New Minecraft Servers
New Minecraft Servers

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where the only thing higher than our cholesterol levels is the fun we have! Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can build a giant cholesterol monster that shoots lasers out of its eyes!

And get this, if you’re over 55, you’ll be at the top of the leaderboard because apparently having “good” cholesterol makes you more likely to get glaucoma. But don’t worry, if you have “bad” cholesterol, you’ll be safe from the glaucoma monster lurking in the shadows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get this party started! Who needs health when you have Minecraft, am I right?

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP