chickens can dance? It’s like a freakin’ animal party up in here! And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of apples! I know, right? It’s like a Minecraft miracle! Plus, the caves are filled with treasure chests that are guarded by ninja creepers. It’s like a whole new level of adventure, man! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Blowjob, Boundaries, CheaterCraft, Cheating, Communication, Drunk, emotions, Friend, Girlfriend, heterosexual, Humiliation, JOKE, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Motion, overreacting, Party, Questioning, relationship, Server, sex, Trust

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8174
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Magic Items Found:	2986	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Are you tired of feeling betrayed and humiliated in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only betrayals you’ll face are from creepers blowing up your house! Our community is full of hilarious jokes and pranks, like pretending to pay for party supplies with virtual blowjobs. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for cheating, so you can trust that your in-game girlfriend won’t be flirting with any exes. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

GFsGoneWildMC

anxiety, Boundaries, breakup threats, Communication, concert tickets, controlling girlfriend, Emotional Abuse, fear, Gaslighting, GFsGoneWildMC, Insecurity, Jealousy, location tracking, Manipulation, music artist, relationship issues, rules, social media, Spite, trust issues

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	28	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being controlled by your significant other? Do you miss the days when you could listen to your favorite music without fear of breakup threats? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the tyranny of your partner!

Join our server and experience the freedom to explore, build, and mine without anyone telling you what to do. No more uninstalling apps to track your every move, no more giving up your favorite artists, and definitely no more missing out on concerts you’ve been looking forward to.

On our server, you can be your own boss, build your dream world, and listen to all the music you want without any judgment. Say goodbye to controlling partners and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join now and reclaim your independence!

PixelPals Minecraft SMP

classic video games, favorite quotes, gaming catchphrases, gaming memories, gaming memories forever, gaming nostalgia, gaming phrases, gaming quotes, gaming sayings, iconic lines, iconic video game quotes, memorable gaming moments, memorable phrases, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PixelPals, smp, unforgettable moments, video game, video game catchphrases, video game memories, video game nostalgia, video game quotes

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Secret Passages Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Villages Defended:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, like we’re basically living like Minecraft royalty. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Steve who likes to blow things up for fun, like he’s our own personal TNT dispenser. It’s hilarious, trust me.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a giant statue of Notch made entirely out of golden blocks, because why not? And every Saturday night, we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (just kidding, it’s actually made of foam, but still cool, right?).

So if you wanna join in on the craziness and make some new friends (or enemies, depending on how good you are at PvP), then come on over to our Minecraft SMP and let the shenanigans begin! Remember, diamonds are forever, but our friendship is priceless. Let’s do this, gamers!

ToxicCraft: Block & Ban Fam

Ban, BLOCK, coping with toxic family, dealing with toxic family, Dysfunctional family, fam, family conflict, family counseling, family drama, family dynamics, Family issues, family relationships, family stress, Family Therapy, setting boundaries with family, toxic behavior, toxic family, toxic family members, toxic family support, toxic parents, toxic relationships, toxic relatives, toxic siblings, ToxicCraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6620
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Buildings Constructed:	43
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your frustrations by building a giant lava pit to throw them into. Watch them burn while you laugh maniacally from your diamond throne. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them and together you can rule the Minecraft universe with an iron hoof!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your real-life drama behind and come join us for some epic llama-led adventures on our Minecraft server. Your toxic family members won’t know what hit them!

TibetQuake Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, China, disaster response, earthquake, earthquake preparedness, emergency response, Fatalities, geological fault, Humanitarian Aid, infrastructure damage, Minecraft, natural disaster, rescue efforts, Richter scale, seismic activity, seismic intensity, seismic waves, Server, Sichuan province, tectonic plates, Tibet, TibetQuake, tremor

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8102
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2813	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing shaking is your booty while you build! we got more fun than a tibetan earthquake, with dozens of players dropping dead from laughter at how awesome this server is!

our server is so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’re on top of mount everest, except without the freezing cold and lack of oxygen. you’ll be climbing to new heights of fun and excitement as you explore our vast world filled with surprises around every corner.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime! just make sure to hold on tight, because this server is gonna shake things up in the best way possible!

BlockBidenMergerMadness

antitrust, Biden administration, BlockBidenMergerMadness, business news, Competition, corporate, corporate merger, court case, economic impact, global market, government intervention., Industrial, lawsuit, legal action, legal dispute, Merger, Nippon, regulatory decision, steel industry, Trade, U.S. Steel

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4239
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8990	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127

LOL, ok so like, imagine this: you join this EPIC Minecraft server and it’s like, the wildest ride of your life, bro. We got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even U.S. Steel and Nippon are suing the Biden administration over not being able to merge with us. That’s how LEGENDARY we are, fam.

So come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, you might even get to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers. YOLO, amirite?

Cousin Sleepover Fun!

acceptance, Boundaries, consent, controversial, cousin, Diversity, equality, family, Fun, Gay, Incest, judgment, LGBTQ, love, moral, relationships, sexual orientation, Sleeping, sleepover, societal norms, stigma, taboo

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6970
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Hey you! YEAH YOU! Do you love Minecraft but get bored of the same old servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of insanity and chaos that will have you questioning your own sanity!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! That’s right, you can dance the night away with explosive beats and killer tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle? Well, on our server, you can! Our fearless leader, Steve the Pig Rider, will guide you through epic quests and battles that will have you laughing until you cry!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret society of llama farmers who are also expert ninjas. You never know when they’ll swoop in and save the day with their deadly spitting skills!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! And remember, on our server, sleeping with your cousin isn’t wrong if you’re both gay!

Forever Chem FunCraft

Brain, chem.., Chemicals, discovery, Environmental, findings, forever chemicals, funcraft, health, Implications, investigation, molecular clues, nervous system, neurotoxic effects, perfluorinated alkyl substances, Pollution, polyfluorinated alkyl substances, research, Science, study, Toxicity, Toxins

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2018
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Divine Spears Created:	27	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Farms Harvested:	519	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

so, like, u know those forever chemicals that sound all fancy and stuff? well, turns out they can mess with ur brain, like, big time. but, like, don’t worry, cuz we found a way to, like, make them fun! join our minecraft server and u can, like, build a whole world out of forever chemicals! it’s, like, totally safe and definitely won’t turn u into a mutant or anything. plus, u get to, like, battle other players with forever chemical weapons and ride forever chemical-powered unicorns. it’s, like, the most epic adventure ever, dude. so, like, come join us and let’s get weird with forever chemicals!

We kindly ask you to join the Hardcsorsurvival Minecraft server

admins, Anarchy, challenge, Community, gameplay, Gaming, Hardcore, Hardcsoresurvival, INTENSE, Join, lags, Minecraft, multiplayer, No Rules, ONLINE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5081
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

: Complete Anarchy, no rules, admins, lags.

Hardrssurvival.aternos.me:33992

Crafty Cheers Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, celebration, Champion, cheers, cheers to that, Crafty, elation, exultation, good times, Happiness, hooray, joy, jubilation, Land, Party, positive vibes, success, toast, triumphant, Victorious, Victory, winning, winning moment

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5778
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Divine Spears Created:	23
Star Shards Collected:	277	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	157
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Yo, bros, listen up! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick, then you gotta check out this place! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something – we have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box! And our mobs? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius! Plus, our builds are so epic, they make the Eiffel Tower look like a sandcastle! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer this pixelated world together! We won. Cheers!

Players:	105/700	Votes:	8836
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Runes Activated:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Void Gems Collected:	35