LOL YOU WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IF YOU’RE FEELIN’ DOWN ABOUT YOUR PENIS SIZE, THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE! OUR SERVER IS LIKE A THERAPY SESSION FOR YOUR DICK! WE’VE GOT BLOCKS FOR DAYS TO HELP YOU BUILD UP THAT CONFIDENCE AND MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A REAL MAN! PLUS, IF YOU’RE FEELIN’ A BIT SAD, JUST HOP ON AND START CRAFTIN’ AWAY THOSE WORRIES! WHO KNEW MINING AND CRAFTING COULD BE THE CURE FOR A SMALL DICK? JOIN US NOW AND WATCH YOUR MENTAL HEALTH SOAR TO NEW HEIGHTS…JUST LIKE YOUR PENIS SIZE!
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Dynasty Minecraft SMP Trio
champions league, Competition, Downfall, DYNASTY, Failure, Forgotten, History, Legacy, Minecraft, past glory, Players, premier league, Rise and Fall, smp, Soccer, sports, Sportsmanship, success, TEAM, Trio, Underdog
Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of the most chaotic and unpredictable server out there! We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, battle mythical creatures, and try to survive the constant pranks and shenanigans of our mischievous players.Remember that time when our reigning champions built a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of the spawn area? Or when a group of players decided to start a llama racing league and things quickly spiraled out of control? Yeah, those were the good old days.
But don’t worry, there’s still hope for you to become the next legendary player on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to bring back the glory days and lead our server to victory once again. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
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Pixel Love Minecraft Server
bros, DATING, Despair, end it all, funny, gf, gfi, GOOGLE, humor, internet, lonely, love, meme, Minecraft, PIXEL, quirky, relationship, Sadness, Server, single, Technology, tfw, virtual
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane place to play Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking sheep, rainbow-colored trees, and a giant chicken that laid golden eggs. They couldn’t believe their eyes! But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. It was a night to remember!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and let the madness begin!
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Doge’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure
Adventure, altcoins, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, Doge, DOGES, elon musk, Epic, finance, Future, internet culture, investing, market, meme, meme coin, Minecraft, Moonshot, Potential, reddit, smp, social media, speculation, Trading
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! For just 10 dollars (yes, you heard that right), you can join our wacky world of chaos and hilarity.Picture this: you log on and immediately get ambushed by a gang of chickens wearing tiny top hats. But don’t worry, they’re friendly and just want to show you their dance routine. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers and plays dubstep music whenever you mine with it.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, a ruler who demands all players pay tribute in the form of…you guessed it, potatoes. Rumor has it that if you offer him a golden potato, he’ll grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because one player asked for a pet dragon and ended up with a house full of angry chickens instead.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a few potatoes along the way. Trust us, it’s worth every penny (or should we say potato?)!
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Knight Mc
alliances, Arena, Battles, Clans, Combat, Community, competitiveness, ELIMINATION, Events, Faction, Gear, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Loot, Progression, PvP, Raid, Rewards, Skills, strategy, Survival
KnightMC – The Ultimate PvP and Lifesteal Experience! Server IP: play.knightmc.fun
Dive into KnightMC, a hardcore PvP server where every fight matters. Engage in intense battles with our Lifesteal feature—claim victory, and steal hearts from your defeated foes. Lose, and you’re one step closer to elimination!
Our world is built for players who love the thrill of competition. Form alliances or go solo, raid enemy bases, and defend your own turf. With custom gear, balanced progression, and exciting events, every battle is a chance to prove your skills.
Join our community of fearless fighters at play.knightmc.fun—where PvP legends are made!
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Jumping Weekly Minecraft Server
action, Adventure, Anime, anticipation, Characters, EXCITEMENT, fan favorites., Future, Genres, jump, Jumping, magazine, Manga, Minecraft, new releases, Popular, Saito, serialization, Server, SHONEN, storytelling, WEEKLY, weekly shonen jump, wsj
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us and embark on a wild adventure with Saito, the mischievous llama who is rumored to have magical powers.But that’s not all – on our server, we have a whole new genre of gameplay that will blow your mind! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, now you can! And who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. The future is bright, the possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!
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Well / Minecraft SMP / TV /?
chilling, Cinema, creepy, Dark, Devil, Disturbing, Evil, film, Horror, Minecraft, movies, occult, Psychological, Satanic, Sinister, smp, Supernatural, Suspenseful, Thriller, TV, Twisted, twisted plot, well
Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building your very own roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere.
But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there is a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into llama hybrids. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?
So come on, join us if you dare. Just remember, there is no more satanic line in cinema…or on our server!
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VoidPrison
Adventure, Anarchy, building, commands, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Plugins, Prison, PvP, Realms, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist
VoidPrison is a brand new OPPRISON server. Our minecraft version is 1.21.1.
Void Prison uses models and a cool texturepack to give players the best experience.
We have private mines, crates, pvp you name it. We’re also looking for new staff so make sure to join 🙂
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MINECRAFT CIS – Vanilla 1.21.3 [06.11.2024] Minecraft server
1.21.3, Anarchy, Cheats, Chunks, Community, coordinates, data packs, Hardware, Minecraft, mod, Plasmovoice, Rendering, rules, Server, Trade balancing, Trolley improvements, Vanilla, voice chat, Winter Drop![MINECRAFT CIS – Vanilla 1.21.3 [06.11.2024] Minecraft server](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/11/MINECRAFT-CIS-Vanilla-1213-06112024-Minecraft-server.png)
A simple vanilla-themed server in Minecraft version 1.21.3 on powerful hardware, with a friendly community. No whitelist.
There is a big rendering on the server! 32 chunks
For an interesting game, there are several official data packs on the server:
Balancing trade with residents. https://ru.minecraft.wiki/w/Trade_balancingWinter drop. https://ru.minecraft.wiki/w/Winter_DropImproved trolleys. https://ru.minecraft.wiki/w/Trolley_improvements
On the server you cannot view coordinates and some other information through F3. In order to see the coordinates you need to hold a compass in your hand.
Minecraft server is not anarchy! The rules are simple – do not disturb others, do not use cheats, xray and the like. In short, don’t be a dork.
There is also PlasmoVoice voice chat for convenient communication. https://modrinth.com/plugin/plasmo-voice
Attention! You will not be connected to the server without a voice chat mod!
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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server
BlockyBanter, CONSERVATIVE, funny, gloating, humor, internet, meme, Meme culture, mfw, Minecraft, ONLINE, Politics, reaction, right wing, RIGHTOID, Server, smug, social media, they, think.., Victory, winning, Won
Are you tired of rightoids thinking they’ve won? Join our Minecraft server and show them who’s boss! With our insane PvP battles and epic build competitions, you’ll have the rightoids running for cover in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world… one block at a time. So come join us and help us overthrow the rightoids once and for all!
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Midnight Punch Minecraft SMP
A, Anime, Anime Community, Anime discussion, anime fandom, Anime news, Cancelled series, Cancelled Youtuber, fan speculation, japanese animation, Mayonaka Punch, Mayonaka Punch season 2, midnight, Minecraft, online forums, online streaming, otaku culture, Punch, Second season, smp, vampire anime, Vampires, youtuber drama
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you’ll encounter the Cancelled Youtuber and her band of Vampires. Will they get a second season of their crazy antics? Only time will tell!Join us for non-stop action and adventure as you navigate through treacherous terrain, battle epic bosses, and maybe even uncover the secret to eternal life (spoiler alert: it involves a lot of redstone and some questionable potions). Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Join us now and let the madness begin!
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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
banter, blocky, Community, Conversation, Curiosity, ENGAGEMENT, Explanation, how, INFORMATION, Interaction, internet, knowledge, learning, Minecraft, post, question.., Server, social media, Status, Thread, tulpapilled, tweet, Understanding, WonderAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, with unicorns roaming the lands and rainbows shooting out of creepers when you defeat them.Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of doom. And don’t forget about our exclusive feature – the ability to ride on the backs of dragons and soar through the skies while shooting fireballs at your enemies.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
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Dream About My Dead Dog Minecraft SMP
animal, canine, Companionship, Connection, Dead, dead dog, dog, dream, emotional, front right leg, für, Grief, Hug, Loss, love, Memory, Minecraft, pet, real, Share, smp, surreal, ticklish, ValueJoin our Minecraft SMP for a chance to hug and pet your favorite virtual pets in your dreams! Our server is so immersive, you’ll swear you can feel the fur on your fingers as you tickle them under their front right leg. Who needs reality when you can have this kind of dream experience on our server? Don’t miss out on this surreal opportunity to connect with your virtual pets in ways you never thought possible. Join now and let your wildest dreams come true!
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SquigCraft SMP
Anarchy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Community Economy Quests Jobs Custom items Events Rewards Discord Unique gameplay Gameplay experience Multiplayer Server Minecraft Online Building Exploration Adventure Skills Fantasy, Towny
SquigCraft is a community focused survival server.
The economy is 100% community driven, players will have to work, do quests or complete jobs to earn $$$
To bring a unique gameplay experience, we offer MANY custom items and constant changes depending on what YOU the player wants!
We host multiple events each month, where you get rewards just for even turning up!
We off a lot more that’s not mentioned here! Join our discord, or hop on the server to learn more!
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The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server
#clues, ANONYMOUS, banana, blocky, CASE, cold case, crime, detective, Enigma, Evidence, Identification, Intriguing, investigation, Minecraft, mysterious person, Mystery, No. 89390952, nose, puzzling, Server, SUSPECT, unidentified, unknown, unsolvedAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your fancy? Well, have we got the server for you! Introducing the one and only server where your nose is the key to success! That’s right, on our server, you can sniff out hidden treasure, track down elusive mobs, and even pick locks with your nostrils!But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Nose Gods, who bestow upon you incredible powers if you can prove your worthiness by completing ridiculous challenges like sneezing on command or identifying different Minecraft blocks blindfolded.
So come on down to our server and get ready to follow your nose to adventure, excitement, and maybe even a few boogers along the way! Join now and let the scent-sational fun begin!
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East Asian Minecraft SMP Adventure
Adventure, asian, Brunei, cambodia, China, Countries, culture, decision, east, east asia, Indonesia, Japan, Laos, Lifestyle, Living, Malaysia, Minecraft, mongolia, Philippines, Singapore, smp, south korea, taiwan, thailand, Vietnam
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate East Asian adventure! Our server is so lit, even pandas are lining up to join. We have a secret underground noodle factory where players can craft their own ramen armor for protection against creepers. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach the top of Mount Fuji in-game, you’ll unlock the ability to summon a dragon to do your bidding. So why live in a boring East Asian country when you can join our insane Minecraft world instead?